Peter
Sorry I fell asleep I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

?
Go back to sleep and starve.

Peter
YOU LIKE VINE?!

?
Of course!!

Finally someone of culture!

Peter
Lol.

So... what pronouns should I use for you?

Or would you prefer a nickname?

Anything's fine by me.

?
She/her please.

But names would be cool.

Peter
Cool!

So what should I call you?

?
Her Majesty The Meme Queen and Sacred Ruler of The Vine.

Peter
Pffffft—

Okay Ms. I have 57 files of protection Spy Princess.

(Peter changed ? Name to Meme Queen)

(A/N for Shuri, Peter's name shows up as '?' Also I know the difference between texting and Skype but roll with me here I want nicknames so I'm invoking Fanfic/Stark/Wakanda tech logic)

Meme Queen
So what about you?

What should I call you?

Peter
Idk.

I'm not a cool Spy Princess that needs 57 layers of protection.

I don't think I even own 57 things.

Wait do problems count?

Meme Queen
Pffffft—

You okay bro?

Peter
My aunt don't think so—

She doesn't even know the half of it.

Meme Queen
Ooo what's the half of it?

Peter
You wouldn't believe me...

Meme Queen
My brother is the king of my country.

Try me.

Peter
K not sure I believe that first part but....

I'm Iron Man.

Meme Queen
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Cool story bruh 😂

Who's your favorite super hero?

Peter
Iron Man what about you?

Meme Queen
Spider-Man.

Peter
Pfffffft—

Really?

Isn't that guy just a big menace?

Meme Queen
DON'T DISRESPECT THE BUG!!!

He's awesome!

I mean have you watched his videos on YouTube?!

He must be really great with tech to have boots that let him walk perfectly fine on any surface.

Besides

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM USING WEBS?

I mean, are the organic?

Did he make them?

Do they literally come out of his wrists?

Hello?

You still there?

You okay?

Peter
I'm good 😳

Meme Queen
Lol.

Why so flustered?

Peter
Cuz you scare me a bit.

You really think Spidey is all that?

Meme Queen
Of course!

Gotta hand it to the bug, I can't figure out how he does it all.

Peter
Would you believe me if I told you I was Spider-Man?

Meme Queen
Nah.

But that's a good nickname for you.

(Meme Queen changed your name Spidey Boi)

Spidey Boi
I think I fell in love

Meme Queen
Uh...

With me?

Spidey Boi
With Spider-Man

Meme Queen
Pffft—

If I ever met him I'll try and set up a date for you

Spidey Boi
Best.

Wing girl.

Ever.

Meme Queen
You cray 😂

Spidey Boi
So what do you do for fun?

Meme Queen
Don't judge but...

I read Spider-Man fan fiction on Wattpad. I also do a lot of science.

Oh! I also run a blog called Wakanda_Girl

Spidey Boi
Wait you're the one behind that?

That's so cool!!

I love your article on Vibranium!

Meme Queen
You read it?!

Spidey Boi
Me and just about everyone that goes to my school!!

Even Flash reads it!

Meme Queen
Flash?

Spidey Boi
Just some jerk I go to school with.

Meme Queen
Cool so you're in school?

Spidey Boi
Yea what about you?

Meme Queen
I'm homeschooled.

You live in New York right?

At least I'm guessing you do since you've heard of Spider-Man.

Spidey Boi
Yeah.

I'm guessing you live in Wakanda because you run a blog about it?

Meme Queen
Yep!

Spidey Boi
That's so cool!

What's it like living in such an advanced country? Kingdom?

Is it a kingdom or country? I mean since Africa is already a country or is it a continent... anyway it's in Africa...

Or is it somewhere else entirely?

I'm bad at geography.

Meme Queen
It is in Africa, and it is it's own country.

Also I guess it's pretty nice.

I've never put too much thought into it.

Spidey Boi
K

I gtg stop a bank robbery.

Meme Queen
ROTF 😂🤣😂

Go get em' Spidey!

(A/N)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

They.

Are.

Adorable!

Just to be clear in case it wasn't already, Shuri does not believe Peter is Spider-Man and Peter does not believe she's a Princess. Peter does, however, believe she lives in Wakanda, because why not.

Anything said suggesting they believe the other is pure joking. For now.

Peter also has met Tony and the Avengers and they know about him being Spider-Man.

Anyway

*inhales glitter*

See ya later!

*starts wheezing*