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~Finn's house,~

Finn made his way to the kitchen where Stephanie currently touring his classmate.

"AJ, what a cold evening. It's dangerous, maybe it might cause bad to your health. Also its already midnight. Almost eleven pm as can you notice." Finn smiled.

"I don't have any words left to say. You said it all." AJ winced, looking at the expensive teacups on a cabinet.

"Good to hear that. Why don't you sleep here? It's for your sake."

"You mean, right here?"

"Yeah. Right here."

"Right here in the kitchen? How could you?" AJ pouted.

"What I mean in a huge bedroom!" Finn put his arms on AJ's shoulder.

"That's what I've been waiting for! Errrr, I mean I really need to go home! And I must check my sister if she's sleeping now." AJ bites his lips.

"SHE'S DEFINITELY SAFE!"

AJ looked at Finn differently. "How are you able to know?!"

"B-because I am Finn Bàlor. The extraordinary man who can do extraordinary things." He grinned.

AJ gave Finn a doubtful look as he examined his expression carefully.

"I see...but how about tomorrow? I can't use my uniform again."

"Don't worry! I have lots of nannies to wash your clothes or either you can take my uniform. You can HAVE IT." Finn smiled.

"Then what are you waiting for?!" AJ said excitedly, looking upstairs. "Send me to my bedroom!"

Stephanie, Finn, and AJ made their way to the guestroom on the third floor. Stephanie unlocked the door.

AJ saw a messy, dusty, dark and small room.

"Oh my gosh! This hasn't use for a little while." Stephanie said.

"Mom, maybe we can call the nannies to clean this room," Finn suggested.

"No, Finn! That is so humiliating if we let your classmates wait so long. I'm pretty sure he's tired and so drooling to lie down his body on the soft, clean, expensive mattress." Stephanie combed AJ's hair.

"Yeah" AJ agreed.

"But we only have one guestroom? Where can he sleep comfortably?" Finn asked his mother.

She smirked. "Follow me, boys!"

Minutes later, Seth just came home lately holding a thick encyclopedia.

"Why are you late, Littleboy?!" Seth's babysitter Jamie Noble asked while his hands were on his hips.

"I studied at Roman's house." He rolled his eyes and stepped inside the house.

"Did you ate something at his house?" His other nanny questioned, Joey Mercury.

"No. But we ate Pizzas at Yellow Cab. My threat." Seth went upstairs, yawning.

He unlocked the door of his room, opened the lights and lied down on the bed while his eyes were closed.

"I think my stalker doesn't have enough load to text me," Seth said in a low voice, staring his phone.

"Really?!"

Seth jumped up from his bed as he heard a voice beside him. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

"Look what we got over here? A couple of haters?!" He laughed as he covered the blanket on his body.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"

"Little Seth riding hood, you should not raise your voice when talking to me."

Seth glared at him. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"Easy, boy! Madame Stephanie said I'm gonna sleep in this room." He smirked.

"What?!" Seth's jaw dropped. "But this is my room!"

"Ooooh I don't care." AJ chuckled, hugging a pillow. "Oooh, what's this? A Buzz Lightyear pillow and blanket. HAHAHA!"

"Get up from MY bed, you jerk!" Seth dragged his arms and sent AJ outside of his bedroom.

"HEY!!!"

"Go back to your house," Seth said from the door.

"I'm gonna call Madame Steph!" AJ gets a walkie-talkie phone from his pocket.

"Are you serious? Where did you get that?" Seth asked.

["Madame! There's an idiot came in my room!"] AJ glared at Seth.

~SSSU's backyard,~

"Valak!" Charlotte shouted, looking on the dark skies.

"Alexa is here!" Sami howled, pointing the sleeping five feet fury.

"HIHIHIHI!" Valak appeared in the sky, flying without wings.

"You were two hours late!" Sasha said to him.

"We granted your wish. Now, give the thing that we want." John stated.

Valak stared Alexa while floating. Alexa suddenly opened her eyes and saw Valak.

"UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!" Alexa screamed and tried to untie her hands.

"Pfffft! I know right." Mandy smirked.

"Get lost from my sight!" Alexa yelled.

"I'm just a boy, floating in front of a girl, asking her to love him," Valak uttered, shaking his hips.

"Ewww gross!" Charlotte says disgustedly.

"What is he doin'?!" Dolph asked Nikki.

"Don't talk to me, Ziggler!" Nikki leered at him and rubbed John's abs.

"You're ugly, cheap, pathetic, unattractive, awful, ugly, horrible, nasty, unprepossessing and ugly!" Alexa told.

"HUHUHUHU!" Lots of tears fell down on Valak's cheeks.

"I thought he will still say Hihihihi." Kevin winced, eating a pie.

"I hate you, Alexa! I hate you!" Valak flew away while crying.

"Good to hear that." Alexa laughed.

"Hey! What about Becky?!" Charlotte yelled.

"Fastlaners?" Alexa was shocked as she realized who were the kidnappers. "Let go of me!"

Nobody responded to Alexa. They were busy texting Valak to came back and heal Becky.

"Great!" Alexa mumbled, rolling her eyes.

"HUHUHUHUHU!" Valak came back, still crying like a fetus.

"Give back the memory of our friend, man!" Chris demanded.

"You can count on me unless if you obey my dare," Balak smirked.

"What's your dare, then?" John asked

Valak looked at them and started to think. "Curly boy, I want you to slap," He pointed Dolph.

"What a painless dare." Dolph chortled.

"I want you to slap......her!" Valak pointed Charlotte.

"WHAT?! Are you kidding me?!" Charlotte reacted in disbelieved.

Dolph did some stretching and exercises and went to Charlotte.

Charlotte glared at her. "Don't you dare slap---"

*SLAAAAAAAAP*

"Done!" Dolph grinned while Charlotte rubbed her left chick.

"Hmmmm you two didn't convince me," Valak said scratching his chin. "Fat guy! I want you to imitate the entrance of the blonde woman next to Curly guy!"

"YOU MEAN MANDY?!" Kevin's eye widened as big as a soccer ball.

"Yep!"

"ARRRRRRGHHHH!" Kevin screamed in frustration.

A few minutes later, Bayley turned on her phone and plays Mandy's music.

https://youtu.be/mi_MsuLPIng

Kevin came out from the cottage, wearing Mandy's gear and walks soooo slowly. He poses like what she used to do while shaking his belly.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Valak laughed.

"Oh, my ghad!" Nikki covered her mouth.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Valak laughed again.

"He beat you, man!" Chris elbowed Mandy.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Valak couldn't stop laughing.

"This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen." Mandy pouted as they watched Kevin.

"Baldy Cena! Shout out to the whole world that you are gay!" Valak declared.

"How dare you!" Nikki reacted.

"I am gay," John said right away.

"Pffffft!" Sasha laughed silently.

"Hey, Baldy Cena! Do you know what happens when you told us you are gay?" Chris opened his list.

"No."

"YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!!!!!"

"We already obeyed your commands. Give Becky's memory now!" Sami yelled.

Valak's mood changed suddenly as he heard Sami.

"HUHUHUHU! I can't!!!" He frowned.

"Why?" John directly asked.

Valak swallowed. "I-i-----"

"YOU WHAT?!" Charlotte shouted at him.

"Calm down your ass, Char," Sasha said.

"'C-cause I don't really have superpowers..."

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edited: February 06, 2020