Kyoko P.O.V

We were in the temple's courtyard, we're gonna try out the Golden Tiger Claws and since I won them during a showdown, I get to try them out first

"Please hurry, Kyoko. I cannot wait to see the Tiger Claws in action" Omi said who was getting impatient

"Calm down, Omi" I said as I put on the claws on my hand

"Let me get this straight. These claws can transport you anywhere in the world, right?" Raimundo asked

"That's the story" Clay said and I went into position

"Here goes... Golden Tiger Claws!" I shouted as I swiped the air and I jumped into the portal, I was floating through the vortex, and next thing I knew, I landed on the ground of Okinawa "Wow. At least I have an easy way on coming back home for a visit" I was about to use the Tiger Claws when I heard someone calling out to me

"Hey, big sis!" I turned around and saw my younger brother, Haru

"Haru? What are you doing here?" I asked

"I'm doing some errands for mom. What about you? I thought you were at the Xiaolin temple" Haru said

"I was. My friends and I are trying out this Wu that I won" I said as I showed him the Tiger Claws and he was in awe

"Can I try them?" Haru asked with stars in his eyes

"Sorry, only my friends and I can use these. Maybe when you're older and training at the temple" I said as I patted his head "Well, I better head back" I was about to swipe the air, but Haru stopped me

"Wait!" Haru shouted as he started digging through the bags and pulled out a couple of my favorite drink, Dango Milk

"*Gasp!* My favorite drink!" I exclaimed happily

"The store was having a sell on your favorite drink, so I bought a couple of them"  Haru said as he put the drink back in the bag and handed me the bag "You can take these back to the temple. Consider it a gift from me, mom, dad, grandma and grandpa"

"Thank you, Haru. I'll make sure to bring you something when I come back home for a visit" I said as I took the bag "Be careful heading back home, make sure to behave yourself and tell everyone I said hi"

"Okay" Haru nodded, then he waved goodbye to me "Bye bye, big sis. See you next time!" I nodded as I swiped the air once again, revealing the same portal from earlier and I jumped in. After I floated through the portal, I landed in the Xiaolin Temple's courtyard and Omi pestered me with questions

"How was it? Where did you go? What was it like? Did you bring me a present?" Omi asked one question after another

"Calm down, Omi. I'll answer your questions in order. First, amazing. Second, I was back in my hometown. Third, everything looked good. And last, my little brother gave me my favorite drink from the store, and there's enough for everyone to try" I said as I pulled out Dango Milk and handed them each one

"Oooh! What's this?" Omi asked as he inspected the bottle

"This is Dango Milk. It's one of my favorite drinks back in my hometown. My little brother gave me the bag since they were on sale. It's really good" I said and Kimiko took a sip of the drink

"She's right. It's really good" Kimiko said as both Raimundo and Clay nodded in agreement

"Want a turn, Clay?" I asked

"Sure" Clay said as I handed him the Golden Tiger Claws "Any words of wisdom before I give 'em a whirl?"

"Think of where you want to go and the Tiger Claws will take you there. Also, make sure to keep your hands inside the tunnel at all times" I said and Clay nodded

"Golden Tiger Claws!" Clay shouted as he swiped the air and jumped into the portal

"Oh! Where do you think he is going?" Omi asked

"Some place with an all you can buffet" Raimundo said, then portal opened up again and Clay jumped out while holding a plate of steak that shaped like Texas

"Woo-ee! No place like Billy Bob's Texas style all you can eat buffet" Clay said

"My turn!" Kimiko exclaimed as she rushes forward and Clay handed her the Wu

"Golden Tiger Claws!" Kimiko shouted as she swiped the air and jumps through the portal

"Where do you think Kimiko is going?" Omi asked

"Knowing her, probably shopping" I said, then the portal appeared and falling out was a couple of shopping bags and boxes along and Kimiko landed next to her things

"Best shopping spree ever!" Kimiko exclaimed happily and she handed me a bag "This one's yours. I got you some new clothes, shoes and accessories"

"Thank you, Kimiko" I thanked her

"My turn! My turn!" Omi said as he ran towards Kimiko. She was about to hand him the Tiger Claws, but Raimundo took them

