Nothing belongs to me the drawing below belongs to Karladraws14 on Deviantart. You're basically King Dice's twin brother, the difference being that you have a suit tie.

Enjoy.

You were fixing your tie, getting ready for your shift at the casino. Your boss has supposedly turned over a new leaf after getting his ass beat by two children. He has a permanent reminder of this since they took one of his horns. You walked past your brother as he put a hand on your shoulder.

King Dice: Get a load of the newcomers.

You looked at them.

(Y/N): Why do those two look so familiar?

King Dice: Because they're Cupface and Mugboy's kids.

(Y/N): Really? Who'd they get to shack up with them?

King Dice: You really want to know?

(Y/N): Yes, I really do.

King Dice: Cupface got together with Baroness von Bon Bon, and Mugboy with Cala Maria.

(Y/N): Really. Good for them.

King Dice: Keep an eye on them. Boss has an idea for them.

You walked over to the craps table and looked at the kids. They were really cute, you really didn't want anything to happen to them. Then your boss came along and proposed the same deal that he gave to their fathers. Of course history repeated itself and they left to collect the contracts. Then you took a good look at the pair of dice your boss was using.

(Y/N): Hey, aren't those my loaded fake cheater's dice?

Devil: Yes they are. I always win sweetheart.

(Y/N): (sigh) Whatever you say.

You sat in a chair next to a chalk board waiting for them while filing your nails. It took them 15 minutes to collect the first five contracts. When they walked into the blue die house you stood up quickly, knocking over the chair.

(Y/N): Congratulations gals. I didn't think you'd be as good at this as your parents. Well you still got quite a few debtors to collect from, so get a move on.

They walked past you. You fell down a hole and landed in the Devil's office. You straightened your tie and brushed the dirt off your suit.

(Y/N): What exactly do you have planned for them?

Devil: Well I'm going to do the same thing I did with their fathers.

(Y/N): You ever heard that saying by George Santayana?

Devil: Who?

(Y/N): Alright.

Devil: Do you have a cough drop?

(Y/N): Yeah.

You handed it to him and he sucked on it. Then 'he' spoke to you.

Devil: (clearly feminine voice) Thank you (Y/N).

(Y/N): (sweatdrops) You're a chick?

Devil: Yes. That's a surprise?

(Y/N): YES, YOU SOUNDED LIKE A BLACK GUY SWALLOWED A PORCUPINE THAT WAS WRAPPED IN SANDPAPER!

Devil: Was it really that bad?

(Y/N): Yes.

You fell into another hole and landed in your chair. After looking around you shrugged and began to file your nails again. Cherry and Sea walked in shortly after. You bolted upright, again knocking over the chair.

(Y/N): Wow kids, you're really cleaning up! I'd really love to tell you that you're done, but you've got a few more contracts to collect and WHERE IS THAT BLASTED RECORD COMING FROM!?

You looked up at the ceiling before jumping up to it. The two girls stared at your feet as they dangled and kicked. You came back down with a record player in your hands, smashed it on the ground and stomped on it before fixing your tie.

(Y/N): A few more minutes of that and I'd be quoting late night TV and chasing my brother with an ax.

You jumped down another hole

and landed in your boss's office again as she was now counting the money from the casino. You leaned against the wall and started filing your nails again.

(Y/N): Still a bit of a shock. You really being a woman and all.

Devil: (sarcastically) I'm so shocked.

She said without looking up from the money she was counting.

(Y/N): Does my brother know?

Devil: He's known ever since I met him.

(Y/N): Makes sense. I met you a year after he did. I'm surprised he isn't trying to hit on you.

Devil: He's with Pirouletta.

(Y/N): Ah.

You finally finished filing the edges off your nails and pocketed the file before folding your arms.

(Y/N): What makes you think that your plan will work this time?

Devil: They're children, they'll be easy to manipulate.

(Y/N): Whatever you say boss.

You walked out of the office and looked over the patrons of the casino, kicking a few out for cheating in the process. 5 minutes later you saw two familiar faces at the door. You motioned for your brother to come over to you.

(Y/N): They're here to see the boss.

King Dice: They made me lose another bet. How about we play a game with them?

He said fixing his bowtie.

(Y/N): You read my mind.

(cue a mix of the casino stage, and a double fight with Cherry and Sea VS. King Dice and (Y/N) [he did the same crap he did in the game, you threw playing cards in random patterns])

You managed to deflect the brunt of the beating onto your brother, calling a couple paramedics to carry him off on a stretcher, and closed the casino for the night. You found a padded chair and watched Cherry and Sea fight your boss. Your arm stretched out to grab a box of popcorn and some gremlins pushed an ottoman in front of you.

(Y/N): Go on, kids I'm rootin' for ya.

(a second devil ass-beating later)

Despite using quite a few new tricks of her own she was beaten by the kids, even though they were a singular target that would have been easier to kill, and she lost another horn. You found the kids and gave them a warm smile.

(Y/N):  I knew you two could do it. Enjoy the fame you'll undoubtedly get from this. I hope to see you two again. Maybe your parents will hire me to babysit you. I've always been good with kids, much much more so than my brother.

They thanked you, said that they hope to see you again, and went outside to the uproar of applause from everyone they saved. When the commotion died down you walked outside the casino and locked the door. When you turned around you were faced with the kids and their parents.

Cuphead: Hello Mr. Dice.

(Y/N): Please, Mr. Dice is my brother call me (Y/N).

Cuphead: (Y/N), we heard what you said to our children about babysitting.

Cala Maria: And we'd like to take you up on that offer.

Cuphead: Hey! I was talking.

Cala Maria: And you were taking forever to get to the point.

Bon Bon: Could you watch them?

(Y/N): Sure, for how long?

Mugman: A few weeks.

(Y/N): When do you want me to start?

Cuphead: Day after tomorrow.

(Y/N): Second honeymoon?

Bon Bon & Cala Maria: More like first.

(Y/N): Alright it's set I'll see you two then.

You pointed at the kids and walked away. On your way home you passed the scenic cliff and noticed your boss sitting on the edge. You walked to the edge of the cliff and sat down next to her. You looked at her and watched as she started crying into her hands.

(Y/N): Hey boss. You doing okay?

Devil: No, you saw how bad they humiliated me.

You wrapped your arm around her waist and pulled her close.

(Y/N): If you need someone to talk to I'm here.

Devil: Do you mind letting me stay with you tonight, I can't show my face in hell.

(Y/N): Sure, I don't mind.

You got up with her and led her to your home.

(Y/N): "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it."

Devil: What?

(Y/N): It's the quote from George Santayana I mentioned.

Devil: Oh.

You led her to your home, changed into a t-shirt and pair of sweatpants and went to bed. The next morning you felt something warm, fuzzy, and squishy against your back. Then you saw a furry hand wrap around your stomach. Realizing what that meant you gulped and looked at the fourth wall.

(Y/N): Well then, this is going to be weird for me.

You chuckled nervously and the devil put her head over your shoulder.

Devil: Who are you talking to sweetie?

She asked, opening one eye to look at you. You looked at her as a circle wipe closed over both your faces.

~Th-th-th-th-that's all folks!~