Best Graded Recitation Day in the Universe!

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♪♫ Now playing: Battlefield - Jordin Sparks ♫♪

All of their professors were standing in the front, waiting for their time to ask.

Corey stepped forward and pointed Mandy. "9999 ÷ 2 × 4 ÷ 999 - 2" Asked by Corey Graves.

"I'm bad at Math. Huhuhu, please change the equation. Zero, that was the score I always get every time everyone asked me." Mandy's tear fell down on her cheeks.

"Poor Handy Mandy." Kevin laughed wickedly.

"..Zero...my score is zero..zero..." Mandy cries.

"Oh my gosh!" Dolph reacted.

Corey's jaw dropped as she heard her answer. "You're right. The answer is Zero." Corey swallowed unbelievably.

"WAAAAAA!" Mandy screamed and cried in tears of joy.

"What is the color of the ball of the sport Basketball? And that question is for you, Mr. Owens." Mr. Kurt smirked.

"It's purple!" Bayley said in a low voice.

Kevin stood up while his legs were shaking. He shook his belly as a sign that he didn't know the answer. Chris looked at Kevin who sits behind him and he wrote something and secretly pasted it on the back of his chair.

Kevin secretly read blurry writing.

"Oops, I'm out of ink," Chris mumbled.

"Mr. Owens! Hurry up! What's your answer?!" Kurt shouted at him.

"Rainbow!"

"WHAAAAAT?!!!!!" The whole room reacted.

"Rainbow!" Kevin repeated.

"WRONG! ITS ORANGE, OWENS! ORANGE! I'LL PUT YOU BACK TO PRESCHOOL!" Mr. Angle proclaimed angrily.

"How could you?!" Kevin glared at Chris.

"Stupid idiot! I wrote orange, not rainbow!" Chris showed the paper.

"Oullet! Stand up!" Mr. Goldberg slammed the table and threw it on the window.

"Pay for that!" Stephanie glared at him.

"History! I hate History!" Maryse said to herself, turning on her phone and hide it under her desk.

She opened the skype, connected a small speaker secretly while flipping her hair as a distraction.

"BE A PROFESSIONAL!" Goldberg shouted.

"D-désolé" Maryse apologized and took a deep breath.

"What fighter pilot flew World War I missions with his Great Dane 'Moritz' next to him in the cockpit." Goldberg laughed wickedly.

Maryse furtively looked at her phone while Mike wrote something on a paper and showed her.

"Monfred von Richthofen or The Red Baron." Maryse grinned.

"This can't be!" Dolph covered his mouth, shocked. "She doesn't know anything about History! She's cheating!" Dolph protested, glaring at her.

"Yeah!" Mr. Goldberg nodded in agreement. "She used to failed my quizzes!"

"Maybe she really knew it, silly average classmates," Charlotte commented.

"I'll give you another question. What deranged Roman emperor had a name that meant 'little boot'?"

Mike wore a blonde girl wog as a sign he didn't hear the question carefully through Skype.

"Ummm sir, Can you repeat it again? Bayley was so noisy while you were asking so I have not heard the few words." Maryse said.

"Fine!" Goldberg leered at her and he repeated the question again.

Maryse read what's on the paper. "Caligula?"

"Aren't you sure about your answer? Or your asking someone to correct you? Someone who is not here in this room." Mr. Goldberg narrowed his eyes.

"No. I mean, its Caligula!" Maryse returned her sight to her professor.

"Unbelievable!" Goldberg praised in a sarcastic tone. "But I think you're not the one who was answering all the questions."

"You don't believe me? then fine! Ask me more!" Maryse smirked, polishing her nails.

"What newspaper won a Pulitzer for its Watergate coverage?"

"The Washington Post." She answered after she looked at her phone.

"Who described the impending Persian Gulf ground war as 'the mother of all battles'?"

"Sadam Hussein."

"Spell it!"

S-a-d----" She was about to finish it but Mike told her that he forgot to put a second letter D.

"Sad? So you don't know the spelling, don't you?" Mr. Goldberg laughed wickedly and Madame Stephanie laughed too so he stopped.

"S-a-d-d-a-m H-u-s-s-e-i-n. Can I take a seat now?" Maryse smiled smugly and sit back while Goldberg dropped his jaw.

"Becky Lynch, True or False, Did Leonardo da Vinci painted half-length portrait called The Mona Lisa?" Teacher Foley said.

"Oh my gosh! It's so hard! Poor Becky." Mandy's head ached.

"Come on, Becky! Say it!" Bayley mumbled.

"Michelangelo painted the Mona Lisa, right?" Finn asked Bayley.

"Yes!" She whispered.