"Ha ha! Too slow. Tiger Claws!" Raimundo shouted as he swiped the air and jumps into the portal

"Hey! Not fair!" Omi shouted angerly

"Want these?" Raimundo asked as he popped out from the portal, Omi tried to take the Wu, but Raimundo went back inside the portal and pops out again from a different portal"Oops. Here you go" Omi jumps towards Raimundo to grab the Wu, but like last time, he went back inside the portal. Then he started popping out in different directions around Omi while still teasing him with the Golden Tiger Claws until Clay grabbed him by the back of his robe

"Hold your horse, partner"

"It's Omi's turn" Kimiko said as she took the Tiger Claws and handed the Wu to Omi

"Give the little fella a chance" Clay said

"Yeah, it's not nice to do that to Omi. He's still a child after all" I said

"While I appreciate your help, I must point out that I am not little. I am small boned" Omi said

"Oh. My mistake, little um... partner" Clay said

"At last, the Golden Tiger Claws are mine to wield" Omi raised his arm up "Golden Tiger Cla-!"

"Stop everything! We got a hot one" Dojo said as he slithered his way towards us while carrying the scroll and Master Fung following behind him

"A new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself" Master Fung said

"Ugh. Talk about rotted timing" Omi said

"Rotten timing" Kimiko corrected

"That too" Omi said and we gathered around Dojo as he opened up the scroll and we saw the new Shen Gong Wu

"What's up with the glowing X?" Raimundo asked

"They're chopsticks, Raimundo" I said

"The Changing Chopsticks are wondrous Shen Gong Wu. They can shrink you down to the size of a grain of rice" Master Fung said as he held out a magnifying glass and showed the person in scroll tiny size

"Oooh. Real scary" Raimundo said with a sarcastic tone

"Hey, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. So, the smaller they are... uh..." Dojo was thinking of what to say

"The lighter they fall?" Raimundo said

"Yeah, that's it. Yeah, right" Dojo said

"If we are lucky, maybe I will use the Golden Tiger Claws in a Xiaolin Showdown. Let us remove the lead!" Omi said

"Let the lead out" I corrected

"That too" Omi said

No One P.O.V - Easter Island

Jack, Wuya and Katnappe were at the location where the Changing Chopsticks are hidden

"Okay, Katnappe. You want to find the Changing Chopsticks, huh? Well, check this" Jack pressed a button on his watch and his Jack Bots appeared "My personalized army. All part of the Jack Spicer package"

"I didn't bring robots, just my kittens" Katnappe said as she pulls out three kittens from her backpack and Jack laughed

"Kittens? What could they-" Before Jack could finish his sentence, the three kittens hissed and started tearing his bots apart

"Oh, did I mention they're genetically altered super kittens?" Katnappe asked with a smug look

"Uh, no. That didn't come up" Jack said, sounding a bit scared

"Delicious, Katnappe. Simply delicious. Now, find me the Changing Chopsticks" Wuya ordered

"I'm so on it. Meow" Katnappe said as she and her kittens started to look for the Wu

Hiding behind one the statues were the Xiaolin Warriors

"Who is that?" Omi asked

"And what's with the tacky costume?" Kimiko asked

"Yo, girl. Seen a mirror lately?" Raimundo said as he points out about Kimiko's outfit and hair, he earned a elbowed in the back

"What's wrong with how Kimiko dress? I think she looks cool" Kyoko said

"Thank you" Kimiko thanked her

"Hey, these your sticks?" Katnappe asked as she pointed at the Wu that's in the nostrils of one of the statues

"Well done, Katnappe. It's good to know I can count on someone" Wuya said as she looked at Jack as he carried what's left of his bot as he let out a whimper

"It's not like it's brain surgery" Katnappe said as she tried to grab the Wu, but Omi touched the Wu too

"*Gasp!* Omi!" Wuya exclaimed and Katnappe hissed at him

"Yes, Wuya. You and your minions shall not escape with this Shen Gong Wu! I challenge you, uh... name please?" Omi asked

"Katnappe"

"Katnappe, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown" Omi said

"Okay" Katnappe said sounding a bit confused

"Ha! Katnappe can't do a showdown, she's Shen Gong Wu-less. If that's a word" Jack said

