The eight qualities of a perfect husband:

*Brave

*Intelligent

*Gentle

*Polite

*Energetic

*Nutty

*Industrious

*Sensitive

And if all else fails, well...... Read the CAPITAL LETTERS only.

~JUST SAYING~
I did NOT make this joke. Okay? Got dat clear? I AM NOT THAT DIRTY MINDED. THUNK YOU VERY MUCH.