"I need you to go get a critical letter from an agent. She looks like this," the Hokage said as he showed him a picture of the agent.

She had long brown hair and deep blue eyes. Neji sighed, thinking about finding a plan-looking girl since all the girls looked plain to him.

"She will also have a dragon tattoo on her waistline on her back," he said.

"So a tramp stamp," Neji said.

"Yes, Lee is coming with you on this mission as well. You will meet her at the Goddess Tavern. Find her and get the information she has collected," he said as he gave him the location of the village the agent was in.

"At least we can go on a mission together," Lee said as Neji sighed.

"What, you don't want it to be just us?" Lee asked.

"Tenten could go on this mission with us if you didn't get her pregnant!" Neji pointed out.

Lee turned red in the face.

"We are getting married soon. How did you even know Tenten was pregnant?" Lee asked.

"Y/n caught you in her words, smashing her into the ground to the point of no return and with no protection," Neji said.

"I... I used three! That day, the fourth one broke okay! If you really must know!" Lee said with his face turning red.

"Three, what?" Neji asked.

"Condoms, what else would I use?" Lee asked.

"I thought you would have a knife on you or something not...." neji paused 

"Why would I have a knife on me? I'm having an immanent moment with Tenten! Where would I keep it? I was - Y/n saw me naked! No!!!!! Ahhh, Tenten is going to kill me when I tell her. Wait, she saw me twice!!!" Lee yelled as Neji rolled his eyes.

"Don't roll your eyes at me! I have to tell her I can't lie to her. Wait, how long was she there?!" Lee asked.

"Long enough to clean your kitchen and living room," Neji said.

"Oh my god!!! She cleaned, why?!" He asked.

"Don't know, and I don't care. Y/n is strange; Y/n had something to tell me, but she was more interested in talking about everyone else's lives," Neji said.

"Neji, look, you will find someone you," Lee said.

"I was supposed to die protecting Lady Hinata that day, but I didn't. An invisible flame saved me and so many other people. Seeing everyone have someone, but I think I shouldn't have made it that day," Neji said.

"Don't say stuff like that, and you don't need a girl to make you happy. You need to find something else that is fulfilling," Lee said.

"Like what? What else is there? I will find it eventually; I just need to do this mission," he explained.

"Neji, why not see if there is a way to work with different ninjas from different villages? You might find someone doing that," Lee suggested.

"My job is to protect Hinata; I may go on missions, but that is the one job I still have being part of the lower branch," Neji explained.

Lee wanted him to be happy, too. They all were getting older and falling in love, while Neji wasn't. It was okay, but Lee could see how Neji lost his way. He wanted what they had, but at this rate, he wasn't going to because he was looking for the perfect girl who didn't seem to exist. Neji had high standards, and many girls fell short of those standards. Even you fell short of his expectations. He was going to end up alone or dead before he found a girl or a guy to love.

They made it to the Goddess Tavern, and as soon as they opened the doors, they immediately went back outside.

"The Goddess Tavern has exotic dancers," Lee said.

"We can't go in there!" Neji said as Lee agreed.

"But our mission is in there," Neji said as he used his byakugan to see if the girl was there.

"Is she in there?" Lee asked.

"No... ahh!" Neji said, seeing a naked girl dressing in the back by accident.

"What?!" Lee asked.

"There was a naked girl! I'm not going in there!" Neji said.

"Neither am I!" Lee said as Neji sighed.

"For the mission," he sighed weakly as he went in there and dragged Lee in there with him.

They took a table, and since it was at the front of the stage, they got a bowl of grapes, which were odd.

"Gentlemen, for our the show you all have been waiting for. Our new arrival, whom we lovingly call The Crane of Hokkaido! She is a new arrival, and I hope you all enjoy it!" A man said as Neji sighed.

"I don't know how long I will be able to stand this; if anything, you get what we need," Neji said.

"What, why me?! I'm going to be a dad soon!" Lee protested.

"Yeah, so you can resist these awful girls. I can't stand this stuff; it's disgusting," Neji pointed out.

"I think all of these guys would disagree with you there," Lee said as the room quickly became packed full of horny men.

The music started playing, and a girl, wholly dressed from head to toe, emerged. She was wearing a lace covering that covered her nose and the rest of her face, only letting her eyes show.

