We Open up on top of your House as Miia was doing the Laundry and she smiled while singing A Song, about you.

Miia: Somewhere over the Rainbow~ Darling Loves me~ Somewhere over the Rainbow~ Darling Loves me~

You then walked up and heard her singing.

Y/n: Miia why are you singing?

Miia: Oh, Darling it's Just Because You're amazing~ The Way, you Protect me from those Racists is so Amazing~ You're the best~

Y/n: (Blushing) Oh Well, I-

Just then Something grabbed you with their Talons and Began Pulling you off!

Miia: Darling!

Y/n: DAMN SEAGULLS! MIIA GET HELP!

The Flying Creature Then Pulled you off the Roof and Began flying off as Miia went to get Help! Right now, you were pretty much Praying for someone to help.

Y/n: Oh, Please Help me Somebody! I don't care who answers my Prayer at this Point! God, Buddha, SpongeBob! I'll take anyone!

Just then you were dropped into A Tree as the Creature landed in front of you.

Papi: Hi, I'm Papi the Happy Harpy!

Y/n: Who?

Papi: I'm Papi the Happy Harpy! Um... No Wait, it was Happy the Papi Harpy, Or Maybe it was Harpy Happy Papi... Or, Um... Oh, My Head Hurts.

Y/n: You're Papi.

Papi: Oh, Right I'm Papi! I- Ooh Ice-cream! I want Ice-cream!

She then dropped you to the ground as she then landed next to you.

Y/n: Ow!

Papi: Who are you Again?

Y/n: (Thoughts) Geez, She's A Total Birdbrain...

Soon you had Both gotten some Ice-cream as You had A Popsicle and Papi had A Soft serve.

Y/n: So Tell me where is your Host?

Papi: Hm? Oh Yeah, I flew away from the Terminator because they gave me A Bunch of Paperwork and I'm not very Good at Reading so I flew off, but they said I couldn't Because they would Deflower Me.

Y/n: Huh? Wait A Minute... Papi, they mean They're going to deport you! They're going to Kick you out of the Country!

Papi then drops her Ice-cream on the ground and she Began to cry.

Papi: WAAAAH! Why!? Why don't I have any Fingers!?

Y/n: Papi, You can have my Ice-cream.

Papi: Really? Thank you!

Papi then Began to Suck on your Popsicle as if it was Like A Certain Body Part and people began staring at you two so you quickly Pulled the Ice-cream away, but when you did Papi was already covered in Popsicle Goop!

Y/n: Papi How did you do that!?

Papi: Hm? I don't know. Oh Bath Time!

Y/n: Huh!?

Papi then took off her Clothes as she Jumped into the Fountian and when you tried to stop her she Made you Jump in as well!

Papi: Hahahahahahaha! You're so Fun!

Y/n: Papi! No! I-!

Just then Miia came out of nowhere and Began Hugging you!

Miia: Darling!

Y/n: Miia?

Miia: Stay away from him he's Mine!

Papi: Huh? Well, He's mine Now so You Back off!

Y/n: When did this Happen!?

The two then Began fighting each other with Miia slamming her Tail in your face by accident and Papi slashing at you by Accident as then began grabbing both of them by the ear!

Miia/Papi: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Y/n: Stop it you two! I am getting Hurt enough Today! AND I KNOW FOR SURE THAT I AM-!

???: HEEEEEEELP!

You Three then noticed A Girl stuck in A Tree and she was in trouble!

Papi: Oh, she can't Fly? I'll Help!

She then Tried to fly off but fell flat on her face since her wings are wet.

Miia: Don't worry I'll save you! For Darling!

Y/n: Oh Brother...

Miia then slithered up the Tree to try and save the Little girl but suddenly she scared the Little Girl and she tried Grabbing her when she fell off but she missed!

Miia: Oh No!

Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Papi: Hold on!

Papi then Grabbed her, but she began falling as well due to her weight as you then Jumped in and grabbed them both!

Y/n: Papi are you Okay?

Papi: Yep! She should have flown though.

You Just sighed and Facepalmed in response. The Little girl then was reunited with her Parents and as they walked away the Officer walked by smiling.

Officer: Oh, Hello there! Thank you for saving that little girl! But where is that Harpy's ID?

Y/n: Um... It's Uh...

???: Right here, Officer!

Just then Smith Came by with Papi's ID And Papers, saving the Harpy girl!

Later...

Smith: Papi you are supposed to not To Fly away. You Know that.

Papi: I Know and I'm sorry...

Smith: You Know I have realized that this is The Perfect Place for Papi to stay.

Y/n/Miia: What?

Smith: Yes, I had trouble finding her A Family because of her Tendency to fly away but this Place seems perfect for her.

Papi: Yay! Y/n Give me A Bath!

Y/n: I- Woah! Wait!

Papi then Pulled you upstairs for A Bath as Miia was surprisingly calm.

Smith: You seem very calm Miia.

Miia: Oh Yeah, she's Just a Child, She Poses no Threat to my relationship to darling.

Smith: Hm, actually... Papi is as Old as you. Harpies are Just small bodies and small everything else to help them fly.

Miia: What?

You were about to give Papi A Good scrub when suddenly the door Slammed on top of you and Miia came slithering in!

Miia: Don't worry I'll clean her for you darling!

She was then scrubbing her Hair as she was scolding her.

Miia: Now You Get your hands off my Darling.

Papi: Hehehe, But I don't have any Hands!

Y/n: Ow... I have A Door on top of me... Please Help...