(Don't play the song until I say so...)

You were a normal 17 year-old girl. With a normal and ordinary family. Who moved into a normal home in a supposedly "normal" town. You were the kind of girl who took no interest in anything or anyone. You're secluded yourself from social life, like an outcast.

ANYWAY!

After you and your family settled down in your new home, a few hours later, you're sitting in your room being antisocial for a bit and texting your friend back in (hometown). A knock on your door was heard.

"Yes?"You ask still texting. The door opens and your mother peeks out.

"Hey, sweetie."She says.

"Hello, mother."You say not glancing up at her,"What's up?"

"We've been invited over to the neighbor's house for dinner."She says with a small smile.

"Which one?"

"The Smiths. The family across the street from us."

"oh..."

"What's the matter?"

"Oh nothing... They just seem a bit... Odd..."You say glancing up at your mother slightly,"But alright."

"Okay, hon. We'll be leaving soon so get ready."Your mother says before walking out. You sigh as you got up from your bed, taking your phone with you, along with your earbuds. You plugged one ear and put on a remix song. {play the song now}  You head downstairs, putting your shoes on and music on full blast. You ruffle your younger sister's hair and she smiles slightly.

Your father opens the door,"Everyone ready?"He asks with a bottle of red wine in his hand.

"Yep!"Your sister says with a smile.

"Uuuhh yeah..."You say as you were texting on your phone and your head slightly moving up and down to the beat.

"Then let's go."Your mother says. You all walk out of your home and head over to the Smiths' home. Once there, your father knocks on the door. You all stand there as you continued texting and listening to your music. The door opens to reveal a teenage girl in a pink shirt, jeans and hair up in a ponytail.

"Hello."Your mother says with a smile,"We're the new neighbors across the street."

"Oh hi. Come in."She says stepping out of the way. You all walk in as the girl closed the door.

"Who is it, Summer?"You all hear a voice from the kitchen.

"It's the new neighbor's, mom!"The girl, Summer says.

"Oh! Everybody! They're here!"She says in a excited voice. Multiple footsteps are heard heading to your direction. Soon the Smiths were all standing there.

"Hi. I'm Beth. And this is my family. This is my husband Jerry."The woman, Beth, motions to the man next to her.

"Hi."He says with a wave.

"And,"Beth continues,"these are my two kids. Morty and Summer."

"Hi again."Summer says.

"H-Hey."He says with a blush when he sees you and your sister.

"My dad's here too but he should be out in a few minutes."Beth says with a nervous laugh. Soon a slender man comes out of the garage and walk s over. He sees your family and narrows his eyes slightly. "Well, look at that. He's here. And guys. This is my dad."

"Rick Sanchez. N-IIIIC-e to meet you."He says carelessly. Your family looks at him strangely before shaking it off.

"Well, it's very nice to meet you."Your mother says,"I'm Catherine. This is my husband Robert. And my two daughters. Jane is the youngest at age fourteen. And (Y/n) is the eldest at age of seventeen."

"Hi!"Jane says with a smile and wave. You don't respond as everyone looked at you. You were paying attention slightly as you texted and listening to music. Your mother yanks the earbud out from you ear to catch your attention.

"Ow fuck mother fu..."You trail off rubbing your ear. You realize the situation when your mother gave a slight death glare. You look at the Smith family for the first time,"O-Oh uh yeah. Hi. Was totally paying attention to what all of you said."You say as you sheepishly rubbed the nape of your neck. Your mother and father sighs and your sister giggles. You sigh. After awhile of short talk, everyone went off to do their own thing until dinner was ready. You and your sister sat in the living room, both of you minding your own business. Rick then walks down and slumps onto the couch. You were too. You both sat at opposite ends. Rick drank from a flask as he watched his inter dimensional cable with shows you and sister have never seen. You look up from your phone and at the television. Somewhat intrigued by it, but you weren't showing it. Jane seemed interested too as she also started watching the TV, not noticing Morty sitting next to her on the floor. He blushed when he looked at Jane and back you.

'Aw jeez.. Two attractive sisters...' He thought to himself. Rick looks at Morty and smirked seeing him look at you and Jane back and forth.

"Well somebody's gonna ha-AAA-ve w-wet dreams tonight, Morty."Rick said to Morty, who blushed. You and Jane looked at the two weirdly.

"That's so mature..."You say sarcastically. Rick looks at you and narrows his slightly.

"Well, I-I'm sorry, 'princess'. Seems like you can't t-AAA-ke a joke about a fourteen year old boy's hormones."Rick says in annoyance as he took a swig of his flask.

"You're an ass."You scoff.

"Ooh, I'm s-so offended by a seventeen ye-EE-ar old's insult."Rick says sarcastically.

"You're still an ass."

"And you're a bitch."

"You're a dick."

"Well, you're a whiny bitch."

"You're a damn old fuck who just sits in his garage all fucking day with no life."You spat.

"Woah, easy th-there. Didn't need to take it that far, pri-IIIIN-cess."Rick says, not offended at all as he took another drink from his flask.

You roll your eyes and scoff,"Fuck you."

"What time?"He asks with a smirk. You scowl as you stood from the couch and walked to the kitchen angrily.

"Ugh. You perverted fuck..."You growled at him as you walked to the kitchen to help Beth and your mother prepare dinner. Rick just grunts in amusement. Jane sat there pretending that didn't just happen as she stood up and followed you. Morty watched as the two angels, in his eyes, left the room.

"Aw jeez, R-Rick. Y-You didn't have to be such a dick b-back there."Morty says looking at the man.

"Yeah. And later you'll be masturbating about those two sisters."Rick says. Morty blushed as he looked back at the television.

A/N: Hey, guys. I don't know what I'm doing with life so I just published this book. Heh, it's fun writing about a person being a dick. It helps me practice my dickery before school starts. Anyway, vote and comment if you liked this chapter and if you want to. And I'll see you guys in the next chapter... Maybe if you guys like this chapter to start off the book.... And AWAAAAAAY we go~!