Devils Ruined My Summer!Heading To The Underworld?
You Were Relaxing in Class As issei began to talk to his friends but you noticed He Sounded a little....Different but you seemed To be The Only One that Noticed,So you Wanted to know if Issei notices His Own voice Change by Asking him.
(Y/n):Hey,Issei?
Issei:Yeah?
(Y/n):Do You......Feel Different....Maybe Your Voice?
Issei:No.
This Surprised You but you Do Recall That a Person Cannot notice Any SERIOUS Changes On Them,Just Like They Can't Smell Their Own Bad Breath.
(Y/n):Just Asking.
You walk Away and see Peko Pekoyama,One Of Your Four Knights As She Has A Serious Face.
(Y/n):Hey Peko,What's Wrong?
Peko:I Came to Ask What Are you Going To Do With the Remaining Pieces That You Have?You Can Fill Up More Spots In Your Peerage.
This Was True As You Had 6 Pawns And 3 Bishops Left and the problem for finding members is you don't do what devils do By Ressurecting them Or Forcing Them into your Peerage like An Ass-Fucker Named Riser!
(Y/n):I........Honestly Don't Know.
Akame:Also...
(Y/n):*Scream*
She Popped Out Of NOWHERE!!Do Ya Blame Him for Screaming?
Akame:The O.R.C. Are Going To the Underworld And there Coming To get Us.
(Y/n):Thank You,Akame But Don't Sneak Up On A Guy like that.
Akame Nods As she Left and You sighed Looking Out A Window Wondering What Would Happen if you just Told Them about the Journal Before Rias Told You About Them Being Devils.
Caliburn:I'd Say You wouldn't Meet that Busty Nekomata Familiar Of yours Or Your Peerage Or Your vampiric Son.
Genesis:Devils Relying On A Loser Named Issei,Us Being Trapped Forever,Xenovia Would Never Remember You And you Would Never Gain All These Abilities That you have.
You scratch the Back of your head as you Think it over and realize That They're Right And Without them,Your Life Wouldn't Be As Exciting Or Dangerous as it is now.
(Y/n):Yeah,In Fact.......
You Held Caliburn High to the Sky As Put Genesis Close to your Waist As Spoke In A Weird Knight Voice.
(Y/n)[Knight]:One Day,I Sir (Y/n) Will Use The Two Mighty Blades Of Excalibur And With it,Find My Princess,Vanquish The Dragon and Free Her From Captivity and Return her Home and Live Happily ever After.
You Froze Up after Hearing A Familar Voice Speak To You.
Kiba:Well,that was Quite The Performance.
You Could Clearly Hear In his Voice That He was Struggling Not Laugh From How Stupid You Sounded as the rest of The O.R.C And Your Own Peerage Showed up Along with Kuroka And before,Anyone Said Anything,Koneko Said This.
Koneko:You Look Like A Complete Dumbass With that Pose.
This Made you angry,So you Said Something That You were Gonna Regret Saying Later.
(Y/n):FUCKING,FLAT-CHEST!
The Entire O.R.C. Stiffens Up As There Are Some Things That Piss Off Koneko And they Are
1:Don't Take Away from Her Sweets.
2.Perverts(Especially Issei)
3.Phenex Clan
4.Strays
5.Annoying the Shit Out Of Her
And The one That The O.R.C Learned Koneko Would Kill Someone For....
6.Calling Her "Flat"!
Koneko Decides To Be Grown And Act Responsible by dealing with this Sucka Appropriately.
Rias:Huh?Well,I'm Proud You didn't Kill Him.
(Y/n):I'm Proud She didn't Kill me to,Also I wonder How She Would've Reacted If "Someone" Said They Fucked Her Sister,Kuroka.
Koneko Overheard That and Asked What he Meant as (Y/n) Chuckles Nervously.
(Y/n):Well,I May Have Fucked My Familiar,A Few (100) times And Koneko,I Fucked Your Sister...a few times.
Koneko kept her Neutral Face With Nothing Happening Until......
Koneko Was Strangling The Shit Out Of You As Your Head Was Turning Blue And The Reason You were Still Conscious is Asia Giving Your Body the air that it needs by healing it as the others Tried To get her Off Until She FINALLY GOT OFF HIM!!
(Y/n):OH MY GOD,WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?
Koneko:You FUCKED My SISTER!!
Mondo Decided To Calm The Crazy Kitty And Let (Y/n) Explain Himself To The Midget.
Mondo:How About Instead Of Attacking Him,You Let Him Explain?!
She glared At you but did so and So,You Explained That While You Fucked Kuroka,She Was the One Who Started It in the First Place and You Just Finished it.
You Look at At Koneko and hoped she Won't Attack you again but thankfully,She didn't And Instead,Smiled At You.
Koneko:Okay,I Trust you.
After learning About The Underworld And Why The O.R.C Had to go Anyways And Needed to Leave.
Rias:Because It is Traditional.
(Y/n):That's It?
Rias:That's It.
~TimeSkip~
Yeah....When,Rias Said "That's It",You Thought It Would be Easy but It wasn't As you And The others were Forced To Fight a GODDAMN DRAGON!.....but Natsu who is a Dragon Slayer Easily Managed To Kick Ass Until Kuroka Used Her SenJutsu And Weakened it a Little while You Tried To Copy Natsu's roar And This Happened.....
(Replace Natsu With Yourself)
Kuroka:WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
(Y/n):Well.....Somehow,I Did Natsu's Lightning Fire Dragon Roar but I'D DO IT AGAIN AND I BET I'M DOING MANY GIRL DRAGONS A FAVOR,YOU UGLY MAN-WHORE!
Goku:Woah!You can Do that?
Natsu:Yeah,If I ate lightning.
Kirito:I'd Avoid Letting Akeno Hear You Say That.
The Dragon Roared Again As Despite Taking An Ass Kicking From You and Natsu,It's About to Get intense As Kirito Starts Running And Grabs his Sword And Does what He does Best and that's Slicing Monster and Bad Guys And All while looking Good.
Kirito:You're Gonna Get Sliced into Pieces As Soon As I'm Done With You.
??:I Don't Think That's Necessary.
Azazel Himself Flew Down and Told Everyone That This was Just A Training Exercise to See How Much Stronger The O.R.C. Got and How Strong You and Your Peerage are and as For The Dragon Who was fighting You all,He Was Actually A Dragon King Named Tannin and Could Speak.
Tannin:Though I'm Impressed With Them*Points At you,Kuroka & Your Peerage*
Tannin explains That Your Teamwork,Powers,Agility,Friendship And Great Strength Showed That They Really Wanted To help Beat Them.
(Y/n):Um....Sorry about Calling You A...You Know A "Man-Whore"
Tannin Chuckles and Explains that In Way,He was a Man-Whore because Women Just Couldn't Get Enough of Him,You Grabbed Gasper and left with Your Team and The O.R.C. to Rias Home And When You Made It.......Well........
Issei:HOLY....BALLS!!!!
(Y/n):Ya Know......in All Honesty,I knew her Family's home was Big but......
(Y/n):THIS IS JUST PLAIN OUT FUCKING RIDICULOUS,I MEAN COME ON!!
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