Me: Hello everybody.

Double: Greetings.

(Knock knock)

Me: Who could that be?

Double: (Shrugs)

(Bob opens the door)

Me: Wha? DOUBLE! OUT THE FIRE ESCAPE!

????: (chuckles) Nope (ties up Bob)

Me: Not again. Well looks like I'm going to be here until Double comes back with help.

????: Who could I be?

Me: oh shut up you narcissistic vampire!!

????: >:-(

Me: Oh no. ANYONE HELP!!!!