Nothing belongs to me.

Enjupu!

(Y/N): 🎵 I'm a fisherman and I'm O.K. I sit on me ass and do nothing all day. 🎵

You were just sitting, waiting to get a bite on your line. You lived in a place where people believed the most idiotic of things.

Random guy: I identify as a basketball.

Random guy 2: Everyone who is born white is immediately racist.

Stuff like that. You were the one of the two people who had the "gall" to have a different opinion. That's why you keep a taser in your pocket and crowbars at your side at all times. You looked up from the line to see that the sun was setting.

(Y/N): (sigh) I guess it's time to go.

You got up and left not knowing that someone was watching you. As you walked away a figure slowly sunk into the water. At home you decided to watch a Youtube video or two. When you found a few to watch they were made by one of your friend's favorite Youtubers. Who is your friend? His name is Robert and he was the other person to have a different opinion. His favorite Youtuber is Brett "Tear of Grace" Tear. The video you chose was him and his two friends acting like idiots.

https://youtu.be/leQddVzPSBo

After a night of chuckles you turned your computer off and went to bed. Then you woke with a start on your boat in the middle ocean. You scratched your head in confusion.

(Y/N): I don't remember getting here. Meh, I need to put food on my table.

You cast your reel out into the sea and got comfortable in your chair. Just as you were about to nod off you got a bite on your line. You carefully reeled the fish in and when you got it you saw that it was an eel. You sighed and tossed it into the tank on your boat. Casting your line again you noticed how cloudy the sky wasn't.

(Y/N): It's the middle of December why are there no clouds?

Before you could question it further another fish tugged on your line. After reeling it in you saw your second catch of the day, a pufferfish. You cursed your luck before dropping it in the tank with the eel. You cast your line out a third time and caught a turtle, cursing under your breath you threw the animal back into the ocean. You cast your line a fourth time, this time you caught a cup. Throwing it on the ground you cursed loudly and profusely before throwing the pufferfish back and grabbing the eel. It thrashed around in your grasp as you tried to kill it. For a short time you struggled with it before it shocked and bit you. You woke up in your bed sweating.

(Y/N): Terrible dream. 0/10 Would not have again.

You got out of bed and went to your usual fishing spot. After a while you were still catching nothing and someone you didn't know tried to have a conversation with you.

Random guy: Caught anything?

(Y/N): Nothing yet.

Random guy: You hate yourself?

(Y/N): Why would I?

Random guy: Because you're a man.

(Y/N): (sighs) Go away.

They kept badgering you until you got a bite on the line. You reeled it in and when you finally did you saw that it was a mermaid.

(Y/N): I know I'm not asking the right person, but is that a mermaid?

Random guy: Yes it would seem that it is straight male garbage person.

(Y/N): Bite me.

Random guy: Gladly.

They punched you and you hit back with a crowbar, knocking them down.

Random guy: You just hit a woman asshole!

(Y/N): You have an adam's apple. You, are a man.

You turned to address the mermaid next to you.

(Y/N): Who are you?

Mermaid: Cala Maria.

(Y/N): (bows) It's nice to meet you Cala Maria. Would you like to go out on a date?

Random guy: That's sexual harassment!

(Y/N): Shut up!

You took out your taser and shot the darts into his balls.

Cala Maria: That sounds nice.

You took her hand and led her to your favorite restaurant. You ordered your favorite non-seafood item and she did the same. After ordering you started talking with her.

(Y/N): Why were you so eager to have dinner with me?

Cala Maria: Because you seem like a nice, sensible guy (Y/N).

(Y/N): Oh. Wait I never told you my name.

Cala Maria: I've actually been watching you for a while.

(Y/N): Totally not creepy at all.

Cala Maria: It was only today that I worked up the courage to talk to you.

You sat there with your fork in your mouth dumbfounded.

(Y/N): Want to go to my place later?

Cala Maria: You would really let me into your home after what I just said?

(Y/N): Of course! Because A: You're cute and B: If I refuse I could possibly be murdered.

After paying the bill you carried her to your home on your back.

(Y/N): Welcome to casa de (L/N).

After a couple days of you visiting her the two of you went steady and the first thing you did as a couple was spend the night together. She climbed into the bed under the covers as you brushed your teeth and looked in the mirror.

(Y/N): Alright (Y/N), there's a cute girl in there who likes you. Don't mess this up.

You wiped your mouth and went to bed. In the middle of the night you woke up to find her arms around you. You smiled and returned the hug.

(Y/N): I love you Cala Maria.

Cala Maria: I love you too.

And with that the two of you fell asleep together.

~BRAVO!~