"Pffffffft!" Dean inserted himself, chuckling. "Wrong! Morons! It's Leonardo da Vinci"

Finn blinked a thousand times. "Where did you get that?" Finn can't believe it.

"In my ears? I don't know man, I just copied what Mickey Mouse said." Dean said in a low voice.

"IDIOTS!" AJ laughed. "I painted the Mona Lisa! I am! I'm too phenomenal, right?!"

Seth nodded, smirking. "So that's why Mona Lisa doesn't have an eyebrow 'cause you are the painter."

"HOW DARE YOU?!" AJ raised the tone of his voice, whipping his hair on Seth's face.

Mr. Angle caught them "Styles, Rollins. Why are you fighting?"

"N-no! We're just playing.....Charades!" AJ's alibi.

Becky looked at Charlotte who was not paying attention to the questions.

"I'll look into it, I'll get back to you on that, I'll give you an update," Becky answered.

"WHAT?!" All the teachers reacted.

"Believe that?" Roman said to Seth.

"Becky Lynch, Are you just joking?" Mick asked worriedly.

"Is that a question, Sir?"

"Yes, are you just joking?" He repeated.

"I'll look into it, I'll get back to you on that, I'll give you an update," Becky replied.

"Oh my ghad!" Corey uttered, *facepalm*

"Replace President Donald Trumph and vote Becky Lynch!" Chris leads the chant.

"BECKY LYNCH! BECKY LYNCH!" They cheered.

"QUIET!" Stephanie screamed in a monster tone.

"I'll pick the dumbest student, next to Nikki Bella, in my Biology class, YOU!" Madame Stephanie called Sami. "Recite the Periodic Table of Elements!"

"What a nightmare!" AJ chuckled on his seat.

"Hahaha! Let's see if you can pass this." Stephanie laughed.

Sami stood up and looked at Madame Stephanie's eyes. "1 H Hydrogen, 2 He Helium, 3 Li Lithium...." Sami recited.

"What the----" Dolph reacted.

"...36 Kr Krypton, 37 Rb Rubidium...." Sami keep reciting.

"You've gotta be kidding me!" Even Dean can't believe it.

Stephanie suddenly clapped her hands and the other professors joined.

"Way to go, nephew!" Mick cheered.

"Favoritism. HMMMP!" Kevin murmured and he elbowed Chris. "Let's beat up Foley later."

"...117 Uus Ununseptium, 118 Uuo Ununoctium." Sami stopped after realizing he finished it.

Sami waved his hand like a Miss Universe while his classmates were cheering him.

"You are brilliant, Mister uhhhh...." Mr. Kurt scratched the back of his neck. "What is your name again?"

Sami stopped. "M-my name?" He blinked multiple times.

"Yes, I forgot your name, what is it again?" Mr. Kurt repeated.

"M-my name?" Sami asked again.

~Sami's mindset,~

"Got an order from the boss, what is his name?" Sami asked.

All Sami searched and looked for his name.

"WHAT IS HIS NAME?!" They freaked out, running.

The other Sami opened the cabinet but it was empty while the other one looked for the files.

"THERE'S NO NAME!" They shouted, panicking.

"Hey! Why are you fooling around?" Sami shouted at another Sami.

"What are we searching for again?" He asked.

"You must be crazy! Who are you to talk like that! You're fired!"

"Oh no! Please! I have five kids." Sami knelt down, holding the other Sami's hand.

And Sami's brain exploded and burst suddenly.

~Back on reality,~

"I forgot my name..." Sami blinked and pranced crazily.

"Tell your name, moron!" Kevin yelled.

Sami grabbed a juice box from Bayley's hand and poured it to Kurt Angle.

"What the?!" John reacted.

Sami went to the aisle to get the blackboard eraser and wiped it to Stephanie's face.

"Get off that thing away from my faaaaaace!" Stephanie yelled in agony.

*CHAOS ON THE LINE*

"SECURITY!!!!" Mr. Graves shouted as he walked outside.

"Call 911! Quick!" John command to Nikki.

"I forgot how to dial a number!"

"Whatever!" John rolled his eyes and went on the top of a desk. "ATTENTION, CLASSMATES, TEACHERS, JERKS...COME TOMORROW AT MY HOUSE BUT BE SURE TO FOLLOW ALL OF MY HOUSE RULES."

"Ooooooh what's your promo, Hairless?" Chris asked.

John walked like a robot on the aisle.

"John's hair is so fabulous!" Nikki giggled, staring John.

"Tomorrow is my birthday."

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A/N: WAHAHAHAH OH I LOVE PREIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS! Which one is your favorite part in this chapter? I love you all so I posted double chapters! ♥but I wonder what will happen on John's birthday party . . . Find out more on this book! Don't forget to vote, comment and recommend! ❤️ 

edited: February 06, 2020