1. You're reading this right now

2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped 3

5. You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid

9. You didn't realize I skipped 8

10. You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again

11. You're enjoying this

12. You didn't realize that this was actually #12 but it was only 10 facts. Now you're counting.