Text-thread: Louis and my harry.

Louis: babe babe babe

my harry: what's up?

Louis: i came out to my mates

my harry: did you???

my harry: that's amazing babe i'm so proud of you wtf (/◕ヮ◕)/

my harry: how did it go?

Louis: it was a little ... you know, awkward , i'd say. it's a group of three , alright and two of them were pretty normal , said "that's cool" and gave me a hug , then the third one was a bit weird . he seemed super shocked and said he'd never guessed that about me ... but honestly i kinda think he's closeted ??? maybe that's just my mind trying to justify his strange reaction, but yeah

my harry: was he mean about it?

Louis: no not really , just weird

my harry: what's his name?

Louis: zayn

Louis: honestly i think he's in love with his boss

my harry: what????

Louis: he talks about that bloke all the fucking time it's insane

Louis: in like , a romantic way, you know?

my harry: is that how you talk about me? (✿◠‿◠)

Louis: obviously baba

Louis: i text my mate niall about you all the time and he tells me to fuck off (honestly , he's just lonely and jealous that i have someone)

my harry: that makes me happy :)

my harry: my friends are rooting for us. although one of them has this whole theory that you're gonna turn out to be really weird and gross

Louis: what, why ????

my harry: because she's pessimistic about everything. i told her i know you're not gross because i've seen your dick and your hands and your thighs and, judging by the perfect trim of your pubes and the cleanliness of your fingernails, i think we're fine. and you have a big dick so i'm satisfied.

Louis: oh wow , you've really analysed my videos , have ya?

my harry: i mean, i've just watched them a lot (like every day).

Louis: pervert

my harry: as IF you don't wank to my nudes all day every day

Louis: :O

Louis: are there security cameras around here ??

my harry: be honest. do you look at them more than you watch porn?

Louis: i barely watch porn anymore

Louis: i've lost my chavvy temperament , i'm a full-blown husband now you know

my harry: so you're not chavvy anymore because you jack off to pictures of my arse?

Louis: exactly . i've committed

my harry: how romantic

my harry: what are we gonna get up to when we meet up, then? do i take you out? or do you wanna surprise me with something?

Louis: sounds like you're asking for a surprise

my harry: i wasn't hehe

Louis: i have something in mind alright

Louis: (besides the diddly doo)

my harry: the diddly what

Louis: the frick frack

my harry: you're 12

Louis: a 12 inch ? not quite , sorry

my harry: LOUIS

my harry: so you're expecting me to just give up my body on the first date

Louis: yes , yes i am

my harry: should i be insulted?

Louis: you and i both know we won't be able to keep our hands off of each other . i'd rather starve

my harry: you're right :) i need cock

Louis: mine's available . just wanna make that clear

my harry: you talk about gay sex a lot for someone who's never done anal

Louis: i—

Louis: why am i embarrassed

my harry: because you should be

Louis: don't belittle me ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

my harry: is that possible? you're 5'9, you're already little

Louis: i'm breaking up with you

my harry: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Louis: no i'm not

my harry: yeah you're not

my harry: so what's your plan for the date, tiny one? (｡♥‿♥｡)

. . .

my harry: are you ignoring me

my harry: you're not gonna grow just because you're waiting for time to pass. you're 28, babe, this is it.

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my harry: i like that you're tiny c'mon (ノ_<。)

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my harry: LOUIS

Louis: apologise

my harry: i'm SORRY you're not tiny

Louis: :)

my harry: not your dick anyway

Louis: (눈_눈)

Louis: i have ROBUST thighs , a big cock , an even bigger arse , and a big mf heart okay ? 〴⋋_⋌〵 not tiny

my harry: fine okay

my harry: you have a big arse?

Louis: let's not go further into it i don't want you to get envious

my harry: (ノಠ_ಠ)ノ

my harry: are you saying you think your own arse is nicer than mine

Louis: nicer is one thing , bigger is another

my harry: but bigger IS nicer :(

Louis: not in this case , no

my harry: you lie .·'¯'(>▂<)'¯'·.

Louis: no (っ・_・)ノ"(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)

my harry: ผ(•̀_•́ผ)

Louis: you have a perfect bum stop being a little brat

my harry: send me a pic of yours

Louis: no that's weird

my harry: whAT whY??

Louis: because i'm daddy

my harry: you're a twat

Louis: i'm just daddy

my harry: i clearly remember you asking if i could fuck you sometime

Louis: that did not happen

my harry: yes it did

my harry: [inserted screenshot]

my harry: apparently you "can't know which role you prefer before you've tried them both", huh?

Louis: i did not say that

my harry: twat

Louis: ok fine i did but i'm only admitting because you have proof

Louis: anyways i'm daddy

my harry: i KNOW you're daddy you don't have to whine about it

Louis: (^‿^)

my harry: (a daddy who's also a twink that wants to get fucked)

Louis: (⨪_⨪)

Louis: i deserve to know what it feels like

my harry: you DESERVE my dick up your arse?

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my harry: stop ignoring me

my harry: you can have my dick it's ok

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my harry: come back .·'¯'(>▂<)'¯'·.

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my harry: i'm sorry daddy

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my harry: i won't judge you for wanting to be a little bit versatile, ok baby?

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Louis: don't call me baby again

my harry: hi baby

Louis: i'm not baby

my harry: we're both baby

Louis: you're the babiest

my harry: fully agreed

my harry: so what's the plan for when we meet?

Louis: it's confidential

my harry: you're just saying that because you don't have a plan

Louis: i do have a plan

Louis: you're a mean boyfriend today i don't like you anymore

my harry: ◕_◕

my harry: i'm sowwy

Louis: shush

my harry: ಥ_ಥ

Louis: go away

my harry: but i'm baby .·'¯'(>▂<)'¯'·.

Louis: mean

my harry: i'm sowwy ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

Louis: mhm

my harry: [inserted picture from camera roll]

. . .

Louis: this is your way of problem-solving ? sending an arse pic ?

my harry: wait i can't tell if you're actually mad or not i'm scared

Louis: see ? i'm daddy

my harry: ok phew

Louis: nice photo

my harry: thanks (^‿^)

Louis: c'mere (づ￣ ³￣)づ

my harry: okie daddy ლ('ڡ'ლ)

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