"Alright sweetie, let's learn your numbers..." Jean said as she placed you in front of her and held up colourful cards, which you thought were pretty.

"This is the number one, can you say number one for me?"

"Un!" You giggled.

"Close enough, now this is the number two!"

"Boo!" You giggled again.

Jean giggled. "No sweetie, two, not boo."

"T-wah..."

"T-Wah-ooh!"

"Boo!" You squeaked and bit into your foot like most babies do.

"...Logan your child is an idiot like you!"