Baroness von Bon Bon x male reader

Bon bon got the same number of votes as Maria but I like her more than the mermaid/gorgon temptress, and I cast the tie-breaking vote in these situations. Nothing belongs to me.

Enjoy.

You were playing your copy of Cuphead and were currently fighting the ruler of sweets, Baroness von Bon Bon. You had heard all about a glitch in the game that wouldn't show you how close to death she was, but that didn't matter. She was your favorite boss, even if she was a watered-down version of King Dice. You were dealing with the jumping muffin. Took care of it pretty easily since it just does the butt slam. After exploding the muffin she poked her head out of the castle and shook her fist at you. Now you were fighting the flying waffle and dealing with the knife-wielding jellybeans. You beat the jawbreaker when you heard the phone start to ring. You answered the phone to hear someone saying that there was a problem with your computer.

(Y/N): Oh yeah I've been waiting for your call. My computer's been making this weird noise lately.

You grabbed and air horn and blasted it into the phone. When you put your ear back to the phone you heard the dial tone. Then lightning flashed outside startling you.

(Y/N): Why does this setup sound so familiar? Meh, must be nothing. Back to my game it's not like lightning's going to strike my house and cause one of the characters to come out of the game. This is real life, not some crappy fanfic.

You sat back down on your couch and unpaused the game as the baroness was about to throw her head at you. You were slowly whittling away at her with the homing shots, because you felt like making your job of evasion easier. About two minutes later two cars outside got into an accident and a bolt of lightning hit both them, the house across the street, and the power lines. As you looked back to the screen you saw a pink and brown object flying towards you before hitting its mark and knocking you out. You woke up with someone sitting on your back and flipping through the channels on your TV. You rubbed your sore head.

(Y/N): (groan) What happened and why am I sticky?

????: Are you done sleeping?

(Y/N): Yes, could you get off me?

They stood up to let you get out from under them. After getting up and brushing yourself off. You turned around and saw your guest. Seeing the pink and white dress and brown hair. It then hit you, like her head did a bit ago, who this person looked like.

(Y/N): That's a great costume you've got there.

Bon Bon: (raises eyebrow) What do you mean?

(Y/N): Wait, that's not a costume?

Bon Bon: No, this is what I wear all the time.

It was then that you realized that she was actually the character from the game you were just playing. She turned her attention from you back to the TV and continued to surf channels until she settled on "The Running Man" a movie you enjoyed seeing the first time. You sighed and sat down deciding to react to your situation later. After the movie you turned to the icon of candy royalty and asked the question you've had on your mind the whole time.

(Y/N): How are you real?

Bon Bon: Stars aligned I guess. Do you remember what happened before I showed up?

(Y/N): There was a car accident and lightning struck them, the house across the street, and... my power lines. (puts hand on face) What is with power surges bringing these characters to life? But hey, at least it's the ones I like and not the ones that'll kill me.

You sighed and got up to get a drink. Returning from the kitchen you took a look at the clock and saw how late it was.

(Y/N): Huh, when it's overcast you really can't tell what time it is.

You grabbed a clean shirt and a pair of sweatpants before walking upstairs to your bathroom. After your shower you saw your guest still sitting on the couch.

(Y/N): I assume you're going to make me let you stay.

Bon Bon: Well yes, since I have nowhere else to stay.

You clapped your hands together.

(Y/N): Well I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I do have a room you can stay in, the bad news is that you'll have to share it with the worthless slob known as me.

She looked you up and down, seeing that you were clean though a tad bit lanky, before shrugging and going to look for the aforementioned room. You slumped over realizing what you just said about yourself. After shaking your head you also headed back up the stairs and to your room. You got into the Hawaiian king bed with her and fell asleep on the other side of the bed. In the morning you woke up to feel someone with their arms around you.

(Y/N): Wha?

You blinked realizing that Bon Bon was burrowing her head into your chest.

Bon Bon: You're not worthless, and you're not a slob. I mean you've got me here with you, so you must be doing something right.

You thought about what she said and hesitantly wrapped your arms around her before going back to sleep.

~the ens~

Next should be Honeybottoms. And in that you might be driving her a little batty.

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