How to make people scared of you by acting insane (I wrote mostly all of these, any of the others I got from tv shows and movies, and I got some ideas from my friend, idk if he has a Wattpad and I shouldn't say his real name so I can't exactly give him credit, sorry):

1. Randomly swat at the air like there's something invisible you want to shoo away.

2. Hum the ABC's whenever there's a long silence in the room.

3. Randomly start hitting your shoulders and yelling "GET OFF OF ME!"

4. Whenever at a public bathroom, scream when you see your reflection, point at the mirror and yell "THERE'S ANOTHER ME!"

5. Glance quickly at a corner of the room and at someone else multiple times then whisper "you see that rabbit too, right?"

6. Pronounce that your fish drowned.

7. Just start laughing at a random moment and when people stare at you, stop laughing and give them a terrified expression.

8. Start staring at someone and when they look at you, make a really creepy smile and whisper "my farts smell like skittles".

9. When you're walking behind someone, start muttering Harry Potter spells under your breath and then after a few seconds say "DANGIT, IT DIDN'T WORK!"

10. Whenever in a grocery store, stare at someone with a horrified expression then whisper "you're one of them" and then run away, make sure you trip on the flat floor.

11. At a public place, trip and fall on the flat floor and then proceed to pathetically crawl away.

12. Walk normally on a sidewalk (make sure there's people around or cars passing by) and then all of a sudden fall to the ground dramatically and make a very dramatic scene.

13. When you see a couple, slap the guy in the face and say "I THOUGHT I WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL TO YOU!" And when he says something like "idk who you are!" or curses you out just be like "HOW DARE YOU NOT REMEMBER WHO I AM!" and then slap him again and booty walk away.
(Idea, but mostly all of it, from: Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide)

14. Just randomly yell a fruit angrily in public like "BLUEBERRIES!" (Idea from the short film: Mustachette)

15. Dress up as Draco Malfoy and go to a crowded area, pretend to trip and fall and yell to the closest person "WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS, YOU FILTHY MUDBLOOD!" and then pathetically crawl away muttering how you should've traveled by broom.

16. Run out of a hospital or police department yelling "IM FREEEEEE!!!"

17. Make fliers with your face on it saying "lost dog" and tape them to stores.

18. Stare at someone for awhile and when they stare back, form a wide smile and say "Martha Stewart said I'm not going to die". (from 3rd a Rock From The Sun)

19. Whenever someone says something shocking, loudly and dramatically gasp. (Sort of from 3rd Rock From The Sun)

20. Tell people that you barely know that you had so much fun going on a trip with them to Las Vegas, and say little but descriptive details about the (fake) trip. (IDEA from: Friends)

21. Carry around an apple, lean your face downwards, and when you see somebody stare at you stare at them with a creepy glare (with your head still leaned downwards) and say in a creepy whisper "do you want an apple?" Then form a creepy smile.
(Idea from: Sleeping Beauty)

22. Whenever someone asks to see your phone, make your voice like golem and say "my precious".
(Idea: Lord of the Rings)

23. Lean into someone's personal space when they're sitting in a chair/couch and when they ask you to move, yell in their ear "THERE'S A LION IN YOUR SEAT!" And then shove them off their chair/couch.

24. When you finish a worksheet in school, write in parenthesis on the bottom "(Is mayonnaise an instrument?)" and then turn it in to the teacher.
(Idea: Spongebob)

25. When you're at a restaurant with someone, when they order something, shake your head disapprovingly and say "you slut".

26. During Christmas, go to the mall and tell Santa that you want a restraining order on him for Christmas.

27. Randomly stop walking in a crowded place and say "did I? ....I did....I...left the oven on..." and then sprint away.

28. At a public pool, go to a tiny slide (this is really funny if you are 16+) go down it,
but stop yourself from continuing right at the end of the slide and start screaming that you don't want to get wet.

29. Carry around a long piece of string (clump it up into a ball) then start playing with it (like untangling it) and when people stare at you, whisper "it helps me with my stress".

30. When you see someone wearing black and blue, say "I love your white and gold outfit".

31. Go to a public pool in winter clothes, and whenever someone comes near you that's wet or water gets splashed near you, jump away and hiss.

32. At night, when you're in your room, have all the lights out, sit in a corner, call your mom (sister, brother or father) and when they come in and turn on the light, hiss "THE LIGHT, IT BURRRNNNSS!"

33. Read a Dr. Seuss book in public and assert "THIS MAN IS A GENIUS". (from: 3rd Rock From The Sun).

34. When someone is talking to you just randomly start twitching and spazzing.

35. When at a crowded place, walk like a robot then randomly stop, say in a robot voice "low on batteries" and then let your legs stay still but let your back and arms (also head) lean over your front. (Idea from: Awesomeness Tv)

36. When in a crowded place, randomly put your legs together like a mermaid, fall on the ground and start flopping around like a fish out of water.

37. Sit on one of the ends of a park bench at a crowded park, and when someone sits on the other side of the bench, yell "FREDRICK, NO!!"

38. Change all of your digital clocks in your house to army time and whenever your dad (or mom) tells you to do something, stand like a soldier and say "SIR YES SIR!" (Even if it is your mom, say sir anyways), and then salute them and army walk away.

39. When you see somebody wearing a striped sweater start following them around singing "THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATER, IS ALL THE TIME! ONE WITH A COLLAR, TURTLE NECK! THAT'S THE KIND! BECAUSE WHEN YOU WEAR THAT ONE SPECIAL SWEATER...." (Idea: Spongebob)

40. Choose a random person to follow around, comment about their outfit like "I like your shoes", and then mumble "I bet your mom bought you them", and when they do something, like buy coffee mumble "I bet your mom told you to do that". Pretty much accuse that their mom did everything for them. (Kind of hard to explain but you get my point, hopefully).

41. Go to a pet store, buy rabbit food, and then eat it in the corner of the store.

42. When you're watching a movie with other people and there's a kissing scene, quietly start singing in a girly voice "my first kiss when a little like this *one kiss noise* and twist *two kiss noises* and twist", and then start singing loudly in a boy voice "MY FIRST KISS WHEN A LITTLE LIKE THIS *one kiss noise* AND TWIST *two kiss noises* AND TWIST".

43. Follow someone attractive around and start singing Call Me Maybe.

44. Whenever someone tries to take/touch your stuff, hiss at them.

45. Go to a book signing and say loudly and dramatically to the author that's there (there should be a lot of people there) "you think your pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word in your book was published years ago! Perhaps you've read.....THE DICTIONARY!?" then dramatically slam a Dictionary on a table.
(from 3rd Rock From The Sun)

46. Go up to a random man with a beard and pull it, when you realize it's real, yell "SANTA!"

47. When on a bus/train/plane (or even an elevator), say "that's a wonderful place to put a piano".

48. Walk through a drive-through at McDonald's, and when they ask for your order, yell very loudly "NO!!!!" and then run away.

49. Dress up like a hippie and tell everyone how you think worms are very magical.

50. Dress up like Michael Jackson, and whenever someone tries to speak, say "HEHE!!" and when they try again, say "SHAMONE!" and when they try again say, "WOOHHH!" Repeat over and over again. (I'm not making fun of MJ, in fact, he's my favorite solo artist).

~~~~~~~well that's a wrap!~~~~~~~~~~

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Sasha