I was quaking in my smol boots and squeaked, "HE'S MINE YOU SUSSY BAKA 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬!"

Dylan had never heard me yell before and I felt so alpha like 🥹🥹🥹🥹💪💪💪💪💪

I turned and saw a full moon. All of a sudden Taylor mooed and turned into McDonald's Quarter Pounder. OMG SHE'S A WERE-BURGER 😱😱😱😱😱 My twinkie pie could easily beat that ugly thang 👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺

Then Dylan bawked and turned into some delicious bland roast chicken🍗🍗. I was so turned on I fainted but all of my Oppa's, Edward Cullen and Harry Styles caught my tiny -59'8'' frame.

"You see, sugar honey iced tea?" Edward Cullen said. "You should pick ME INSTEAD."

"No me. Oim 'Arrey Stoils!" Harry Styles hollered Britishly. "iTS A SIGN OF THE TIMES MATE"

"NooOOOoOOO MEEEEeeEEEeeEEEEEEEE" BTS Oppas sang angelically 👼👼👼

The burger threw a huge slice of cheese at my tater-tot and he fell 837493 feet backwards smashing a wall. He got up and wiped the cheddar off his mouth. Suddenly he picked a packet of ketchup out off his butt-hole and yeeted it at the ugly burgers face.

"W-W-W-W-W-WAIT" I cried cutely. "NO DYLAN! D-D-D-D-DONT KILL HER, EVEN THOUGH SHE I-I-I-IS A MOLDY T-T-T-T-TORTILLA CHIP FROM CHIPOTLE, ITS NOT Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU UWUUUU"

"SHE HURT YOU, MY SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA" Dylan roared voluptuously 🥵🥵🥵🥵

"I-I-I-I D-D-D-D-DONT C-CARE!" I said. "OUR LOVE I-I-I-IS S-S-STRONG AND NO ONE C-C-C-C-CAN CHANGE TH-TH-TH-TH-THAT!"

Dylan looked at me deliciously. He looked so yummy oui oui bon appetit as a Costco rotisserie chicken. 👁️🫦👁️

"Even though I'm a were-rotisserie chicken?" He asked.

"Y-y-y-y-yes. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I l-l-l-l-l-love you the w-w-w-w-way y-y-y-y-ou a-are." 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Suddenly Dylan morphed back into a gorgeously buff ripped chad of a human. He looked at me with his deep dark mysterious oRbS incredulously. "W-What?? My were-rotisserie-chicken-ness could only be cured by true love! Does this mean...?"

OMG 🥵🥵🥵🥵😭😭😭😭😭 IT REALLY IS TRUE LOVE 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🥹😵😵😵😵

Tayor's Quarter Pounder self screeched in outrage 🦍🦍🦍 but I just stepped on her cuz I'm so girlboss slay 😘😘😘

After the dance Dylan drove me back to his house in his $273498 car that was neon orange and convertible and goes VROOM VROOM and can fly. His house was literally a castle 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

"Oh yeah, I'm a quadrillionaire by the way." Dylan said as he lead me inside the castle. "I'm also a secret mafia mob boss and brutally murder people attractively, I think I mentioned that earlier."

HE'S SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE 🥵🥵🤤🥵🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤😵😵😵😵💀

We reached his bedroom which had a 90 inch plasma tv, a ginormous bed, 3478 different lighting settings and servants and a jacuzzi. He suddenly growled and bit me and almost tore my throat out 🥵🥵🥵 omg such alpha 🥵🥵😫😫😫😫😫🥵😫🥵🥵😫😫😫🥵🥵🥵

He yeeted me across the room onto the bed and I'll leave what happened next to your imagination even tho we're both minors but nobody cares 😘😘😘😘😘😘😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

A/N: hi so remember last time i fell down a 2837912846 foot hole? Uhhh sO yOu SeE- I'm still here :D BUT I HAVE INTERNET so I was able to upload this chapter for YOU LOVELY BABOONS 😘😘😘😘😘😘 but yeah aNyWAyS *lip smack* oh look, it's a bird. It's a plane. It's a flying demonic giraffe headed straight towards me!!!!!! YAA- *cue intense flying demonic giraffe screeches*