Setting: City
Characters: Y/N, Jotaro, Anasui

Genderbent: Esidsi, Kars, Wamuu, Santana, Rudol von Stroheim

Jotaro: Jiji told me about you hideous being with a bird brain, Ultimate Kars!

Kars?: Excuse me but I go by Ultimate Karissa now.

Suddenly Anasui comes out of nowhere and smiles when he sees Karissa. He does finger guns at her.

Anasui: What's up chick? How about we go on a date and split a bucket of KFC together?

Jotaro slaps Anasui.

Jotaro: You two timing cheater!! You're suppose to be my daughter's boyfriend!

Anasui gains sparkles in his eyes and similes with immense joy.

Anasui: So you finally recognize me as her boyfriend?

Jotaro covers his eyes with his hat. Anasui goes to Jotaro and starts whispering.

Anasui: I don't actually want to date her. I'm just buying us time so she doesn't kill us yet.

Karissa: I mean why not? I love KFC, let's go on a date. But...

She gets a slightly menacing look in her eyes.

Karissa: It has to be a double date. Me, you, and pink haired femboy.

Anasui: Hey!

Jotaro: Oh no no no no! I am not going on a date!

Karissa: If not I'll rip out both of your balls and turn you into permanent women.

Anasui: Lady I don't think that's how it works. You need to take Biology class again.

Karissa holds up three fingers.

Karissa: 3

Jotaro: No!

Karissa holds up two fingers.

Karissa: 2

Anasui: Please Mr. Jotaro I need my Dragon Balls to make Bulma, AKA Jolyne, have strong babies!!

Jotaro: Shut up that's not helping!

Karissa holds up one finger.

Karissa: 1

Jotaro: Hold on, you didn't let me finish. I'm married, but-

Y/N happens to walk by, making Jotaro pull him over.

Jotaro: My friend on the other hand is an eligible bachelor.

Y/N: Wait what-

Jotaro: So who's he going on a date with?

Y/N: Huh-

Karissa: He's not going on any kind of date. It'll be a blind date-

Y/N: I didn't agree-

Karissa: -With 4 women!

Mista comes out of nowhere.

Mista: Ha sucker!

Karissa punches Mista away. The scene switches to Y/N sitting at a table in a restaurant. His outfit consists of black boots, black gray, and white camouflage pants, and a black sleeveless turtle neck due to Karissa's friends liking muscles on a man.

Y/N: Jotaro is so going to get it.

1st date

Y/N: So, tell me about yourself. Is there anything you're interested in particular?

Santana: I like yoga. I'm very flexible.

Santana proves her point by doing a standing split before doing a back flip over Y/N. She then rests her elbows on his head.

Santana: You're cute. Call me

Anasui can be seen in the background with Karissa happily munching on a chicken leg while holding two buckets of chicken in one arm.

Anasui: You lucky mother fucker. You're actually going on a cool date! This woman's just using me for money!

Karissa chuckles kinda evilly.

Karissa: I'm hungry Anasui. Buy me more chicken!

Y/N walks past Anasui with Santana on his shoulders.

Y/N: It was your and Jotaro's idea to do this. Now suffer.

2nd date

Before Y/N can say anything, Esidsi kisses him on the cheek.

Eisdis: *Muah* 

Y/N: What the hell, who kisses someone out of nowhere!? *mumbles* Not that I'm complaining.

Esidsi: Your ocean breeze kiss soothes my volcanic eruptions. Come, I'm taking you to my den.

Y/N: 

Karissa: No no no, you can't do that Esidsi. Everyone has to take their turn on a date with each man first, then they pick their favorite mate. That's our contest.

Esidsi pouts a bit.

Esidsi: Ugh fine, you better pick me first ocean man. Or else...

Y/N: Why is she calling me ocean man? My stand is a logic defying cat.

Anasui is currently sweeping while wearing a maid outfit. He also seems to be crying comically.

Anasui: Y/N please be quick, I don't wanna be here anymore.

Y/N: Why are you in a maid suit?

Anasui: That Witch bought too much KFC and now I'm in debt to work here and cover the bill. 

Y/N: Heh, sucks for you.

3rd date

Y/N can be seen with Wamuu sitting on his lap. He grunts a bit.

Y/N: Woman you've just crushed my Dragon Balls and Goku's staff.

Wamuu: Oh, apologies for that. As a sign of respect, I will let you sit on my lap. 

Y/N: Uh, no tha-

Wamuu quickly moves and puts Y/N on her lap.

Wamuu: You will sit.

Y/N: Yes mommy.

Anasui: Ayo what?

Suddenly, Rudol von Stroheim bursts through the door.

Rudol: Get zat man off your lap. It'z my turn for the for the date you utter fool. German women are the best women in the world!

The Pillar women look confused before laughing at the German woman. 

Karissa: Says the filthy human. You're not even fully human! You're a machine, an object, a toy to be played around with.

Rudol growls angrily before being picked up by Y/N.

Y/N: I pick her!

Karissa: What?!

Esidsi: I told you to pick me first?! Get back here Y/N!!

Esidsi accidentally bumps into Santana before both women fall with Esidsi on top of her.

Santana: No! He got my number first, so let him call me first and wait your turn.

Both girls engage in a dust ball brawl.

Y/N grabs Anasui by his hair and turns to Rudol.

Y/N: Your name is Stroheim right? Joseph Joestar told me about you! Please, get out of here with your technology! A jet pack or something!

Anasui gets on his knees with clasped hands.

Anasui: Yes! Please we'll do anything!

Rudol gets a slightly evil smile.

Rudol: Anything?

Y/N: Anasui you idiot.

Rudol: I do have a place to hide you guys away, but you both have to be my slaves and my soldier's slaves for a week.

Y/N: Son of a...

We see Anasui and Y/N surrounded by female soldiers. Said women are screaming because both boys are wearing reverse bunny suits. Rudol however is sitting on a chair overseeing all of this with a laugh.

Rudol: Have at them girls.

Y/N:

Y/N and Anasui split up and Y/N runs into a room before closing the door.

Y/N: I'm safe.

Suddenly, Esidsi, Santana, and Wamuu hug him from behind.

All three: Not exactly, bunny boy.

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