You had a list of things to do, but first things first: kidnapping. You knocked on Naruto's door, hoping he wouldn't recognize you since it had been a long, complicated month for you since the whole incident at the lake.

"Coming!" Naruto shouted as he quickly came to the door.

He opened it and looked at you, confused.

"Who the heck are you?" He asked.

"Great, you don't remember me! I'm here to kidnap you! Have a nap, Naruto!"'you said as you hit a nerve, making him pass out on you.

"You are a heavy boy. Man, you work out; nice muscle definition," you say as you put him back in his apartment.

"Okay, so clean, then go find the others. How do you expect to get laid when you live like this?" You asked as you picked Naruto up and took him to a secret location, then dropped him off.

You cleaned his whole place for him quickly and then went to Sasukes house. Sasuke was balls-deep in Sakura, which you found out after hearing moaning. You thought someone was in pain but went to the bedroom window and saw them going at it hard.

"Nice! See, this is what happens when you have a clean room. He is going to break her if he keeps going like that. Oh well, it's not my problem. I'll get Lee, then come back and get these two," you said as you went to Lee's home.

You broke into Lee's house and could hear the shower going. You could listen to him talking to himself, and the bathroom door was open; you walked in and got out a book. You sat on the toilet reading the book while he seemed to exercise in the shower. You knew Lee was strange, but you didn't think he was that weird.

Lee pulled back the curtain to see you sitting on the toilet, then screamed like a little girl and hid his body behind the curtain.

"Hi Lee, need a towel?" You ask as he looks at you, terrified.

"What are you doing in here? I'm naked!" He said as you smiled.

"See one dick; you see them all. Plus, I'm here to kidnap you," you say as you hand him a towel.

"Why?" He asked.

"Do you want me to take you with or without clothes on? I mean, Tenten might like you naked. I don't care if you are; I'm just here to take you," you said.

"You didn't answer my question," Lee said, "how long were you here anyway?"

"Long enough, and because I'm on a mission, so come on, Lee! I have to get Sakura and Sasuke! I came here first because you're single, and no one will miss you," you explained.

"That is not true!" He said.

"Lee, you have two options; the first one is you come with me naked, and I will say we fought, and you lost. Tenten will see you naked because I will grab you by your balls and render you unconscious with a pressure point. The second option is that you get dressed and come with me. You fight me, and you will end up naked," you said as his face turned red.

"May I get dressed, please?" He asked.

"Sure," you said as you went to his dresser and got him his clothes, then handed them to him.

"Thanks?" He said more like a question.

He changed, and you took him to your secret hideout where Naruto was. You went to Sakura and Sasuke next, and to no surprise, the bed had broken, but they were sleeping on top of the mattress. You cleaned their place a bit, waking Sakura and Sasuke.

"Hey guys, you guys get to come with me, and if you don't, everyone will know you slept with each other. Also, Sasuke, you need to work on those hip movements. Just pace yourself; it's not a race," you said as Sasuke looked at you, annoyed, but you tossed them their clothes and took them, too.

"Now tenten, Kiba, and Choji!" You said as you went to Tenten and told her you needed her for a mission.

Kiba, you tricked and did the same thing to him as Naruto, and Choji was easy because you bribed him with food. Now, it was Neji that you had to get. You went to his house and knocked on the door. He answered, of course, and you tried to grab him by his nuts, but he was wearing a cup.

"Seriously?" You asked.

"I told you already, I am not interested," he said coldly.

"I have a job, and that is to bring you in. So, easy, way, or hard way?" You asked as he looked down at your hand.

"What do you think?" He asked.

"Look, nothing personal; it's just the easiest way I can get a guy's attention without flashing my boobs. Do you want a repeat of last time?" You asked.

"You made me wear your underwear, and you left a mark on my shirt! I'm not focused on women," he said as you took your hand off of him.

"So, coming with me or not?" You asked.

"I'm not sleeping with you, so no!" He said as you rolled your eyes.

"For God's sake, I'm not after your virginity; you sexually frustrated virgin!" You said.

"You kissed me! I don't count that kiss as my first and never will!" He said.

"Oh my gosh, do you not hear yourself? Do you not hear me? I'm not after your dick, you idiot! If I wanted some, I could get it; I have two hands!" You said as he quickly tried attacking you.

"I will not lose you this time, especially since you are wearing clothes! I will win, and when I do, I will prove I am better than you! I am a Jōnin, and no matter what or where you are from, you are my enemy! You became my enemy as soon as you kissed and challenged me!" He said as you sighed.

"Hard way it is; luckily, I brought rope," you said as the two started fighting in the streets.

You two were fighting hard, and Neji wasn't backing down. Sure, his byakugan was powerful, but so was your ninjitsu. You had an extraordinary skill set but wouldn't use it unless you had to. You knew several styles, and after fighting him for ten minutes, both of you were shocked that either one of you was still standing.

"You may be powerful, but," you said as he tried taking you out, but you head-butted him.

You two ended up back in his house chasing each other around, throwing pots, pans, cutting boards, knives, and anything you could grab before you cornered him in his bedroom. You quickly took the rope out and started to tie him up as fast as you could while trying to fight you, but with your clones, there was no way he could fight them all and free himself from your rope simultaneously due to how tired he was. He was now tied to his bed and was still fighting as hard as he could to get free from the rope.

"Wow, that was amazing," you said as he looked at you, pissed off and screaming with the gag in his mouth.

