Happy belated birthday 

As per his request you are like Omega. And nothing belongs to me.

Enjoy.

????: Activating systems. Initiating project (Y).

You opened your eyes to see a room of naked men. You didn't say anything and went along with what they said.

Three years later (to the events of the show)

They had made you into a perfect weapon of destruction, they had fallen into the habit calling you (Y/N), and now you were waiting. Then the floor opened from under you and down you floated down to see two people. One in pink and another with rainbow hair.

Nui: My, my. You're a big one.

You glared at her and she froze before dropping to the ground.

  (Y/N): Heh....Heh....heh. Paaaaatheeeeetiiiic  

You took your sword from your back and began to stab it into the ground. You managed to pin the pink fly with your sword before the other one impaled you with a shirt she'd made into a spear, you fell and the ground crumbled underneath you. The triumph was short lived as you rose from your defeat.

This is the last thing Ragyo saw before you completely disintegrated her body leaving her head. The giant body opened to reveal your true form as it compressed itself into a very small backpack.

You walked over to the disembodied head and put it in a bag, ignoring the threats she was hurling at you. Then you walked over to the other Nuisance and dragged her by her feet to an abandoned building. She tried to fight back, but you were a lot stronger than her. Meanwhile Ragyo was still screaming at you.

(Y/N): (Laughs)

Nui, who was tied up on the floor, glared at you.

Nui: (Annoyed) What's so funny?

(Y/N): I'm being threatened by a head in a bag!

Nui: That, is kinda funny now that I think about it.

(Y/N): Glad to see you're beginning to see things my way. Keep it up and I might untie you.

You kept took the screaming head from the bag and pinned it to a wall. Then you dragged Nui through the building and found a nice-looking bed. You laid down in it with Nui in your arms and fell asleep.

Months later

You were snuggling with your girlfriend smiling as she buried her head into your chest.

(Y/N): Have I told you I love you Nui?

She nodded and squeezed you tighter. Luckily for you Ragyo had lost her voice. So now you had a nice and, somewhat, creepy trophy and you didn't have to listen to her yelling at you. You smiled, kissed her, and fell asleep. The camera pans out to show the small pile of bodies of door-to-door salesmen that you'd killed.

~The end~

Sorry if I disappointed you 

Happy belated birthday M8.

Wait, what. How'd you get in here? You're going to tie me up aren't you? (sighs) Get it over with. Well then I guess this'll be the third time that I've been kidnapped. (sees blade pointed at his neck) :"( Torbin, Plz help me.