Which is why you will give her yours" Wuya said

"So not!" Jack refused

"Hand over the Fist of Tebigong" Wuya said and Jack gave in

"Only because I think this will teach you a lesson. Better not lose it" Jack said as one of his Jack bots opened up a small safe that held the Wu and handed it to Katnappe

"Doofus" Katnappe said as she puts on the Wu

"What's the challenge, Omi?" Jack asked

"A game of tag" Omi said

"Tag? Me-ow" Katnappe said

"Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!" Omi shouted and everything turn dark and the statues' eyes glowed as the statues formed a circle around the group "I must warn you, with my Tiger Claws, I can disappear and reappear in the blink of an eye. Your Fist of Tebigong will be of no use. I shall win very fast"

"Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh. How do we start this thing?" Katnappe asked, sounding uninterested on what Omi just said

"She doesn't even know how to Showdown" Jack said

"Hush, boy" Wuya said

"We start like this. Gong Yi Tanpai!" Omi shouted

"Fist of Tebigong!" Katnappe shouted as she hit the ground, causing Omi to lose his balance and the Golden Tiger Claws slipped off of his hand "Ah! Tiger Claws!" Katnappe swiped the air above her and jumped in. The portal opened above Omi and Katnappe tagged him "Tag! You lose" With that said, the showdown came to a quick end "Ha! Look at me! I won! Very fast!"

"What happened? I blinked and missed it" Dojo asked as he popped out from Raimundo's hoodie

"Let's just say... we just witnessed the fastest showdown" Kyoko said

Jack's Lair

"Well done, Katnappe. Well done!" Wuya said

"Well done, Katnappe. Well done!" Jack mimicked Wuya with an annoyed look as he fixes his bots

"My dear girl, there is much evil for me to teach you" Wuya said and Jack was surprised

"But! But I'm your evil favorite!" Jack exclaimed

"Not anymore. In fact, with Katnappe by my side, I don't need you and your mindless robotic contraptions" Wuya said and two of his bots looked at each other and slumped down in saddness

"Hey, hey don't insult them. They've got emotion chips" Jack said

"Come with me, Katnappe. Together we will rule the world!" Wuya said as she floated towards Katnappe

"Uh, nice offer and all, but I don't want to rule the world" Katnappe said

"What?" Wuya looked confused

"Well, not with you at least. I mean, bossy much? And Jack? Ick! Whiny little weirdo" Katnappe said

"I am not!"

"Whatever, I'm out. But I will keep these" Katnappe took the Golden Claws and puts it on "They accessorize really well. Golden Tiger Claws!" Katnappe then left Jack's lair through the portal

"No!" Wuya shouted

"Well, who's your evil favorite now? Do I hear Jack Spicer?"

Wuya looked at him with a deadpan expression

Xiaolin Temple's Grand Hall - Sunset

"I have failed. Failure is the road I now walk" Omi said looking depressed

"Don't beat yourself up, Omi. Sure it would've been nice to get those chopsticks, but-"

"Chopsticks?" Omi looked confused for a moment, then realized what she was talking about "Oh, oh yes, the Changing Chopsticks. I am upset because I lost them. My sorrow has nothing to do with the much more impressive Golden Tiger Claws" Omi said

"Good cover. We completely bought it" Raimundo said sarcastically

"Well, the point is, you lost. It happens, so the best thing to do is learn from the loss and try to improve the next time" Kyoko said

"You are correct, Kyoko. There are no lessons in victory, but a thousand in defeat" Master Fung said as he walked towards his students

"How can that be true master?" Omi asked

"Don't make no sense to me" Clay said

"Allow me to illustrate" Master Fung held up a jade elephant "I challenge you to steal this elephant from me. If you succeed, no chores for one week" Master Fung said and the Xiaolin warriors looked excited about not doing chores for one week "But if you lose, you must hand scrub the floors of the grand hall" Then they let out a sigh about what'll happen if they lose

"Those are some mighty steep stakes" Clay said

"We can do it" Kimiko said, trying to cheer up her friends

"No doubt" Raimundo said

"Let's try our best" Kyoko said

"We accept your challenge" Omi said

Night Time

Master Fung set the jade elephant down on the floor while his students went into positions on trying to steal the jade elephant. Omi was on the ceiling while Kyoko, Kimiko, Raimundo and Clay were on the ground

