(I got this from a site called themetapicture.com and I found it funny, I can't actually drive yet lol..)

Things I say while I'm driving:

Me: what the f*** are you doing. What. The F***. Are you doing?

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE

Me: why the F*** are we not even going the speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: shit is that a cop? No.

Me: shit THAT is a cop.