Only the story belongs to me. You look like Haz. I know It's getting old, but since I started using a different computer he's been the one I can work with the most since most of the animations I have saved on this computer are for Haz and it makes it easy for me to write.

Enjooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(Y/N): It's so peaceful now-a-days. Ugh, makes me want to vomit.

You were searching through your grandfather's home. Well it was his before he died. He left everything to you in his will. You picked up a picture of him and his wives with your father as a teenager. You smirked seeing that there were two things you shared with your grandfather, your sense of style and your blood red eyes. The one thing you didn't share with him was that stupid annoying ass voice in your head.

Terumi: HEY I'M STILL HERE!

There he is. You named him Terumi after another name given to the mythical god of destruction Susanoo no Mikoto.

(Y/N): Be quiet.

You continued to look for things in the house. You found a few valuables and a note from your grandfather.

"(Y/N), If you're reading this then I've passed away. But in the last few years of my life I made sure you could find someone for you as I did."

You raised your eyebrow at the cryptic note and found a remote in the box you found it in. You looked at the note again.

"Be sure to look in the red boxes in the attic 

Your grandfather (Y/N) (L/N) II"

Terumi: Wonder what that could mean.

You shrugged and went into the attic to see what he had left you. You found the box after a minute of searching. You grabbed the lid of the box. (Cue Legend of Zelda chest theme).

(Y/N): Wonder what this could possibly be for.

Terumi: Me too.

(Y/N): Guess I should find out what this remote does.

You pressed the button on the remote.

(Y/N): We may never know what that did.

You didn't find out what it did then, but you met two other people.

(Y/N): Why should I care who the two of you are? Now, I really don't want to deal with you.

So you let Terumi deal with them. When he was finished he ground his foot into the male's face.

Terumi: Get up, I'm not satisfied yet you weak little, SMALL-FRY, IDIOT!

You took the foot off his face.

(Y/N): Don't mess with us. Or else you'll be put in the grave.

Prometheus: We can't really leave since we were programmed to follow you.

(Y/N): So that's what that remote did. Activated latent programming, you smart bastard.

Prometheus: What?

(Y/N): Nothing to worry about. Now. (Terumi) Let's have some fun shall we?

Several weeks of havoc later

You were sitting at a desk monitoring everything that was happening and saw that one of the teams you were watching was entering your first trap room. So you made your face appear on a monitor in the room.

(Y/N): Vent, Grey. So glad the two of you could come to me. Now I can face you in the comfort of my own home. (hysteric cackling) Say hi to Giro for me!

After that you pressed a button and the doors slammed shut behind them. Then a very familiar face dropped from the ceiling.

(Cue Maverick Hunter X Sigma theme 1)

(Y/N): Now while they're busy with that old relic Let's check on the other two.

You looked at the other monitors to see that Ashe and Aile were in another one of your trap rooms. The door closed behind them and your face appeared on that screen.

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hope you didn't expect to find me in this room. Let's see how you deal with Slash man.

You pressed a button and this fell from the ceiling.

(Y/N): Wait, what! (papers rustle) Oh room 3B is Slash man, this is B3. (sigh) You'd think an evil GENIUS would've thought of making an inescapable room full of death spikes WAY before he thought about making a SPRING MAN!

You looked at where they were in the building.

(Y/N): Oh. They're almost here. And it'll take less time to get here since four on one is an unfair matchup even when it comes to the devils. You two need to leave.

Pandora: Why should we?

(Y/N): Because they don't know you're involved. And we actually care about the two of you.

Terumi: You know what.  You can stay if you want, but make sure none of them see either of you.

They listened and hid in the shadowiest corner of the room. Then you heard the door being broken down.

(Y/N): So glad the four of you could get here.

Terumi: So happy you could be here to witness our plan.

Grey: Let's get this over with.

(Y/N): Why? You think that Model W's involved in some way?

Terumi: Because if you do then you're wrong.

Vent: Then why are you doing this?

Terumi: Cmon' you know us better than that old buddy. Surely you don't mean to imply that we need a reason to destroy, manipulate and KILL!? Okay how about his reason? Seems as good as any, we do all the wonderful things we do just to see the miserable faces on people like YOU when you're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery... All sorts of other unpleasant nouns.

A container with what looked like a suit of armor lowered from the ceiling.

Terumi: This used to be my body. And now I've put someone else's consciousness into it, he will be your next opponent.