"At least she is not stripping," Neji said to Lee as the girl started dancing, and immediately, Neji was hooked.

It was graceful and beautiful until she started taking off layered off the almost see-through clothes. The guys were nearly dying in their seats while Neji watched in horror of the girl stripping in front of them. First, she took off her head covering, which revealed her long brown hair that had loose curls in it. Then she took off her mask, revealing her whole beautiful face. Neji was looking for the tramp stamp to see if it was the girl they needed, but at the same time, how she danced made him crazy. She took off her lacey top, revealing her bra and her bare stomach and arms. It was just a cloth tightly wrapped in the middle, then she spun in a circle, taking off her skirt a day; the bottoms barely covered anything. They matched the top of her outfit, except it was like a bikini bottom.

The strings shined in the light, and so did her body glitter. Her makeup was flawless, and she did look like a goddess as she danced. Neji saw the dragon tattoo on her back, and Neji turned bright red as she belly danced and danced across the stage like a graceful swan. Her loose brown curls seemed to dance with her and bounce just right, making her even hotter, and he couldn't look away. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't. The girl started dancing on the tables in the front row, making the men go crazy for her more, and finally, she hopped onto Neji's and Lee's table and got on all fours. She grabbed a grape off the table and traced it along Neji's lips.  He was reluctant at first and felt her fingertips graze his lips ever so slightly, making him feel things he had never felt before.

How she looked at him with those eyes told him everything he wanted to know. He opened his mouth, and she put the grape in his mouth. She put a grape in her mouth and immediately started kissing Neji, making Lee nearly scream in shock. Her hands were in his hair, and the way she kissed him made him feel like he was on drugs. Neji got the grape out of her mouth reluctantly, and to his horror, she got off the table and moved it. She started giving him a lap dance, making his face turn bright red as she grabbed his hands and let him touch her body. He was trying hard not to be attracted to this, but oddly enough, it was hard not to be.

This girl gave him the attention he wished he got from girls, but he had standards, and she didn't meet any of them except for one. Her beauty. It had to be the makeup or the drink he drank, but he secretly enjoyed the attention he was getting.

Once the song was over, she got off of him, making him wish the song was on for a little longer, but to his surprise, she grabbed his hand and Lee by his wrist and took him back to the prostitution section of the building. There were no windows, just cameras going down the hall, and that seemed to be it. She took them to the last room on the right, then closed the door and made Lee sit on the chair in there and made Neji get on the bed.

Now Neji was dancing on the inside, making him realize that the front two seats were for girls to pick up and do stuff within the back. They got your table, and now Neji was terrified. He was going to blow his cover since he didn't want to sleep with her, but for some reason, he was scared. It was like his life was flashing before his eyes, and it was worse than the day he thought he was going to die.

The girl sat on his lap, and Lee was speechless and panicking.

"Hey, up we.. we don't want this," Lee pointed out as she pinned Neji on the bed.

Now, thoughts of you filled his head, and pure rage filled him, making him violently kick the girl off of him. She went low to his ear as Neji was about to push her off when she chuckled forcefully.

"The one time I needed you to be a pervert, and you didn't deliver," you said, getting off of him and making the two boys relax.

"Y/n?!" Lee asked as Neji let go of the breath he didn't know he was holding.

"Hey, don't say that name here; my name is Blu here, B-L-U. I expected Kakashi to be here, but they sent you idiots here instead. I was hoping you would take the scroll out of my bra that I was showing you, Neji! You even felt it but didn't do anything; come on!" You said, taking the small scroll out and giving it to him.

"I would never touch a lady there ever!" Neji growled as you chuckled.

"I was counting on it. I needed to ensure it was you two and not someone posing as you two. You both passed with flying colors, especially you, Neji. Who knew your fear of sex would pay off," you chuckled.

"I'm not afraid of being involved with a woman. I just find it distasteful to do things like that in front of another man!" Neji growled.

"Look, it's just a mission, right? Women can go places men can't like here. Anyway, if I- you paused as you heard talking and footsteps coming to your room.

"Shit!" You said.

"What?" Neji asked.

"It's the boss, and he has a client with him. He knows I went back here with you two," you said.

"So we can just talk," Neji said as you looked at him, shocked.

"That's not what prostitutes do... Neji, get undressed," you said.

