Spidey Boi
Uggggggh

Meme Queen
Lol

you good?

Spidey Boi
I neeeeeeeed sleeeeeeeeep

Zzzzz...

Meme Queen
ROTF 😂🤣😂

You guys still have sleep?

Spidey Boi
Okay so I'm wide awake now

Wth did I just read?

Meme Queen
Sleep is so old school

I can't believe you still use it

Spidey Boi
You're joking.

You're kidding right?

Lol.

Haha.

Got me so good.

Hello?

Meme Queen
Sorry I had to go get a meal patch

Spidey Boi
Meal patch?

Meme Queen
Yeah!

You're not still eating over there are you?

ROTF 😂🤣😂

Americans be cray.

Spidey Boi
What the heeeeeeeeck???

You're joking!

You've got to be joking!!

I'm not going to be able to sleep not knowing whether or not you're joking.

Meme Queen
Maybe I am

Maybe I'm not

Spidey Boi
C'mooooon

Don't do this to meeeeeeeee

I need to knooooooow

Meme Queen
Lol.

...

You still there?

Spidey?

Hello?

Oh come on.

Don't go A-Wall on me.

Hey!

Spidey Boi
Ugggh.

I'm sitting in a pool of blood.

Meme Queen
Pfft.

Seriously?

Dude!

Is it your blood ?

Spidey Boi
I think so

Meme Queen
What the heck

Where's it coming from?

Spidey Boi
Probably the stab wound.

Meme Queen
You got stabbed?!

Spidey Boi
Oh yeah definitely.

Someone tried to rob me lol.

I'm feeling a bit light headed.

Meme Queen
Dudeeeeee

Go to the hospital

Spidey Boi
Can't

I don't have insurance.

Meme Queen
Okay so I might be panicking...

One minute.

I know someone.

Shuri's POV

(Gamma Boi)

Young IQ
Hey

You know first aid right?

Gamma Boi
Uhhh.

Yeah.

Why?

Young IQ
A friend of mine got stabbed and can't go to the hospital.

What do I tell him to do?

Gamma Boi
Tell him to stuck it up and go to the freaking hospital!

Gosh

Kids these days

The heck.

Young IQ
I tried that.

Brb

(Spidey Boi)

Meme Queen
Okay so are you awake still?

Spidey Boi
Yeah.

Don't worry about the stab wound.

Meme Queen
Like heck I am

Spidey Boi
I got it taken care of I swear

I have a friend who wants to be a nurse so she knows a lot about first aid.

She helped me with it.

Meme Queen
Thank goodness!

Spidey Boi
Sorry I bothered you with it

I thought I was texting my other friend.

You're names on my phone are similar.

Meme Queen
What's she saved as?

Spidey Boi
MJ IS QUEEN

Meme Queen
Sweet

I gtg tell my other friend not to worry

Spidey Boi
Why?

Meme Queen
Cuz I was hoping he could give me first aid tips to give to you.

Spidey Boi
Oh.

K.

(Gamma Boi)

Young IQ
He got it taken care of so don't worry

Gamma Boi
I'm confused as heck

Young IQ
ROTF 😂🤣😂

Talk to ya later

Gamma Boi
That's not the proper reaction to someone being stabbed—

Peter's POV

Meme Queen
I'm gonna start a group chat is that okay?

Spidey Boi
Sure!

(Meme Queen's super awesome group chat for slightly weird peeps)

Spidey Boi
That's...

That's a long title.

?
Who is this?

Meme Queen
My new friend of course!

He's my age!

??
Really?

Meme Queen
I think so.

He's in high school.

Spidey Boi
I'm sixteen

Meme Queen
Same!

See?

?
Do we know this person?

IRL that is?

Meme Queen
Nope!

??
Sweet!

Hi Spidey !

Spidey Boi
Hi!

What should I call you?

Meme Queen
Ooo!

Call him Ag

??
What

?
???

Spidey Boi
Ooo K.

(Spidey Boi changed ? Name to Ag)

Ag
Why?

Meme Queen
Cuz we're nerds and Ag is silver on the periodic table and your hair is silver.

Spidey Boi
I was wondering why you wanted to call him Silver but I assumed I'd get an explanation after.

??
So what are you two gonna name me?

Meme Queen
Hey Spidey ever seen the older Scooby Doo movies?

Spidey Boi
I think I know where you're going—

(Meme Queen changed ?? Name to Hex Girl)

Spidey Boi
And I was right!

Hey Hex!

Hex Girl
I don't get it

Meme Queen
You need to watch the older Scooby Doo movies.

Spidey Boi
How old are they?

Ag
18

We're the Chaos Twins FYI.

Hex Girl
We don't know this kid...

Spidey Boi
I don't know you

Hex Girl
...

Fair point.

Spidey Boi
Is it just me or does anyone else get surprised when they actually get responses on the internet? The post I made on my blog gots like. 30 notes.

Meme Queen
Ooo! Cool!

Ag
Wow you run a blog?

Spidey Boi
Yea

I gtg.

Meme Queen
What's the excuse now?

Spidey Boi
Uhhh. Doc Ock is terrorizing people again.

Meme Queen
Sweet let me know how it goes

(A/N)
He lives!

Yay!

Anyway, just curious...

What do you guys think of Shuri x Peter?

I'm gonna head out.

*jumps on a Slitherwing*

Web ya later!