Text-thread: Louis and dumb-bum.

Louis: hi

dumb-bum: hello <3

dumb-bum: what are you up to?

Louis: just checking up on my significant other, wbu ?

dumb-bum: omg cute

dumb-bum: i'm eating my cookies and thinking about you :)

Louis: god

Louis: i wanna kiss you

dumb-bum: i wanna kiss you too..

Louis: you know , i was thinking

dumb-bum: go on

Louis: the fact that we both fancy each other, and we don't know each other's appearance nor gender, what does that say about us ? like, i thought i was one thing but if i'm willing to do this with you , then i'm probably pansexual , right?

Louis: maybe i'm way off, i don't know the terminology

dumb-bum: you don't have to label your sexuality if you don't want to

Louis: i know, it's just. before, i really thought i was ... this one thing. but i don't think i am

dumb-bum: it's kind of the same thing for me

dumb-bum: okay i'm gonna say something and i'm sorry if this is against the rules or whatever

dumb-bum: but i've only ever been with men

Louis: okay

Louis: i've only ever been with women

. . .

dumb-bum: oh

Louis: oh?

dumb-bum: nothing

dumb-bum: i just

Louis: no it's okay

Louis: you're a bloke, right ?

Louis: i want you , okay , it doesn't change a thing at all

dumb-bum: really??

Louis: i mean i've never considered it before but you're all i think about so it'd be such a waste if i just refused to try

. . .

dumb-bum: and what are you?

Louis: male , like you

dumb-bum: figured

dumb-bum: i knew i would somehow fuck this up

Louis: what ???? you haven't fucked up anything :(

Louis: i like you so much

dumb-bum: but i'm a guy and that's foreign to you. it's gonna be weird, isn't it?

Louis: not at all, i promise

Louis: pls try not to think of it like that . i like you in every single way. i like that you're a guy. okay?

dumb-bum: okay..

Louis: should we wait with the name reveals ? or do you wanna hop on that as well ?

dumb-bum: wdym, is your name not shrub?

Louis: ha ha

my plum: yeah we should wait

Louis: i think so too. this is enough for me to process right now

dumb-bum: yeah

Louis: you okay love?

dumb-bum: i ... feel like i let you down

Louis: no no no you haven't :( you're wonderful

dumb-bum: okay but that's my personality

Louis: it doesn't matter that you're a guy, okay? i suspected this you know

dumb-bum: you did??

Louis: yeah since way back

dumb-bum: like when?

Louis: idk after a few days of speaking to ye

dumb-bum: and you're okay with it?

Louis: yes , more than ok :) <3

dumb-bum: you said you've never considered being with a guy before though

Louis: obviously it's new and foreign and all that but i've grown used to the possibility as i've been texting you . it's not something that i'm irked by , i'm much more curious than scared

dumb-bum: are you still attracted to the thought of me?

Louis: babe i've thought of you as a guy for a long time , i just said :)

dumb-bum: oh

Louis: i'm massively attracted

dumb-bum: me too

dumb-bum: ok but have you realised you originally texted this number to chat up a pretty girl but you ended up catching feelings for a person with a dick?

Louis: i have but i'm more focused on the bum part than the dick part

dumb-bum: i mean i could've guessed

Louis: but like ... i like my dick so i'll probably like yours as well :D

dumb-bum: shrub :(

Louis: hey don't be insecure

dumb-bum: but :(

Louis: i'm giving that sad smiley face a virtual kiss

Louis: *sending*

Louis: *processing*

dumb-bum: *reveived*

Louis: how's that mouth now?

dumb-bum: turned :)

dumb-bum: i'm just scared you'll change your mind

Louis: don't think like that

Louis: i bet everything's gonna turn out just fine

dumb-bum: have you actually thought of me as a guy this whole time? like, fully?

Louis: yes

Louis: you're laddy

Louis: i noticed within the first couple days

Louis: not that i could ever know before you told me, but

Louis: you just seemed like someone with a dick, you know?

dumb-bum: ... you're really something else

Louis: hehe ;)

Louis: i bet you're really pretty

dumb-bum: don't

Louis: what? why?

Louis: i'm your partner, i wanna make your heart flutter a bit. can't i?

dumb-bum: i don't want you to have high expectations because what if i don't live up to them :(

Louis: no, you will :(

Louis: your heart is pretty , that's what i like

Louis: i want your heart, ok?

dumb-bum: the kernel of the plum?

Louis: awh, yeah :')

dumb-bum: i might have already given it to you

Louis: :)))) yeah there's something beating really fast in my hand, that might be it

Louis: oh wait that's my pulsating cock

dumb-bum: oh my god shut up

Louis: heyyy you can't deny that you like it now that you've admitted you like me ;)

dumb-bum: whatever

Louis: want a pic?

dumb-bum: no

Louis: joking

dumb-bum: were you, tho? hahaha

Louis: no, obviously not !

Louis: my nudes are for free whenever you'd like em

dumb-bum: your ego is enormous

Louis: you know what else is?

dumb-bum: i should've seen that one coming

Louis: i have proof ;)

dumb-bum: don't tempt me

Louis: :DDD

Louis: i'm ready to replace your lame 7 inch dildo, that's for sure

dumb-bum: wait...

Louis: hm?

dumb-bum: ok just processing that

Louis: yeah?

dumb-bum: we can move on now

Louis changed contact name from dumb-bum to my plum.

Louis: i'm going to bed anyway

Louis: it was nice making you blush

my plum: *sigh*

Louis: goodnight sunshine

my plum: :) goodnight bub

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