"What, no!" Neji said as you started taking off his clothes for him, making him try to fight you.

"Do you want to die?!" You whispered and yelled.

"I would rather die than be caught undressed with you!" He said.

"Lee will die too, you know!" You said as Neji swallowed his pride and quickly started removing his clothes.

"Now what?" He asked as you removed your clothes, making Lee look away quickly.

"Get in bed!" You said as he looked at you, shocked.

"No!" He said as you pushed him onto the bed after ripping the blankets off.

You got on top of him, put the blanket sa over your body, and started making out with him. You messed up your hair, and since it had to look like you were sleeping with him. You moved your hips and made it look like you were grinding on him while you had your fingers in his hair. Neji was going to fight you but then remembered what he said about Lee dying. He had never touched a girl, and you kissing him like this made him feel things he had never felt before. He knew it was wrong, but he loved this a lot. The door suddenly opened, making you pull away from his lips and go after his neck. You were careful not to leave any marks on him, and you slowly looked up at your boss.

"I'm busy," you said up on Neji's waste, careful not to touch anything you shouldn't; you covered the lower half but not your top half.

"Blu, this will be your next client," your boss said as Neji looked at you concerned.

"She is gorgeous. You weren't lying about that. I want to watch," he said as Neji turned pale, but you kept your cool and got off of him.

"I already have someone watching. Both of them are virgins, so I'm giving them special treatment. If you want the same, it will cost ten times as much since you ruined their experience. Also, since they are virgins, they won't be enjoying it as much. But since you are a friend of my boss, here is what I will do. I'll let you do whatever you want to me. But you have to leave. It will ruin the surprise to what I have in store for you since you are being a bad boy right now," you said seductively, making the man seem to want you more.

"Counter offer. I watch a little bit, and if I like what I see, I will pay ten times the amount they paid for this," he said.

"What do you think, boss? They are paying me ten grand for this each. Blushed an extra five for a three-way," you said, pulling a suitcase out from under your bed and handing it to them.

"Willing to pay that price?" Your boss asked the man.

"I am, but hers is the deal; if you aren't as good as they say you are, I'll kill you after fucking your brains out," the man said as Lee froze, horrified.

"Then I'll kill your two virgin friends, too, since they heard everything. Are you that good or not?" He asked.

"I am. I bet everyone's lives are on it. Only a sneak peek, though," you said as you returned to Neji.

You covered your lower half under the blanket and got close to Neji's ear.

"I have never done anything like this to a guy. I have been drugging them and reading them porn. Please, for the love of God, don't laugh. There is no way out besides through that door, and he has position spikes. In his pocket. Even a nick will kill you. Just think about living for Hinata and Lee to see his kid grow up. Play along if you can; I'm sorry in advance if it trickles,"
you whispered as you went to his neck, and he grabbed the blankets not because it tickled but because he was enjoying it.

He was fighting his own body as you were kissing and licking his neck. You started making your way down his body, making his knuckles turn white as his breathing was short and heavy. The way you were touching him and the way you kissed and licked his body set his body on fire, and he was trying not to show he was enjoying it at all, but at the same time, he couldn't control himself. He started moaning a bit, and when you came back up to kiss him, he started making out with you. He put his hands in your hair and started touching your body.

He knew people were watching, but he was going to pretend like they weren't. You were pretending to grind on him, but he wanted it to be all real. You slipped your hand down his thigh. He wanted you to touch him; he wanted to feel your touch everywhere and was ready for you to grab him by the balls, but you didn't do that; he felt something cold on his thigh and a liquid being put on him, making him kiss you more. You put your hands in his hair, then snaked your hand back down his body. You hit a pressure point, making him gasp as you stopped pretending to grind on him and sat on his waist; you wiped off whatever you put on his leg and walked over to the man who was watching and licked it off your finger. You had some on your thighs, and the man smirked at you.

"Satisfied?" You asked as the man was smiling brightly.

"I am; you better do that to me too, girl," he said as your boss smiled.

"Let's talk about money," your boss said as he took him outside and closed the door.

"That was too freaking close!" You said as you grabbed the scroll that was under Neji's pillow.

"You made him?!" Lee asked as you rolled your eyes.

"No, you idiot, it's treat filling. I put it on his leg. Sorry, Neji, for tickling you. I know it was unpleasant, but at least you two are alive," you said as Neji covered himself up, not wanting to reveal he was turned on.

