I recently talked to one of my Internet friends who I haven't talked to in forever! I don't know if she still watches wrestling, but she used to ship Jorrie hardcore. I don't know if you're reading this Kalina, but this is for you. :)

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I Want - One Direction

John Cena woke up. He was home for a couple of days and he was spending them with his girlfriend, former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson.

Torrie was up and dressed. The room smelled of perfume, which he assumed was what woke him up. He looked outside and the sun hadn't come up. He looked at the clock on the bedside table.

"Tor, it's two in the morning," He says, sitting up. "What are you doing up?"

She turns around to look at him. "It's Black Friday, silly! We need to get to the stores early if we want to get anything!"

"We?"

"Come on, John, it'll be fun," She begs. "I promise!"

"How will going shopping at two in the morning be fun?" He asks.

"Well, we're not shopping until eight," She explains. "That's when the doors open."

"Why are we leaving at two, then?" He asks, confused.

"To make sure we get a good spot in line!" She says, as if it's obvious. He frowns and she sighs. "It'll only be for a couple of hours. When we're done, we can come home and you can watch football. It's rivalry week or something, right?"

John thinks it over for a minute. "It'll only be for a couple of hours?"

Torrie grins. "I promise!"

John rolls his eyes and smiles. "Alright, I'll go. Let me get dressed and we can go."

"Yay!"

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It was now 8:30 AM. They were in one of Torrie's favorite boutiques in Tampa, and the place and crowded with women arguing over clothes and purses. John had just witnessed Torrie ripping a bag from a pregnant woman's hands.

"Uh, Tor...?" He trails off, frowning.

Torrie looks at her boyfriend and smiles. She smooths her hair down and laughs nervously. "Relax, John, it's all part of the Black Friday fun."

"I think I'm going to wait outside," He says, turning around.

"Okay!" Torrie exclaims. "I'll meet you when I'm done!"

John walked outside and found he wasn't the only guy dragged out by his girlfriend. A few of the guys outside recognized him and they began talking about wrestling and other sports.

Finally, Torrie came out of the store, carrying two bags.

"I'm done, John!" She says.

John says his goodbyes to the guys and follows his girlfriend to the next store.

"What did you get?" He asks, glancing at the bags.

"Just some things for my friends," She says, shrugging. "Shoes for Lillian, a necklace for Maryse. Just girl things."

John nods as they arrive at the next store, which had even more people than the first store.

"I'm just going to stay out here again," John says.

"Okay, see you in a bit," Torrie says, barely paying attention to him as she walked into the store.

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After two hours of shopping, John was exhausted.

"Are we almost done?" He asks, frowning.

Torrie giggles. "Almost. I still need to buy you a Christmas gift."

John perked up. "You know, I think I might need to come in to this store with you so that I can, uh..."

"No!" Torrie rolls her eyes. "You can't see what I'm getting you! It's a surprise. Wait out here. When I'm done, we can go home."

John sighs. "Okay..."

As Torrie walks into the store, a guy outside says, "Man, you're whipped!"

"I know," John replies, smiling. "I wouldn't have it any other way."

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"Give you this, give you that, blow a kiss, take it back. If I looked inside your brain, I would find lots of things: clothes, shoes, diamond rings, stuff that's driving me insane."