Only the story belongs to me. You get to choose how you look. You have aerokinesis which, for all of you who don't know what that means, means you control wind. Now that that's over with let's get on with the story.

I hope you enjoy.

It was a normal day in Scuttle town, no pirates attacking for once, a nice gentle breeze rolling through. Yep this day was beautiful. Where were you on this lovely day? Using your powers to mess with that weirdo Bolo. You were sitting a few miles away looking at him through a pair of binoculars as you used your powers to fling random objects at him.

(Y/N): (chuckles) That's what you get perv.

????: What are you looking at?

(Y/N): AH! Oh, hello Shantae. Just looking at Bolo being attacked by random objects. Wanna see?

You handed the binoculars over to your friend and she began to snicker at his misfortune.

(Y/N): It's nice to have some downtime, and not be attacked by pirates.

Just as you said that there was an explosion.

(Y/N): I just had to open my mouth.

You grabbed a dried branch you'd fashioned into a club, and also a butterfly knife just to be a showoff, as Shantae ran towards Main street. Good grief that place seems to be a magnet for pirate attacks. Then you reached the source of the attackers, which weren't actually Tinkerbats you now realized.

(Y/N): Well it ain't Risky this time.

Shantae: What makes you say that?

(Y/N): Do you see any Tinkerbats?

Shantae: True.

(Y/N): That aside. Let's get this over with and find out who it is so we can go back to watching Bolo get pelted with sticks and stones.

When the two of you actually found out who was behind this attack you burst into hysterical laughter.

(Y/N): It was YOU! AH HAHAHAHA CAN'T BREATHE! I can't believe it was you! A stupid overgrown squid!

(Is it obvious who it is yet?)

(Y/N): I really don't want to deal with you Mr. Calamari. Storm Tornado!

You summoned a small whirlwind to launch Squid Baron halfway across the world.

(Y/N): Aaaaaaaand he's outta here!

Shantae was standing behind you with her mouth hanging open. Oh yeah, did I mention nobody knew about your aerokinesis.

(Y/N): Oh. Heh. Did I forget to mention that I can control wind?

Shantae: Yes. In the four months we have known each other.

(Y/N): Yeah. I didn't want anyone to know. You're an example. People find out that you have some type of power over an element or a power in general. And then you lose your weekends.

Shantae: -_- You still follow me when I have to do something like this.

(Y/N): (blink blink) Oh yeah. Well then. Keep this a secret. I want to keep messing with Bolo.

Shantae: Sure. But.

(Y/N): Oh no.

Shantae: Only if you use it to help me whenever we do this.

(Y/N): Oh, okay then. That's not what I thought you were going to say. I thought you were going to ask me to move from behind the hatchery to your home.

Shantae: Oh right. That too.

(Y/N): Aw bolts. And that's my fault for putting the idea back into your head.

After that you went back to your sleeping bag and other things from behind Sky's hatchery, and carried them to Shantae's home. After setting it down, since the door was locked, you felt a pipe to the back of your head. When you woke up you were tied to a chair and on a boat, you could tell from the rocking that was making you sick.

????: Well then. It looks like our guest is awake.

When you opened your eyes you saw a familiar face.

(Y/N): How's it goin' Bootsy?

Risky: I told you NEVER TO CALL ME THAT!

(Y/N): I can't help myself. I exist solely to annoy people.

Risky: Well doing that wouldn't be advantageous for you right now.

(Y/N): Why would that be?

Risky: Because I've only got so much patience, and if it runs out you're going to be taking a swim in the ocean with your brand new cement shoes.

(Y/N): (gulp) You make a fair point.

Risky: Now, I want you to stall that tiresome Half-Genie while I take care of something.

(Y/N): There's one flaw with that plan. She knows what I look like.

Risky: I knew you'd say that.

She turned the chair so you faced towards her ingenious disguise for you... A Tengu costume that looked something like this. 

('Cept less mechanical and the fan isn't built into your hand.)

You were now being forced to fight your best, and only, friend as Risky stole a map. Your job was to stall her so you attacked by throwing your fan and flying around with a dive-bomb now and then. Rinse and repeat until she eventually beat you. When you came to you found a note taped to you.

"(Y/N): I do thank you for your service, but now I have no use for you so I'm leaving you here in a ditch. Do whatever you want with the costume. I won't need one again."

(Y/N): Scumbag.

You crumpled the note and stashed the costume somewhere Shantae wouldn't find it before going to her house. When you were about to knock on the door there was another explosion and the door burst open as Shantae grabbed your arm and ran off in the direction of said explosion.

(Y/N): Oh hello Ammo Baron what do you want?

Ammo Baron: I came here to take you.

(Y/N): o_e Why exactly?

Ammo Baron: Because Squid Baron landed on me yesterday and told me you created the tornado that launched him.

(Y/N): Oh. Well then since you already know about that. I can do this with absolutely no negative repercussions.

You walked over to him and grabbed him by the face (you're the same height as him).

(Y/N): Hurricane.

You threw him onto the ground and he was carried off on a stretcher so the lacerations and other wounds could be tended to. You then put an arm around Shantae's waist and hoisted her over your shoulder before walking back to her home and lying down in your sleeping bag with her.

Shantae: What's going on?

(Y/N): I haven't slept for a full day and I feel that I deserve some sleep with the half-genie I love in my arms.

Before Shantae could reply you were lightly snoring. She kissed you before wrapping her arms around you and going to sleep herself.

Elsewhere

Sky: What's this strange costume doing here? And why does it look so familiar?

~The End~

Here you go everybody. Now I'm going to go to bed since at the time I'm writing this it's 12:15 AM. This is Bob and I'll see you next time.