>>Tsurugi Kyousuke has logged on.

Welcome to an episode where my friends dared me to do some nonsense things and ended up being here. Why bother me for the whole day to just make me do a fucking blog? What do they gain from this? I can't believe that I'm friends with these people.

I was also asked not to swear in this blog for the sake of the readers. I'll try my best.

[insert pictures of the Inazuma Gamers spamming his private social media accounts and gaming chat boxes.]

Should I introduce myself? I don't know what I should do at this point since I don't write at all. Except if this is a research material or something.

I am Tsurugi Kyousuke, 21 years old, a part time computer engineer who likes all sorts of games since I was younger. I am also the former ace of Raimon in junior high and the son of the CEO of a certain messenger app, I won't mention the name of the app for my discretion. I was introduced to the company when I was 4 and that's when my love for soccer and online games developed. I was lucky enough for my father to support me in my hobby as he bought me all sorts of gaming consoles, as long as I get good and decent grades in school. Should I get a low mark on a subject and I won't be able to play for weeks.

My brother and my childhood friend, Hakuryuu, introduced me to soccer. They literally pulled me out of the house to teach me soccer, so that I can have a life other than playing online games all day. They were the reason why I didn't turn into a NEET up to this day and I became so good in the said sport that I can adjust my skills depending on who am I fighting, or crush my opponents in my will. I would admit that learning sports isn't easy in the beginning, but if you get the hang on how to properly move and play, you would realize it's not bad at all. It's better if you're playing with someone you can trust too. Although, I kind of became edgy towards the sport for a meantime since my brother got involved in an accident because of my stupidity. His legs was severely paralyzed that he couldn't walk for almost 5 years until his surgery overseas. I don't want to talk further about this since I was in the dark in these times. Hakuryuu also had to move away for his elementary education, so I lost contact to a friend that I trust. It's been years since we last played against each other. I wonder how is that albino doing now?

Many said that I was really an expert in soccer and in online games. I wouldn't deny it but it's not my thing to boast about it. I'm just glad that Raimon made it Nationals and I'm currently one of the top global users in my accounts. I don't teach anyone tho, I hate how someone can't understand something that I only emphasized a second ago.

*ring*

A notif from this app?

[From @Reddishing_Chic:
Why are you so hot?]

Wow, people are actually reading this? You're probably so bored but thank you for asking.

I'm hot? My current temperature is normal right now, but if you're referring to my appearance, I am not sure. I heard girls from my high school and college call me that. Am I that attractive? I guess I received good genes from my parents, since I'm not really taking care of myself most of the times. I have a bad sleeping schedule and sometimes I don't sleep at all, so I make up by eating right.

[From @ice_ey:
Why are you so ho— //gets slapped// Ok I meant why are you so tall? *whispers* Not like I'm not tall or anything]

I'm not that tall, I'm only 5'11 and a half. Tall people are those who reached the height of 6'0 and above. But I assume that I'm still taller than you? How's the weather down there? You should smoke some weed, it makes you feel HIGH.

[From @czarcasm666:
Why you so damn tall?]

I feel like a bunch of small midgets gathered in this blog.

Like I said, I am not very tall. Most of the volleyball players from Haikyuu! are still taller compared to me. Except for Hinata and some liberos. If you want to get taller, eat food rich in protein and fix your posture but I don't know if this works on everyone.

[From @Nekoma05:
Why are you cute - I mean tall it's not that I'm not tall for my age as well... My height is 5'3 so there's no problem]

Alright, that's it. I'm done.

Im joking. It's just that you're the 3rd person who asked about my height. Why does everyone know about my height? My adolescence decides my height, not me. Anyways, even if you scratched the first part of the question, I am curious and feeling good today so I may as well respond to that. My brother always tells me that when I was younger because of my cheeks, but now his compliments range from how good looking I am to how proficient my skills. That's why I have a question.

What part of me do you find cute? I want to know so that I can change it. I'd rather be called handsome because I think cute is quite feminine for me. But I don't really care on what you people call me.