(Y/N): Play nice Susanoo.

You pushed a button and the unit was released. You sat in the corner near Pandora and Prometheus, who were still hiding in the shadows.

(Y/N): Enjoying the show?

The four of them were struggling against Susanoo and one of them was in a choke hold.

Pandora: Entertaining.

(Y/N): (smiles) I'm honestly hoping they win. I want to fight them myself.

They did beat Susanoo, after two minutes. You stood up and walked over to them.

(Y/N): I'm going to be honest with you we're not really one for fighting.

Terumi: But we'll do it if we must. DIE!

You dashed forward and grabbed Grey before stomping on his head. One fight later you were exhausted, you began to laugh.

Aile: What's so funny?

(Y/N): You won't win until we're dead and buried.

You created several chains that wrapped round your arms which you used to tear open a couple cargo containers that were in the corner of the room for some unknown reason. Well unknown until now.

Terumi: Hehehe. Run boy run!

A horde of assorted zombies flowed from the containers, and chased after them. You limped away being followed by the twins (the name I've given Pandora and Prometheus and I'll be using for the rest of the story).

(Y/N): That went fairly well.

Terumi: Much better than we anticipated.

You stumbled and Pandora caught you. You smiled.

(Y/N): Thanks.

Terumi: We really appreciate it.

You continued to stumble forward.

????: What are you doing with your life?

(Y/N): What? Who said that?

You looked around but saw nobody else but the twins.

????: I'm in your head. Nobody else can hear me.

Terumi: Except for me.

(Y/N): I always knew I was insane.

????: You're not insane. I'm in your coat pocket.

You sat down on a bench and reached into the pocket. You pulled out the object from your grandfather's house. It was a white, black, and red stone.

(Y/N): What are you?

????: It's a long story.

You pocketed the strange object.

(Y/N): Don't worry we have lots of time.

One very long explanation of what Biometals are later.

You sat down at a desk in your new building.

(Y/N): Ah yes more trap rooms. I wish I could remember who sold me these traps.

Terumi: I think he had a top hat or something.

(Y/N): Doesn't matter now this will be where it ends. Whether we win or lose this is where it ends. You two ready?

They nodded.

(Y/N): Let's begin then.

You pressed another button making a gauntlet of traps and old robots and reploids.

Terumi: We'll see if they can get to us now.

The gauntlet seemed to be no challenge to them. As they were at your door within an hour.

(Y/N): Hello again. Let's see if you can beat me this time. HERE IT COMES!

Created an energy sword and swung, beginning the fight. They beat you with one charged slash each.

(Y/N): Alright then. It would seem that you've gotten stronger.

Terumi: Looks like we don't have to hold back any more.

(Y/N): Limiters released.

Terumi: Activating Ouroboros drive.

Bob: (Starts playing Endless Despair II)

Four minutes later (I wonder why it was four minutes). The knocked you into a, seemingly, bottomless pit. That's when the twins attacked, apparently enraged from your "demise".

(Y/N): CHASER!

You fell from the ceiling looking very different.

Terumi: We'll shred you!

Take a guess at what happened next. Go on I'll wait.

Done thinking?

Ashe, Vent, and Grey were dead. You stood triumphantly over their corpses in your normal form. You grabbed Aile by the collar.

(Y/N): You think everything always has a happy ending?

Terumi: You think that good wins no matter what?

(Y/N): Well then let us give you a taste of what the real world is like.

You summoned several snake chains and they bit her. Then you shoved her out the door throwing the corpses out along with her.

(Y/N): That was successful.

Terumi: Thankfully we figured that out before we hit the bottom of that drop.

You walked back into the building and put an arm around each of the twins.

(Y/N): Anything the two of you want to do before she comes back?

The two of them smirked.

timeskip

(Y/N): WHOOHOO!

Your suit was somewhere on the floor, your tie was around your head, and you had a beer in each hand. The three of you had thrown a massive party and you were the most wasted. Prometheus had passed out and Pandora was laughing at you. Shortly afterwards you passed out on the floor. When you woke up you found yourself in a bed with Pandora hugging you. She noticed you were awake and got really close to your face.

Pandora: You're mine and only mine. Both of you.

She kissed you somewhat forcefully and you looked into her eyes when you separated.

(Y/N): I wouldn't have it any other way.

Terumi: Nor would I.

~The end~