"Ha!" Omi jumped down, but Master Fung lifted up the jade elephant from the ground with his foot

"Too obvious" Master Fung said, then Kimiko charged forward and started attacking Master Fung while trying to grab the jade elephant. Master Fung tossed the small statue in the air and threw Kimiko to the side "Perhaps you do not wish to win" Then Master Fung set the small statue down on the ground and went into his fighting stance as Raimundo lets out a shout as he charges towards Master Fung full force, but Master Fung easily slid him away. Next Kyoko did a couple of flips and tried to land a kick, but Master Fung caught her foot and threw her to the side. Clay used his lasso to grab the small statue, when he thought he was gonna win, Master Fung pulled out a hammer and smashed the statue, making his students look confused

"Well, that's plum disappointin'" Clay said as he lifted up the broken piece with his lasso

"Hey, you broke it! Can he do that?" Raimundo asked

"Master, how could we win such a contest?" Omi asked

"You couldn't" Master Fung said

"What?" Kimiko looked confused

"Your goal, my young monks, was to win, while mine was simply not to lose. This is victory enough for me" Master Fung said

"Okay, that's one lesson. Where are the other 999?" Raimundo asked

"Perhaps you'll learn those as you scrub the grand hall floors. Don't forget to get between the tiles" Master Fung said as he held up a bucket and a hand brush, making them look at disbelief

After Master Fung left, the Xiaolin Warriors started scrubbing the floors. Raimundo was using the hand brushes like skates as he slides down the floor

"We are supposed to hand scrub the floors, Raimundo" Omi said

"You're being too literal. Besides, this is more fun" Raimundo said as he circles around Kyoko as she quickly picks up the bucket, making sure it doesn't get knocked down

"Please be careful, Raimundo" Kyoko said

"Don't think skatin' is one of the thousand lessons we're supposed to be learnin'" Clay said

"Perhaps one lesson is proper scrubbing technique. I find a circular motion works best" Omi said and he looked at Kimiko's work "You missed a spot"

"Thanks *gasp!* What's that?" While Omi looked in the direction where Kimiko pointed, Kimiko tossed some dirt on the floor and resumed scrubbing her side of the floor "Sorry, it was just the wind. Oh, you missed a spot too, Omi"

"Oh my. Thank you, Kimiko. I have learned a lesson in diligence. Only 998 to go" Omi said as he scrubbed the spot where the dirt is

Morning

The Xiaolin warriors were groaning in pain due to all the scrubbing they did all night and now their bodies were sore

"Oh. I feel like I just got off a bull. Or a bull just got off me" Clay said

"Ah. Oh. Ow" Raimundo was rubbing his feet

"It even hurts to web surf" Kimiko said as carefully lifts up her arm to type on her laptop

"All the soreness is rushing to my head. Ow" Omi said

"It'll be a good idea for you not to balance your head then" Kyoko said as she lays on the floor

"Hey guys, look at this" Kimiko called out to her friends as they made their way to where she is

"Sure hope this is worth the walk" Clay said

"It is. There are a dozen stories on the web about a girl in a cat costume robbing stores then disappearing" Kimiko read the articles

"Katnappe!" Clay said as he punches his fist into his hand

"Wow. What deductive skills" Raimundo said sarcastically and Kyoko smacked his shoulder

"You've got a news alert"

"She's at the Mall of the World!" Kimiko said

"Dojo!" Omi called out and Dojo appeared

"We need to go to the Mall of the World! Quick!" Kimiko said and Dojo lifted up his brow

"You want me to take you to the Mall of the World? This official Xiaolin business or we just gonna  hang out at the food court?" Dojo asked

"It is most official, Dojo" Omi said "Katnappe is using the Golden Tiger Claws to commit crimes!" Kyoko said and Dojo was shocked

"What?!" Then Dojo changes his size "Hop on! We've got a cat to declaw" Dojo said and they wasted no time jumping onto his back and they took off

Mall of the World

A portal opened up and shopping boxes fell out along with Katnappe

"Huh. Not a bad haul" Katnappe said as she looked at her things she stole

"Katnappe!" Omi shouted and Katnappe turns to look and saw the Xiaolin warriors "You are misusing the powers of a Shen Gong Wu! You must surrender!"