[From XxRaiArazenxX :
Hey... um... Why are you so cold... I mean no offense bro... but you gotta open up sometimes especially to your friends and I can't forgive you for swearing at your friends like that when they were trying to help you back at the time your house is on fire..

DON'T BE ALWAYS A TSUNDERE THAT'S WAT I'M SAYING]

First, I am asked why am hot and now I'm cold? Since when did I acquire the power of changing my temperature in my will? I am not Todoroki Shouto.

Uh, I'm actually surprised. Although I kept being told of that things, this is the first time I received a 'question' like this from someone other than my family and friends. Why am I cold? It's part of my personality. I don't see the need to interact with anyone else once I know I have everything, but if it's necessary, I keep the conversation and the relationship to that person in business-like terms. I do not want to get involved with anyone and I don't want them to step closer to me, after all, there's nothing good that will happen out of it. I am not as cold as you think as I am capable of having strong feelings such as sheer anger and irritation, it's just I'm good at controlling them and not anyone can see me with other emotions plastered in my face. Besides, there's no need to display such stupid emotions. Why would you show vulnerability if that will help your enemy to defeat you?

This is probably the definition of the word Tsundere you used. I can agree that my personality is similar, but I am not a romantic.

It wasn't my intention to befriend Tenma and the others at the first place. I had to join a club and then they were blabbering about their passion on the sport that irritates me the most. They got into my nerves so much that I almost had enough hanging out with them, but they couldn't get a word and never left me alone. Since then, my life has been an endless nightmare. They also discovered that I am a fan of games and so joined me in. After many years, I realized that being with them isn't that bad even if they are so annoying most of the times. I mean, it's kind of fun to carry feeders in 5v5 to win, right?

And to respond on your opinion about my house being on fire incident, I believe I have shown my utmost sincerity and gratitude to their attempt to help me out in my situation. I was only hesitating to take the offer because I don't want to disturb their lives as much as they did in mine. I don't mind opening up to them if they're going to keep everything I say in themselves but I don't think there's an issue with my own language. I'm aware that I'm spitting out offensive words that I mean half of the time, but I am not sorry for my profanity towards them. They should be able to keep up with my sharp tongue since they chose to tag along for years and if you're affected with my attitude, then that's your problem.
Your suggestion is reasonable though. I'll try.

[From @Blue5124:
Why is my brother taller than you? He's above 6'0 and you're still on your 5's uwu. And why is my sister obsessed with you?]

Here we go again. Height varies on each person's growth and clearly your brother has a lot of growth hormones. It's not my fault that your brother is taller than me and I don't actually care. As for your sister, I don't know? Your sister may have watched my soccer matches and saw how cool I was? But my persona should be able to ward off people from me so I don't understand why a lot of girls seems to be interested with me. Why don't you ask her?

[From Unknown:
Do you like (Y/N)? Any comments about her?]

How do you know (Y/N)? Who the fuck are you? I'm going to ignore your first question whether you like it or not.

I have a lot of comments to her though. She's an unreasonable and a very emotional fool, and yet she's nice, hardworking and oddly cheerful most of the times. Her traits resemble Tenma's, the only difference is (Y/N) is cute and smarter.

No, scrAtch the part where I said she's cute, (Y/N)'s more stupid.

I hope I killed your time with this blog. I have to leave now. I'm off.

>>Tsurugi has logged off.

[Comments - 6]

[Shindou: Sometimes your ego is just too big, Tsurugi. I told you my phone was lagging when I have a lot of deaths in a certain game we had a year ago.]

[Aoi: I'm very shooked that Tsurugi didn't trash talk anyone and used only a few swear words.]

[Tenma (replying to Aoi): Yea ik he's growing up]

[Tenma: I'm really glad that we didn't leave him alone because if we did, I wonder how his life will be]

[Fei; please give me height Tsurugi]

[(User/Name): How the hell did I became smart and stupid at the same time, you cactus!]

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short a/n

I couldn't mention the people who asked questions to Tsurugi for some reason, but I hope I did a good job in this chapter.

Thank u for reading and stay safe guys~