He had to clear his head off that encounter, but he would also have to explain all the hickeys he got on his chest from you.

"You can't fake sleeping with that guy, Y/n; you must leave!" Lee said as you rolled your eyes.

"I'm in too deep just to leave. I have enough drugs to drug that guy and then kill him like I'm supposed to. These are the people who are doing some shady things. Get it to the Hokage quickly and go. If I don't come back in four days, then worry about me, but right now, worry about yourselves," you said as you messed up Neji's hair more to make it look like you had sex with him. You messed up your wing hair and ensured your contacts remained intact.

"You two need to leave now before my cover gets blown," you said as you messed up Lee's hair; then Neji quickly got dressed, and you threw on a robe.

"Where did you get that money from?" Lee asked.

"Stole it from rich clients for emergencies, and a small bit was given to me for expenses. Most of this will go back to the leave village. Just go already!" You said as Neji took the small scroll and put it in his shirt.

Both left your room, but you turned Neji around, pinned him against the wall, and kissed him.

"Where did you learn to kiss? Don't tell me it was from Kakashi's books?" You asked as Neji looked away.

"No- I just... I just did what felt right," he said as his face was bright red.

"Huh, you are growing up virgin boy. Nice job faking all that stuff, by the way. I didn't know you had it in you," you said as the girls saw you play with his hair.

"Bye, handsome, you better see me again. Next time, I'll do you for free," you said as he looked away, embarrassed because he wanted you right now.

He didn't know what you did to him, but you made him want more. He wanted to feel your touch and your love. He knew you didn't love him like that, but he wanted it so badly now, and he didn't know why.

They left the club, and Neji was covered in your body glitter, making him wish you were with him alone, probably at his house.

"I am never going to go into one of those clubs ever again! I can't believe she did that to you, Neji!" Lee said as he tried to get the glitter out of his hair.

"She saved us, and she did what she had to do. Nothing else; if she didn't, then we all would have died," Neji said as he remembered the feeling of you touching him.

He was starting to feel sick and angry at himself for liking what you did to him because it was forced. What if you did it out of love? Would it feel differently? Would it feel better?

"I know, but still. It should have been me. I could have pretended a lot better," Lee muttered.

"Lee, what I'm about to tell you, you can't tell anyone, do you understand?" Neji asked as Lee looked at him oddly.

"Did you know this was going to happen?" Lee asked, confused.

"No, I didn't know. I know this will sound strange, but before I knew it was Y/n, I thought about her when she was on top of me. I have never been more afraid in my life. I didn't want that girl on me, and I don't know why, but I thought of her, and I almost kicked her off, not realizing it was her. I never was that afraid before, except for the time I thought I was going to die for Lady Hinata. I don't know what came over me, but I froze," he said as Lee stopped walking.

"What? You panicked and almost revealed her identity to everyone because you didn't want that girl on you?" Lee asked.

"I did, yes. I guess I got so used to her being around me that I just got used to it, but before I knew it was y/n, even though I knew she was one of ours. I was afraid of her. I felt like, I don't know, like I was betraying her in some way. But we aren't together in any way," Neji said.

"You... you like her, Neji," Lee said as Neji scoffed.

"As if she is merely a coworker," Neji said.

"No Neji, you like her! You weren't faking, were you?" Lee asked excitedly.

"Lee! I don't like her at all! What she did was unacceptable. I do not want or need a woman who is like her. She is barbaric and not even a lady!" Neji growled.

"Neji," Lee said.

"Don't even start. I don't care about her in that way; my feelings were brought on because of a stressful situation, my not having a partner, and her tactics to get that pervert away from us. Everything she did was forced. She did it out of need, not out of love, nor will she ever do that with anyone out of love," Neji said as he had to face the fact that he meant nothing to you.

"She could have chose me," Lee said.

"No, because you are with someone. You would be in the clear for not cheating on Tenten. She didn't want to mess it up," Neji said as they both headed home.

Neji headed to his empty apartment and went to take a shower. He looked at the marks you left behind on him and he was angry. For some reason he felt like you took advantage of him or the other way around but he was going to have to get over that. He was also going to have to except that he was going to be alone for the rest of his life because no one met his standards.