-me and a friend chilling in the hallway and teacher walks by-

Teacher: No, no you can't be in the hallway.

Me: -thinks- this mf serious?

Teacher: I don't see this ever again.

Me: Bitch -_-

Teacher: what you call me?

Me: I call you a bitch, deaf?

B.i.t.c.h

Teacher: Im write you up

Me: ok

Assistant principal: -walks by- ay what's going on?

Teacher: This boy called me a bitch.

Assistant principal: well you are a bitch.

Teacher: No Im not.

Me: so you not a female dog?

Teacher:...