Warnings:

sort of smutty

Five foot 8

Ear length black hair

Muscular

Brown eyes

You were one of Nebula's friends to put it lightly. You two almost killed each other multiple times and finally decided to be at peace with each other. You two went on jobs once her father was killed, and you met up with her sister, her boyfriend, a raccoon, an alien that was telepathic, a plant, and an angry gray guy.

You were like Nebula, but you were also rather fun and liked to dance. But your favorite thing was confusing people about what gender you were. Your species evolved in such a weird way. After two near extinctions, your species could turn into males or females. Fully changing took close to six months, but you could do it. You liked being both to screw with people, but sometimes you liked being a guy due to being twice as strong as your female counterpart. You liked being a girl sometimes to lure horny men so you could kill them at close range. Also, you were able to fit through some vents while your male counterpart was too beefy to get in the vents. Your face was a perfect mash-up of being female and male just like most of your species, so it made it harder for people to tell.

You were drinking and dancing by yourself. You were at a bar with Peter and the rest of the gang, and Nebula was going at it with her sister Gamora. You weren't going to intervene unless it turned into a fistfight.

"Hey gorgeous," a man said.

"I'm a man, and mine is bigger," you said as the guy looked at you disgusted before walking away.

"Works every time, maybe I should be a man for a bit being a girl is so hard, wait, I could keep the boobs growing a dick? Now that's an idea," you said even though right now you didn't have boobs because they got in the way of a lot of things, so you made sure they were no bigger than a B cup.

Even though they were small, your male clothes covered them up, and with your short hair, you looked like a man. You saw Nebula storm off, so that was your queue to go to her and figure out what happened.

"Nebula, what happened?" You asked as she went to the ship and started punching a punching bag you had on board.

"None of your business," she said as she hit the punching bag, so you went behind it.

"Well, if it wasn't my business, then I wouldn't be asking, but it is since we are partners in crime last time I checked," you said.

She looked at you, and you looked at her with a smile.

"You anger me," she responded.

"So you do, and that's why we sometimes try to kill each other still," you smiled.

"My sister has fallen for that idiot Star-lord. He will never make her happy. He can barely handle a mission by himself, let alone rule over any kingdom," she said.

"I know he's an idiot, but she will have to deal with him as long as she lives, not you. We can still go off and explore planets and stuff. Just the two of us, like old times. But I guess now be nice. I'm still working on the idea of being a hero," you explained.

"As am I. We never saw eye to eye before, but that was because of our father. My sister still chose to be good while I nearly killed her because I wanted him to be proud of me," she said coldly.

"But that is in the past now! Look, we can leave them here and still a ship," you said.

"No, I rather not make any rash decisions right now," she said.

"Okay, sounds good to me. Want to train?  I mean, I have my swords with me," you said

"Fine," she said as you two started training together.

"You know Peter is an idiot but his heart is in the right place. He has been a thief, but just like the rest of us, he is a misfit. I mean, remember that planet we all saved? Who would have, thought we idiots would save a plant? Heck, I saved a baby! I don't even like kids," you explained.

"That was impressive, I didn't think you would shoot the guy in the head like that," she responded as she tried to stab you, but you dodged the attack.

"So you see, he brings out the best parts of us also since we were on that planet it played a huge role, but sometimes change is a good thing. Before I became a bounty hunter, I only had three options. Slave, wife to some abusive prick since my parents wanted me to strictly be a girl so I could be sold off the world or a prostitute. I chose Bounty Hunter. I wanted off-world, so I ran away fully turned into a man and then met you. I could be both male and female, and you didn't care about that. You just liked my skills," you explained.

"Skills are more important than looks," she said.

"Believe me, I know now," you said as you pinned her to the ground.

"Looks like you win Y/n," she said as you both were breathing hard.

"I think you let me win so I could be on top of you," you said.

"I would never do that," she said as you smiled and started making out with her.

She looked at you, shocked as you pulled away, then got off of her.

"Why would you do that?" She asked.

"I can do a lot more if you want," you smirked as you helped her up.

She picked you up and pinned you against the wall, then started making out with you. She started grinding on you a bit before pulling away.

"You have skills," you said.

"As do you," she said as you paused for a second.

"Hold on," you said as you went to the bar and grabbed a microphone.

"I would like everyone to know I'm about to get laid. Gamora, I'm going to keep with your sister, so don't go on the ship," you said as you dropped the microphone and headed back to the ship.

"That's awesome!" Star lord said as everyone else looked confused and horrified.