*Enter hero and 20 henchmen*

Expectations: Now, they all will attack together and kill the hero. Oh no!

But, hey, did I tell you, it's Bollywood?

Reality: Each one of them comes one after another, “in a line”, because -

Mahabharata Effect, you know! 😅

Not to mention, that, they obviously get bashed up by our hero because -

20 dumb men < 1 sher da puttar [lion]

*All 20 men dead*
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#2.

*Enter the hero (yet again!) and the villain (Finally!)*

The villain starts firing, random bullets at our hero, but, just like my MCQ answers, he too fails. Miserably! 😌

But, hold on! The villain believes in “Koshish karne walo ki haar nahi hoti” [Those who try, don't fail] and tries again. And, voila! Akkad -
bakkad finally works and, he aims right at the centre of the hero’s forehead.

Expectations: *No more expectations from Bollywood* 😓

Reality: The bullet miraculously, starts moving “Slow motion mein…” [in slow motion], and, man! Just look at the thug life of our hero! He simply dodges it!

[The claps should go on.]

Now the hero shoots at the villain, with a gun that suddenly appears outta nowhere and boom!

*Villain dead within a nanosecond*

Swag Level = Infinity 🙏
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#3.

Aha, the aliens, of course!

Remember him from Koi Mil Gaya?

He is Jadoo, brought on Earth by the “Om Om Om Om (×2)” tune played by our dearest “scientist” Sir Rakesh Roshan, on his computer. This procedure eventually leads to sparks in the Tata Sky dish on the top of his house, and yes! You've got a new friend on Earth, who'll help 6-year-old kids win basketball matches against 6-feet-tall lads.

*Le 5 y/o me:

*Le NASA:

*Le Aliens:

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#4.

*A typical “horror” movie*

No one:

Literally no one:

Horror movie lead:

Buys a house where 12 people have been killed and 21 committed suicide.

Eh, pretty normal, right? 😬

Sleeping ‘peacefully’ at night

Suddenly, wakes up at sharp 00:00!

Woah!

An absolutely (un)necessary grandfather clock chimes.

Feels the urge to gulp some water down his/her throat.

Voila! Got no water in the jug. 👍

Fast forward to kitchen…

*Spooky noise*

Turns on flashlight

‘cause electricity does not exist 😅

“Who’s there” × ∞ (infinity)

Finds a ghost!

Yay! Mission accomplished!

Actual Reality: Maybe I can just put off drinking water for a few hours?

*Goes back to sleep*

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We’ll talk about them later: 😜

Sallu Bhai’s “Gravity: Ek Dukhad Kahani”

Moron Johar’s shitload of Dharma crap

“Ek Dastaa Make-up Ki” - Stays put all the time…

“Ek Hero ki Amar Gatha” - Taken too literally!