Talonflame:hey Hawlucha do you got anything in to drink?

Hawlucha:yeah in the fridge!

Noivern: hey talonflame uhh can you grab me a glass of moomoo milk?

Talonflame:they don't have any malk but I can get ya some milk

Hawlucha: that's what he just said

Noivern:yeah I just want some milk

Talonflame:no your saying it wrong your saying MALK like...like it's a disease

Hawlucha:*laughs* how do you say it

Talonflame:I'm saying it the way every should say it milk M-I-L-K

Hawlucha:right like 2 precent!

Noivern:right whole malk!

Talonflame: no no no say milkshake

Noivern: milkshake...

Talonflame:ok now say milk

Noivern:malk...

Talonflame:*sighs and looks a Hawlucha* are you hearing this?

Hawlucha:yeah... noivern just wants some mulk!

Talonflame:mulk?!??

Hawlucha:give him the mulk talonflame!!!!!

(Y/n): h-hawlucha inside v-voices p-please?

Hawlucha:sorry (y/n) the flying type squad...

(Y/n):*walks away*

Noivern: TALONFLAME POUR ME A GLASS OF MOOMOO MALK!!!!

Talonflame:why are you tell at me?!

Hawlucha:just give him the freaking mulk

Talonflame:you guys aren't even saying the same thing!!!

Noivern: we're all saying the same thing!!!

Talonflame:no *points at noivern* your saying malk *points at Hawlucha* your saying-

*Hawlucha and noivern keeps saying malk and mulk*

Noivern:mmmmmmmuuuuuuuuulllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkk-

Talonflame:SHUT UP SHUT UP!! *Points ember at self*

Hawlucha:*ready to use karate chop* better put it down!

Noivern: *ready to use dragon pulse* don't don't do it talonflame!

Talonflame:YOUR GONNA ATTACK ME FOR ATTACKING MYSELF THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!

*Noivern and Hawlucha look at each other than points moves at them self*

Hawlucha: talonflame put it down!

Noivern: PUT THE ATTACK DOWN!

talonflame:IM GOING TO ATTACK MYSELF OVER THIS!

noivern:YOUR LIKE A BEST FRIEND TO ME YOU WING IS LIKE A BEST FRIEND TO ME!!!!

Talonflame:AHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Flying type squad hanging out*

Talonflame:and then after that we attack each other all of us

Noivern:no we are not filming something like that

Talonflame:why not

Noivern:it's Just so dark idk

Inspired by pandamaster1625 yandere Pokemon x Eevee reader you should go check out their stories

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*Talonflame and Hawlucha arguing*

(Y/n):*sighs* ay dios mío

Noivern:what's happening?

(Y/n): t-talonflame and H-hawlucha are arguing a-about who are t-the l-last two b-berries

Noivern:wait that was theirs...

(Y/n):y-yeah you o-ok noivern?

Noivern:*sweats*
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Author's note: sorry this one was short btw should talonflame be male or female?)

(Also can you help me get ideas for random things the flying type squad can say?)