Chapter 5: The Interrogation

Kaizer
sooooooo

Tim
Hmmmm

Tim
🤔🤔🤔

Hell
Pour it. Pour the beer. 🍺🍺🍺🍺

Tonny
What?

Kaizer
by SB19

Anong what ka dyan

Tim
So who's cute?

Hell
More beer. 🍺🍺🍺🍺

Tonny
Mind your own business.

Kaizer
Ayyyyyy

Gumaganon na naman siyaaaa

Payag kayo niyaannn

Tim
KJ Alert! KJ Alert! 🚨

Hell
So no beer? 🍺

Tonny
I'm busy.

Tim
Pinagtatawanan ka ni Kaizer

Tonny
He's always laughing.

Crazy mf.

Kaizer
Mf ka rin

Ano nga kasi?

Hell
I need beer. 🍺

Tonny
What is it that you, guys, want?

Kaizer

Explain

Hell
Spill the tea. Pour the beer. 🍺🍺🍺🍺

I need beer. 🍺

Tim
What did you mean by cute?

Tonny
Why ask?

Kaizer
🙄🙄🙄

Six months

Tim
Been six months since you've last posted a tweet.

Kaizer
Oumskirt

Tumpak ka dyan

Tim
And the first tweet would be that?

Sino sa tingin mo ang hindi macu-curious dito?

Hell
🙋🏻‍♂️

I just want 🍻

Kaizer
🙄

Tonny
And so?

Kaizer
Ayyyyyyy

Nanggigigil ako dito ahhhhh

Tim
Come on, Anthony. Spill it.

What's new?

Or perhaps, who's back?

Tonny
No one's back.

Kaizer
👀👀👀👀👀

Ayy so may bago ngaaaaa

Spill

Spill

Spill

Hell
Beer

Beer

Beer

Tonny
You're disturbing me, y'know?

Tim
And what are you doing? Presidential tasks? 🤨

Tonny
Yes.

Kaizer
Changing topic! Changing topic!!!

Tim
You don't have to give us names, bro.

Just a clue. To satisfy our curiosity.

Tonny
**sholes

Kaizer
😱😱😱

Hala! Bad word! 😱😱😱

Baka sunduin ka ni @Hell

Hell
🖕

Tim
So?

@Tonny

Just answer then we won't disturb you.

Kaizer
So true, @Tonny

Hell
Beer, @Tonny

Tonny
Fine. Stop the mentions.

Someone new.

She looked cute.

Kaizer
🙊🙊🙊

Hell
Your emojis suit you, @Kaizer

Kaizer
🖕🖕🖕

Tim
New girl?

Tonny
No.

Tim
Ah, so an old student caught our president's attention.

I wonder how. 🤔

Tonny
Whatever.

I already gave you clues.

Bye.

Kaizer
Ayy si KJ talaga.

Tambakan ka sana ng school work.

Hell
So no beer?

Tim
Come over, @Hell. We have beer here.

Kaizer
Ah so siya lang, @Tim??? 😤😤😤

Tim
You too, if you want.

Kaizer
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