"You'll have to catch me first!" Katnappe said as she hissed at them

"Water!" Omi shouted as he charges towards Katnappe and started fighting her

"Tiger Claws!" Katnappe shouted as she jumps into the portal

Omi looked around carefully, then Katnappe appeared out of the portal and tied Omi up with some rope

"Omi! Hang on, kid!" Dojo went to help Omi, then Katnappe's kittens popped out from her backpack, and started hissing at Dojo "Say are you genetically altered super kittens?" The kittens started chasing after Dojo "Hey, hey now! This is why I'm not a cat person!" Dojo ran away from the kittens

"Hang on, Dojo! I'm coming!" Kyoko said as she chase after the kittens that were chasing Dojo

"Fire!" Kimiko shouted as she pulled out the Monkey Staff and Katnappe pulled out a staff from her backpack. They both started fighting with the staffs. Katnappe jumps into the portal and opens another portal above Kimiko, she drops all of her shopping boxes on top of Kimiko

"Wind!" Raimundo shouted, but Katnappe quickly jumps into the portal and comes back out with another rope and tied him up

"Too slow" Katnappe said as she throw Raimundo towards the tied up Omi

"Hold on there, Katnappe!" Clay shouted

"Are you gonna fight, cowboy or just stand there?" Katnappe asked

"I'm sorry ma'am, but do you have some male kin-folk I could fight instead?" Clay asked

"C'mon Clay! Fight her!" Raimundo shouted as he struggled to free himself

"Sorry, guys. Can't do it. I can't fight a girl" Clay said

"Seriously, Clay?" Kyoko asked as she shocks the kittens with her lightning and now they're twitching on the ground

"Then, this'll be quick" Katnappe said as she quickly defeats Clay and he lands where Omi and Raimundo are

"Clay, man, haven't you heard? Chivalry is dead" Raimundo said

"See ya Xiaolin Warriors. I got more shopping to do. Meow" Katnappe said as she swipes the air and jumps into the portal, leaving the defeated Xiaolin Warriors behind

Kyoko was walking towards her friends while Dojo was wrapped around her shoulders

"Except for the parts where she slapped us silly and got away, I think that went pretty well" Dojo said and they all let out a huge sigh

Dojo was flying through the skies as Kimiko was looking through the web for where Katnappe might be heading next

"Guys, any inspirations yet?" Dojo asked

"Not yet" Omi said

"Fine. I'll just be flying in circles. Don't mind me" Dojo said

"We need a plan to stop Katnappe" Omi said

"I agree. But we need to figure out where Katnappe even is" Kyoko said

"You know, back home we have a saying. Wanna catch a rooster, go where it crows" Clay said

"She's already been everywhere I'd go. Toy stores, music shops candy stores" Kimiko listed

"But Kimiko, those are places YOU would go. Where would cat like her go?" Kyoko asked and Kimiko started thinking

"I'm guessin' the dog park is out" Clay said and an idea popped out of Kimiko's head

"Got it. Catatonia Land" Kimiko said as she types

"Cat-a-what-a-who Land?" Omi was confused

"Catatonia Land" Kyoko said the name of the amusement park

"The best amusement park in the world. The scariest roller coasters, the fastest rides, and the best cotton candy anywhere" Kimiko said as she pulled up the website and showed it to everyone

"And everythin's shaped like cats" Clay said

"Just as long it doesn't smell like cats. Ugh" Raimundo said as he shuddered

"Hurry, Dojo. To Catatonia Land!" Omi said

"Malls, theme parks, sure you're not just playing hooky?" Dojo asked as he flew in the direction of the amusement park

Catatonia Land

Once the Xiaolin Warriors made it to the amusement park, they started looking for Katnappe and so far, they haven't found her

"Oh, maybe I was wrong. I don't see any sign of Katnappe" Kimiko said

"Well, you are looking in the wrong place, Kimiko" Kyoko said as she moves Kimiko's head in the direction of the roller coaster and sitting in the cart was Katnappe herself

"The Nine Lives Coaster" Raimundo said as he looked at the ride

Whoo-ee"

