Riley really doesn't keep up with the internet these days, but ever since Ash bought him a phone he decided to give it a try.

By that he means being added to a group chat with over 50 people in it and more than 20,000 notifications per day.

What has he gotten himself into?..

Chaos will endure your stay 😈

{Riley is online}

🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: ahhhhhhhhhshsggphdtudfobvjzyfjp iszribjp duijbh

🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: 人生なんて大嫌い！ DUOLINGO のストリークを失ってしまったのですが??!

​🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: *cutely cries*

Riley: what?

​🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪​-<3: I LOST MY D U O L I N G O S T R E A K

{Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑 is online}

{B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽ is online}

{[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™ is online}

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: haha, I win

[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: I had emergency's to attend to

Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑: no, Galar time is 5 hour off Kanto. He has 5 more hours, just set it to Galar time

🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: wait, do I?

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: SaToShI

🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: oh, I do...

🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: I'M NOT OUT OF TGE GAzna TEzt FUCKars!

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: FUCK YOU SHIGERU!!!!

Gohandcatchmew: stfu Ash

Gohandcatchmew: it's 7pm

{Gohandcatchmew is offline}

ⒾⓣⓢⒹⓐⓦⓝ: 5 more hours to do a Duolingo lesion.

🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: imma go do that now

🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: ehe~

{🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3 is offline}

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: fuck...

Lillie: that reminds me, I have to go and do my lesson now.

Lillie: goodbye!

{Lillie is offline}

[Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑 has changed [̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™ name to '乾いたパン']

Prof. Kukui: doesn't that translate into dry bread?

Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑: same thing.

乾いたパン: it is not

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: oh yes it is :)

Lost🗺: why are we fighting over this?

[🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3 has changed Misty's name to 'ウォータービッチ']

ウォータービッチ: fucking ass

Iris: *Laughing uncontrollably*

🄲🄷🄾🅂🄴🄽-🄾🄽🄴-<3: ehe~

[ウォータービッチ has changed Ash's name to '選ばれたたわごと']

Riley: huh?

{Gohandcatchmew is online}

Gohandcatchmew: fym I cant use Japanese lettering in my name and those 3 can?!?

Chloe: ily platonic Goh, but seriously, you have a Project Mew thing in the morning with Gary.

Chloe: sleep.

Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑: I ain't doin it.

{Horace is online}

Horace: I am!

ウォータービッチ: damn, someone change Gary's name to "Gary without the R"

選ばれたたわごとL no hun

乾いたパン: how can Ash hack stuff when he doesn't even know how to turn on the laundry machine

選ばれたたわごと':

Magic.🔮

————

Bonnie: I'm Da AlPhA 🐺

Max: I'm Da LeAdEr ✨

Gold: IM THE ONW Tzo RRUST!  ☝🤓

選ばれたたわごと:  ————

RedKetchum's: KARMAS A BITCH!

BlueOak's: I SHOUDABV KnOwN BETTER!

Leaf 🍃: IF I HAD A WGOFF I WODDA NEVCA MESSEDCD AWWEOUND

𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 💎🔮: WHEB I SAWY THE PICSR W/U N HER

Lyra: UFELR DA KNOFS TWIASR!

Yellow: Kraemsas a Beach,

Jessie: N SHES W/ U RN

選ばれたたわごと:

 ———

ウォータービッチ: thanks for that hilarious add break at 12 am in the morning

I still hate you though

選ばれたたわごと: np

Jessie: Haters gonna hate.

Riley: huh???

Prof. Oak: your just like Koko

ThisIsWhyWeCan'tHaveNiceThings: don't you dare @ him.

T̲h̲e̲T̲R̲U̲E̲J̲h̲o̲t̲o̲C̲h̲a̲m̲p̲: silvs,,,,, stop

選ばれたたわごと: Shut your goofy ass up Gold.

Hate to be rude, but I know him better than you ever will Silver Giovanni. Do Not Test Me. 

{選ばれたたわごと changed their name to '🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪'}​

BlueOak's: you made him mad

Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑: he goin super satin mode

Gohandcatchmew: he just asked Prof. Cerise when the next flight to Jhoto is, should I be conserned?

Liko: I'm just playing Bake Shop at 12pm, it's honestly kinda fun

Jessie: why does "No Wind Resistance" fit Ash so well?

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: "just imagine being human" "there's absolutely nothing that I can't afford" 

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: <3

¡ｈᗴʸ€爪ⓞ𝕓Ⓞʸ!: should I be scared?

Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑: nu uh

Kanto+Johto: no

Casey: yo! Anyone wanna see some baseball with me? The season is starting tmr!

SketchIt: ah, the good old days.

