Things to do when the internet is down:

1. Cry in the mirror

2. Yell at your internet provider

3. Nervously pace back and forth

4. Repeatedly click refresh

5. Complain to your local congressman

6. Paint your feelings

7. Stagger outside, become confused and disoriented to the "real world"

8. Ask god, "WHY ME?"

9. Stay calm by assuming the fetal position and humming quietly

10. Fill that nagging pit of despair with doughnuts