He was thrashing around, and you sighed as you got on top of him. You got out a knife and took out his gag.

"What are you going to do to me?!" He asked as he was breathing hard.

"Kidnap, you duh. You aren't as bright as you look, you know," you explained as you forced the gag into Neji's mouth again.

Neji fought you as you untied his arms but ended up tying them up a different way. To prevent him from fighting you.

You tied his legs up tightly, blindfolded him, and covered him up with a blanket. You carried him off, too, took him to everyone else, and dropped him on the floor. He rolled out of the blanket and was screaming and thrashing around while everyone else looked at him, confused.

"Why is he the only one tied up?" Hinata asked.

"Well, I did put him in my underwear and kissed him. He is still super mad about that," you chuckled as Neji looked around to see everyone was there and was trying to fight harder.

"You got everyone?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah, for the most part, I didn't get Hinata, though," you explained.

"I got her, don't worry about it," he said.

"Wait, you know her?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, she is a leaf Jōnin twice as strong as I am, though, and my goddaughter," Kakashi said as Hinata untied Neji.

"What kind of sex thing is this?!" Neji asked as everyone looked at him, very confused.

"What is with you and sex? Look, I only did that to get a fee for you guys, plus to have a little bit of fun. None of you are my type, plus I have two hands. If I wanted it, they are right here," you said as Kakashi sighed.

"You put him in your underwear, didn't you? You said you messed with them; I didn't think - I should have known you would do that," he sighed.

"What, so I'm not good enough for you?!" He asked as you scoffed.

"Hell no, you perverted virgin. This is a dick-free zone, plus the only reason you even filled my underwear that well is because you have a nice ass, and that's about it," you said.

"That is not true!" He yelled.

"Lee and Naruto indeed have more balls than you will ever have. Have you seen the way they fight? I am surprised they don't get laid more often!" You said.

"What does she mean by balls?" Naruto asked Lee as he smacked himself in the face.

"I'm a Jōnin to probably stronger than you will ever be!" He screamed.

"Sure you are, but you will still won't beat me," you said.

"I will!" He screamed as Kakashi grabbed you and held you upside down.

"You have a mission, and you are wasting time here," you said.

"But he's being mean to me, Uncle Kakashi! Plus, a pervert!" You said.

Neji started to laugh at you, making you angry because Kakashi was the only one even allowed to hold you like this.

"Oh yeah, you want to play!" You said as you made Kakashi let go of you, and you two started fighting.

"I bet you masturbate in the shower!" You yelled as Lee turned bright red.

"Lee, seriously, that's what you were doing in there before I got there?!" You asked.

"You can not prove it, and no, I wasn't!" He said as his face was burning red.

"You will never have a boyfriend with the way you act or talk, you demon woman! Virginity stealing monster!" He yelled.

"I'm a virgin too, you idiot, and is that the best you can do cock sucker!" You said as Kakashi sighed.

"I knew this was a terrible idea; why did lord Hokage think putting these two together was a good idea?" Kakashi thought as no one knew what to do or even to say.

"You are supposed to act like a lady!" He yelled as you took your bra off and covered his eyes with it, making everyone shocked.

"I may be a woman, but I am no lady, and I will fuck you into the ground, little man! I fight to win, not to prove your sex-starved body is right. Get laid already! Guy or girl doesn't matter; just get laid and be happy you did. Heck, Sakura, and Sasuke have sex!" You shouted.

"They would never; they aren't married!" He said as he tried to get you off of him.

"You are an idiot! This isn't what this is about anyway. You are just mad I beat you twice!" You yelled.

"No! You beat me only once, and I will settle the score! The first time you were nude, so I don't count that at all!" He screamed.

"Oh really, so you won't hit a girl If she's nude, huh?" You asked as Kakashi knew what you were up to.

"No! Y/n, keep your clothes on. I don't want to see you naked!" Kakashi said.

"I have seen you naked plenty of times; this will make us even!" You said as you tried removing your shirt, but Neji was fighting you, preventing you from doing it.

"You are never stripping me or yourself ever again in front of people!" He said.

"My stupid mission is to find out who is taking out our ninjas and the sand ninjas. I was going to ask all of you to watch this place while I was gone because I trusted you, idiot!" You yelled.

"Like anyone would let you out of their sight, you steaker!" He yelled as you took off his vest and his shirt quickly, making him turn red.

"Now shut up and listen. I have been going easy on you because I don't have time to fuck around. I did strip you naked and put you in my clothes because out there, people don't care. I don't care if you are, but naked or not, I will fight you. You all are in charge of caring for each other and the other ninjas while I'm gone because I have to be under cover. If I wanted to sleep with you, I would have done so once I tied you down to your bed. But I'm not that type of person!" You said, then sighed. You took off your shirt, revealing bandages around your chest and patches all over your body.

One was dripping down into your pants, so you took it off and started healing yourself with your medical jutsu.

"Like I also said, not my type; I just like messing with you for fun," you said as you took off his headband, revealing his curse mark.

"Well, see you around, virgin boy. I'll leave you in the capable hands of my uncle. Also nice bra; you need to learn to fill it out more. Your boobs are just way too small," you said as he saw he was wearing your bra now.

"Bye, Kakashi!" You said as you out on your top and smiled.

"Bye, thank you for not killing him or destroying the place," he said.

"Not a problem; he's too easy to beat anyway," you said as he looked at you with pure anger.

"I am not either!" He screamed.