Nothing aside from the story belongs to me. Unlike what the picture lets on they're all female in the story. Say hi to your design, which is Hazama again.

Enjoy.

You are being "Interrogated" by Neo Arcadia's Four Generals, Phantom, Harpuia, Fefnir, and Leviathan. They were taking turns Interrogating you and subjecting you to their "advanced techniques". So far: Phantom had slapped and forcefully kissed you, Harpuia had just kissed you, Leviathan sat on your lap and hugged you as she asked questions about you as a person, and Fefnir was next. She walked into the room that you were tied to a chair in.

Fefnir: You're a tough nut to crack. But I think I can crack you and get to your tasty center.

(The real world)

Bob: (stops writing, looks at what he just wrote) The fuck is wrong with me? I can't believe I just wrote that. Double, get me something to drown out my stupidity.

(Back to story)

(Y/N): Do your worst.

You growled at her. She smiled and licked her lips before smothering you with her breasts. And after a few minutes of that, don't worry she let you breathe (although being smothered by boobies is a pretty good way to go), you gave in. That was the day you defected to Neo Arcadia and became that annoying little wasp that people forget exist, but tends to intervene at the most annoying times. Like now after Aztec FAIL-con (I hate this guy).

(Y/N): You must be Zero. Greetings, I'm (Y/N) from intelligence.

Your eyes were narrowed to slits after an accident that, due to plot convenience, will be revealed later.

Zero: I haven't heard of you.

(Y/N): Just ask Ciel about me. She'll tell you everything you need to know. It'd be rude to leave so soon, but you must've confused me with someone who cares. We'll meet again.

You teleported away to Neo Arcadia's base of operations.

(Y/N): Honeys, I'm home!

Kokonoe: TERUMI!

(Y/N): Lady, I told you Terumi's four blocks down FIVE times already.

Kokonoe: Oh. Sorry.

After that you were surrounded by the generals, who were now your girlfriends.

Harpuia: Who was that (Y/N)?

You raised your hands in defense.

(Y/N): She's just some loon who keeps confusing me with a random jackass in a raincoat.

Phantom: She better be. Because if she's trying to take you from us then she'll meet an unfortunate fate.

(Y/N): You all know I only have eyes for you.

They all smiled and glomped you. You had decided to fill in for Phantom on a certain mission. Your reason being you wanted to see your "friend" again.

(Y/N): Ah, hello again Zero.

Zero: Ciel told me all about you, traitor!

(Y/N): Heheheheheheheheh. It's not my fault I fell in love. Love tears people apart. Even you Zero, need I remind you about Iris?

That seemed to piss him off and he took a couple swings at you which you avoided masterfully.

(Y/N): WHOA! You could really hurt someone with that thing. Although I could really hurt you with THIS. ROLL OVER AND DIE!

(Insert Team Rocket joke here). You took off your tie and held it in front of you.

(Y/N): Gettin' old sure is rough. Luckily for me I don't have to worry about that.

You opened your eyes which were blood red instead of (E/C). This is the reason you usually have them narrowed to slits, you didn't want people to find out you'd been infected with what was left of the maverick virus. You had contracted it after an incident with a bald junk reploid. It didn't actually affect you in any other way aside from your eyes, but people would panic and kill you if they found out. You closed your eyes and put your tie in your pocket.

(Y/N): Looks like it's time to report back.

You left and were confronted by your girlfriends.

Leviathan: Phantom told us about your secret.

Harpuia: Care to explain? MAVERICK!

(Y/N): Hey, it's just the eyes. I haven't killed anyone.

Phantom: Meh, true.

(Y/N): Besides if I was being influenced by the virus then I would've destroyed you four a long time ago.

Fefnir: Also true.

They picked you up and took you to your cot before laying you down and laying down with you.

(Y/N): Goodnight ladies.

All: Goodnight (Y/N).

You fell asleep smiling.

~The end~

Who wants a sequel to this?