I made up some names for people want to have sex for some reason. I have a lot of them. But I will name a few of them.

1. The Clap Clap

Do yall have listen really carefully and it sounds like someone is clapping their hands and you be like wtf? Why does it sound like that? That's what Im tell my kids. Im be like They clapping their hands baby.

Kid: can i clap.my hands?

Me: hell no -_-

2. Egg sandwich. Like you have realize after the couple is done. Some people say it smells like fish but for some reason for me it smells like rotten eggs.

3. Hockey Poke- Poke You know when us males poke the females or males with it, then it goes deep
with it.

5. Endless River When your partner have so.much energy and you laying their like it feels good but when the fuck is this shit going to end?!

6. Knock-Knock When the headboard hits the wall it sounds like someone be knocking. No joke, my neighbor answered the doorbell so many times and no one was at the door. 😂😂

That's some.of them I use in real life.