乾いたパン: hun, you were still in the Orange Islands (further known as OI)

{乾いたパン changed their name to '𝒹𝔯¥𝒾ℕᎶ-卩𝓪𝕟'}

ＮｏｔＡＭｏｎｔｈＩＳｗｅａｒ！: @ⒾⓣⓢⒹⓐⓦⓝ, I need you to buy me some new clothes for my performances.

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: just ask her to get us all a whole new wardrobe

Chloe: why.

ⒾⓣⓢⒹⓐⓦⓝ: if you let me have your credit card then maybe,,,,,,,,

Champ. Alder: it won't even leave a dent in his wallet

Guzma: how much money does @🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪 even have?

Prof. Oak: more than 300 million

Lost🗺: HUH?!?!?!!

Rose-Perfume🌹: W H A T

Gohandcatchmew: WTF

Kiawe: w.h.a.t

Sabrina: 何

Almost the whole groupchat: WHAT?!?!?!

ウォータービッチ: and let's not forget abt how many times he has jumped over things more than 50m above da ground

Lost🗺: I think I'm lost

Sonia: you are always lost.

Lost🗺: no, like, I was supposed to go to Hammerlocke, and I ended up somewhere in Kanto...

Raihan: Ozmg Bby, r u ok?

Giovanni: no he is not, he's standing right in front of the Team Rocket base

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: @Lost🗺  @Lost🗺  @Lost🗺  @Lost🗺  @Lost🗺

Raihan: why are you @ my bby

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: send ur location Rn, 'm gonna flying over to Kanto.

Gohandcatchmew: guys... Ash just ran to prof. Cerise and asked him to check when the next flight to Kanto is

Lost🗺: wait, I see bowl hair cut man who looks like chairman rose but worse.

Lost🗺: Help.

Lost🗺: he's walking towards me

Gohandcatchmew: Ash just ran out of the lab and called out his Charizard...

Kiawe: HIS ASS HAS A CHARIZARD?!?!

Lillie: please don't swear Kiawe, there are people who are younger than you here.

[Mallow changed Lillie's name to "Too-Pure"]

{Lost🗺 has sent an attachment tittled "HelpGiovanniWalkedUpToMe"}

Riley: I recommend running

Jessie: knowing the boss, it's too late for that.

James: are we just going to ignore how Raihan called Leon his bby?

Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑: Raihan < Raiden Ei

Iris: who even are they

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: Raiden Ei is a fictional character that is soo badass and I love her platonically.

Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑: Mines Venti

SketchIt: bro, yours is a literal alcoholic.

𝒹𝔯¥𝒾ℕᎶ-卩𝓪𝕟: isn't that also Zhongli?

BlueOak's: how did you guys get from Champ.Leon getting lost to talking about fictional characters?

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: ...

Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑: ...

𝒹𝔯¥𝒾ℕᎶ-卩𝓪𝕟: ...

ウォータービッチ: ...

SketchIt: ...

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: Priv Chat guys, let us talk abt which fictional characters we simp for

{🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪 is offline}

{Ｓϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑 is offline}

{ウォータービッチ is offline}

{SketchIt is offline}

{𝒹𝔯¥𝒾ℕᎶ-卩𝓪𝕟 is offline}

{Liko is online}

Serena: 😭 

Liko: did I miss him? (I headcanon that btw, not canon)

Serena: yes, why?

Liko: he's my brother.

Liko: imma spam SaToShI Rn bye!

{Liko is offline}

RedKetchum's: tbh, Satoshi and Sabrina would make the best duo,

Satoshi and Sabrina, The Puppeteers'

ThisIsWhyWeCan'tHaveNiceThings: more like Double S

ⒾⓣⓢⒹⓐⓦⓝ: doesn't Riley also have Aura?

Riley: Shut up Dawn, please.

Sophocles: yk u don' have 2 use proper language?

{Lost🗺  send a video named "didIjustJointeamRocket?"}

🇨​​🇭​​🇴​​🇸​​🇪​​🇳​-​🇴​​🇳​​🇪: idek, what do you think

Milo: omgLeon thinks?!

Rotomdex: How can Ash hack into things but not know how to turn on a dishwasher?

Riley: ...

I'm tired

Gohandcatchmew: then sleep

Chloe: yeah, take a nap

Riley: thx bye everyone

{Riley is offline}

Riley puts his phone down and turns to where Lucario is standing.

"Do you want to do more aura training Lucario?"

"Yes" Lucario says through aura.

"Well then, we better get training shall we?"

A/N

I am soo tired rn, did i do good at writing Riley?

Have an amazing day, drink water and get a good rest!

-Loz