Nothing belongs to me. You and those "Treasure Chests" belong to her. In honor of one of my friends I'm making you Terumi/Hazama. So give the troll king a hand.

Enjoooooooooooooooooooy (Yes I'm going to do that whenever I use Terumi/Hazama/Susanoo whether they're together or separate.)

(Y/N): (takes a deep breath) Ah, what a lovely day.

You grabbed an outfit and your hat, draping the outfit over your arm and holding your hat, before walking out into the minefield you called your front yard.

(Y/N): Ah well, time to start MY day.

You took a walk to the staging grounds of your business, which was a bakery where you were using some technology you'd stolen from Techno Baron.

(Y/N): Keep on baking boys, We're gonna be rich!

Then you heard a knock at the door. You opened it to see three people: A girl in red pants, a man with a ball and chain, and what looked like an anorexic dressed as a pirate who was tied up.

(Y/N): Can I help you?

Man: Yeah, we talked to your customer here.

(Y/N): We're closed right now. Come back in half an hour.

Woman: We heard you have some stolen technology back there.

(Y/N): Why are you listening to him?

They kept insisting on you letting them in annoying you to no end.

(Y/N): Okay, now please get off my property before I embed these steel-toed shoes in your faces.

Man: We'd just like to see if you're doing anything illegal.

(Y/N): Fine, I'm open anyway.

You led them inside and showed them the ovens you'd built from scrap you'd nicked from Techno Baron's factory.

(Y/N): See? Nothing illegal. This is a legitimate business. Now what do you want?

Woman: So, should we get some bread Bolo?

Bolo: Why not, Shantae?

(Y/N): Alright I'll get you two of my best loaves.

You walked behind the counter and handed them two loaves of bread. Then the sky outside turned grey and a giant skeleton looming over what used to be your neighbor's house, which was a volcano that had been converted into a hideout of some type. Your customers dropped their bread and looked at the figure in horror.

Shantae: How is he back?!

(Y/N): Who is that?

Shantae: That's the Pirate Master King of the seas and former captain of Risky Boots.

(Y/N): That would explain why her bra and pants look like a skull if you put them together.

They ran off and left you alone. You looked down, the shadow of your hat hiding your eyes.

(Y/N): So that's why people forgot me. Looks like someone needs to be made an example of.

Your face grew a sinister grin and you opened one eye, revealing it to have turned green.

We now skip to your confrontation with the infamous Pirate. You had tried almost every other method of getting his attention so you picked up a rock and threw it at him.

(Y/N): You caused people to forget who I used to be. And for that you need to be used as a reminder.

A portal appeared beneath you and snakes began rising from it.

(Y/N): O great serpent who slew a thousand in one night, open thine jaw and consume my enemy!

As more snakes emerged they all congregated into one massive snake. The monstrosity hissed at the skeleton and swallowed it whole as it retreated into the portal it came from.

(Y/N): Not. Worth. My. Time.

You said as you stomped on one of the bones he left behind before walking away, leaving the shattered femur and what was left of his skull behind. As you waked away someone walked up to the skull and took it.

????: I should keep my eye on him.

You were almost back at your bakery when you felt two hands around your neck. You tried to struggle but something caused you to stop, caused you to lose control of your arms, and it caused you to black out. Shantae and Bolo went back to your bakery to see someone different from who they were looking for. When they walked in they saw none other than Risky Boots, except she was wearing a chef's hat and was making something.

Risky: Hello handso-

She cut herself off when she turned around and saw that it was Shantae and Bolo. In her hands was a cake, presumably for you.

Risky: What are YOU doing here?

Shantae: I should be asking the same question.

Risky: If you must know, I was waiting for (Y/N).

Shantae: Why? We saw him out front half an hour ago, he should be here.

Risky: Well, he wasn't here when I got here. I've been here for two hours and he hasn't come back. Had time to read the guy's diary too.

Then there was an explosion from Main Street, which was pretty close.

Risky: Well that definitely wasn't me.

They soon saw who it was. It was a man in a yellow coat and two familiar faces.

Hypno Baron: Yes, my servant. DESTROY THEM ALL!

Squid Baron: What happened to making merchandise out of me?

Hypno Baron: Well we have to destroy the competition first to ensure that we make any money from this.

The yellow guy continued to destroy everything in his path.

Yellow guy: Tracer fang!

He took a blade from his pocket and scooped inwards, completely destroying a building and causing it to crumble and fall to the ground. When he was confronted by the group of three he threw his head back before headbutting Bolo which revealed who was under the hood of the cloak.

(Y/N): Out of my way worthless maggot. And just to make it a point to not mess with me, I was the one who created the snake that ATE the Pirate Master. And as for you two, I've just been using you to find something. RISING FANG!

You flung the two barons with the blade coming out of your shoe before turning to the three.

(Y/N): hehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. May I present to all of you, my original body.

Susanoo (Y/N): I am the true god of this world.

Too lazy to describe fight

Susanoo (Y/N): H-h-how? Were you able to beat me?

You reverted back to your normal form as they stood triumphantly.

Real (Y/N): GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Your clothes returned to normal as you expelled the malicious entity Hypno Baron had put in your mind, turning you into the yellow-wearing monster. As you sighed in relief you fell to the side and passed out.

Risky: I'll leave without a single word if you let me take him.

Shantae: No problem.

She snapped her fingers and a group of tinkerbats picked you up and ran off with you as Risky followed them. You woke up in your bed with an unfamiliar hat on the rack next to yours. You got out of bed and saw the owner of said hat. 

Risky: Good morning handsome.

She gently pushed you back onto the bed and kissed you as she snuggled into your chest.

Risky: I love you (Y/N) (L/N).

(Y/N): I love you too Bootsy.

~The end~

Was going to make this have three endings: One with (Y/N) Being good, one with him being bad, and one with him destroying the world but I couldn't figure out how to make it work.