"Can I sit this one out? Roller coasters make me nauseate" Dojo said and Kyoko patted his head to comfort him

"We'll be ready for her when she gets off" Kimiko said

"Really? How can we win when she has already defeated us twice?" Omi asked

"She packs one heck of a wallop" Clay said

"Even without the Tiger Claws" Kimiko said

"Remember what Master Fung said 'There are no lessons in winning, but a thousand lessons in defeat' We must learn from our defeats if we want to win" Kyoko said

"How? All I've learned is Clay won't fight a girl" Raimundo said and an idea popped in Kyoko and Omi's head

"That's it!/I am struck by inspiration!" Kyoko and Omi exclaimed as they explained their idea to their friends

Katnappe was walking out from the exit of the ride while laughing, but stopped when she saw the Xiaolin Warriors

"Back for more? Sweet. I like kicking your butts" Katnappe said, getting ready to fight

"It is not our butts that shall be kicked" Omi said

"Clay, if you please" Kyoko said as she gestured her hand towards Katnappe and Clay started walking towards Katnappe

"Howdy, ma'am" Clay said

"All right. You're gonna fight me?" Katnappe asked as she and Clay stared at each other for a moment

"Nope. I cannot, will not and should not ever fight a girl. But technically, a hear hug ain't fightin'" Clay said as he gave Katnappe a bear hug, making her unable to use the Tiger Claws

"Hey! Let go of me!" Katnappe demanded

"No can do, ma'am" Clay refused

"Fine. Kitties, attack!" Katnappe ordered as her kittens jumped out from her backpack while hissing as they jumped towards the Xiaolin Warriors

"Heads up!" Kimiko shouted as she ducked down and Raimundo grabbed the kitten, he dropped the kitten and used his hip to throw the kitten to the side

Another kitten jumped on Omi's face, he had a hard time for a minute, but he managed to get the kitten off of his face and threw the kitten in the nearby trashcan

The third kitten headed towards Kyoko, she used lightning powers and shocked the kitten. The kitten landed on the ground while twitching from the shock

Omi made his way towards Clay as he still has Katnappe in his bear hug grip, and Omi got the Golden Tiger Claws back

"Ah. Victory!" Omi celebrated, but it was cut short

"There she is! Told you my blood hound bots could track down Katnappe" Jack said as he let go of the leash for his blood hound bots and the bots started barking "Now hand over the Tiger Claws!"

"But... But I just got them" Omi said

"Yeah, that's a real tear jerker" Jack said as he went to grab the Wu from Omi, having no choice, Omi made his decision

"Tiger Claws!" Omi shouted as he swiped the air and opened a big portal that sucked Jack's blood hound bots in, Omi then took off the Tiger Claws off his hand and threw the Wu into the portal

"No!" Wuya shouted

Once the Tiger Claws entered the portal, it closed

"What did you just do?" Jack asked

"I sent the Golden Tiger Claws to the Earth's core" Omi said

"It's been nice not fightin' with you, ma'am" Clay said as he let go of Katnappe from the bear hug

"Why did you do that? You're so stupid!" Katnappe shouted

"Perhaps I will never get to use the Golden Tiger Claws, but neither will you" Omi said and Katnappe hissed

"Get in, Ashley" Jack said and Katnappe jumped in as they took off

"And that's victory enough for us" Kimiko said

Xiaolin Temple - Courtyard

"You okay, Omi? You really wanted to use those Tiger Claws" Kimiko said

"One does not always get what one wants, Kimiko" Omi said

"Looks like it's one of Master Fung's thousand lessons" Kyoko said

"These thousand lessons, I'm not gettin' them. Three, maybe four tops" Raimundo said

"So true. And besides, I'm sure someday you'll get your chance on using the Golden Tiger Claws" Kyoko said and Omi nodded in agreement

"Not getting all the lessons are we? Then perhaps a refresher is required. I shall guard this jade monkey. If you can steal it from me-" Before Master Fung could finish his sentence, his students immediately ran away, making Master Fung laugh "I'd say they learned one more lesson"

"Never bet against Fung" Dojo said as he and Master Fung high fived

"Up high"

"Down low"

To be continued