Credit for Skullgirls goes to Lab Zero Games.

You look like this guy minus the bandanas.

You were sitting in your small shack contemplating your life decisions. You are a bodyguard for hire, but you haven't had a job in months. Then your phone started to ring. You answered.

(Y/N): Hello, how can I help you.

????: Is this (Y/F/N)?

(Y/N): Yes this is.

????: I would like to hire you.

(Y/N): Where would you like me to meet you?

They gave you the address and hung the phone up. You went to bed excited for your new gig.

Time skip to tomorrow

You were outside the place. The address they have you took you to the nightclub Bastet's Den. You were confused as to who could possibly be calling for your service. Because the only one who could be there was the famous singer Eliza, and she didn't need you. She had her "servants" Horace and Albus.

You went inside and sat down for the show, but listening to Eliza's beautiful voice started to make you sleepy. Next thing you know you're being dragged by two giant men. Who upon further review weren't men at all but had animal heads.  You assumed they were Horace and Albus. They brought you into a room. Inside that room was Eliza. So that answered two of your questions: who they were and where they were taking you, but the only question left unanswered was why.

Eliza: Welcome, I hope you enjoyed the show.

(Y/N): I did, but why did YOU call me?

Eliza: I was tired of Horace and Albus so I decided get someone new and you seemed to be a good choice.

(Y/N): Well that answers that question.

Eliza: I also heard that you live in a little shack on the edge of town. How about you come live here your payment well be room and board.

(Y/N): Ok.

Lazy timeskip

You were lounging in a random chair listening to (favorite song) waiting for something to happen. Eliza was at a meeting with the Medici Mafia you never really liked those snakes. Your thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the door opening. Eliza had come back with someone new whom you assumed was also with the mafia.

Eliza: (Y/N) get your things it's time to go.

Doing as she said you grabbed your pole and walked out the door with her and the green-haired woman.

Moar lazy

You were standing next to Eliza as she and the other woman (whose name you found out was Cerebella) were searching for something. When a girl with blue skin and some type of dragon snake coming out of the side of her head showed up. After some dialog between the three a fight ensued. You didn't need to intervene so you watched as you made a phone call. Afterwards you assumed they found what they were looking for since they had picked a fight with some random catgirl they eventually beat her and took her back to where you and Eliza live. Then Cerebella realized you and Eliza were going to betray the mafia.

(Y/N): Would you like me to deal with this situation?

Eliza: Yes (Y/N) do whatever you want with her.

(Y/N): Yes ma'am.

You then proceeded to turn each and every one of of Cerebella's bones into a fine paste. You usually were a nice guy, but when you were fighting you gradually became an animal with no restraint. After your moment of violence Eliza rewarded you with a kiss on the cheek.

Eliza: Good work sweetie.

You hated to admit it but you had taken a liking to the goddess of blood. She was a good singer, she was an able fighter, and her body was just a plus. You accepted that this love would remain unrequited. You were her servant and she would never have the same feelings for you. The two of you then left for the grand cathedral to claim the skull heart. Upon arrival you encountered a girl in a school uniform with a parasite on her head you knew about Sekemet, and that she's been around for hundreds of years. You made it a point to know everything about your clients. You witnessed the fight between the two people while inspecting the chain on your pole. Then some debris fell on your head and you were unconscious for some time only waking up after the skullgirl was defeated. When you woke up you were greeted by some monster and saw everyone jumping into a hole. After taking a second look at the monster you followed suit luckily Albus broke your fall. As you were getting up the monster landed and fight Eliza. In you saw she was having some difficulty you pole vaulted into the air.

(Y/N): KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

You fell back to the ground before impaling the monster with your pole. It thrashed around and let a horrifying screech before dying. Eliza then gave you a gentle hug from behind.

Eliza: Thank you sweetie. You're just the cutest when your protecting me.

She gave you another kiss this time on the lips. Then.

(Y/N): I love you.

You started to blush realizing what you just said and tried to cover your face.

Eliza: Well looks like the cat's out of the bag now.

In the background one skeleton is laughing and another taller skeleton is bashing his head against a rock.

Timeskip

After leaving whatever that hole was you went home. Only seconds after arriving you were ambushed by the two girls with parasites saying something that you disregarded.

(Y/N): I have no idea what you're talking about, but nobody gets to her without going through me. Now. IMMA PAINT THIS ROOM RED!!!

Skipping the fight becuz lazy. You created several copies of your pole and smashed it into the two girls. Knocking them out cold and leaving you victorious.

(Y/N): GO TO HELL!!!!

Once again the live of your life gave you a kiss on the lips. She dealt with the intruders and you went on to rule the world.

-Evil End ?-

I hope you think this is good.
Next will either be Mai or Marie.