Text-thread: Louis and my plum.

Louis: hi

my plum: i'm busy bye

Louis: ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

my plum: you're a meanie

Louis: fine i'm sorry for not sexting you

Louis: happy ?

my plum: no

Louis: [inserted picture from camera roll] happy now ?

my plum: \(☉ᗝ☉)/

my plum: HOW DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT

Louis: what?

my plum: it's so ... perfect

my plum: dicks are not supposed to be pretty what are you EATING?

Louis: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

my plum: did you take that picture now or

Louis: no that was a few hours ago

my plum: and your first thought wasn't to send it to me? >:(

Louis: i took it so i could make you stop whining when i needed to

my plum: hmph

my plum: i'm saving it for later

my plum: what are you up to?

Louis: watching a show under a blanket with fluffy socks on

my plum: aw aw aw (✿◠‿◠)

my plum: i wanna cuddle u

Louis: i'd treat you so well

my plum: i know

my plum: i'd cook for you

Louis: i'd eat it and then eat you

my plum: hehe

my plum: do your mates know?

Louis: that i eat ass?

my plum: .__.

my plum: about me..

Louis: most of them know of our interactions and how i feel about you and all of that

Louis: they don't know you're a guy tho

my plum: oh

Louis: i mean , i kind of hinted it to one of my mates , but the others don't know

my plum: so ... you refer to me as a girl?

Louis: no !! fuck, no, absolutely not

Louis: i told them we kept it anonymous , i just haven't told em we revealed our genders

my plum: why exactly?

Louis: i know why you're asking and i'm not ashamed, alright

Louis: i'm just scared of how they'll react, you know ? what if one of them's secretly homophobic, or something ? i'm not ready for that chat

my plum: okay

Louis: hey, did i say something stupid ?

my plum: no, you're fine

Louis: don't do that

Louis: tell me what's wrong

my plum: you didn't do anything i'm just.. i don't know. i feel like a burden. if i'd been a girl this had been so much easier..

Louis: what ???

Louis: no

my plum: no?

Louis: this couldn't get easier

Louis: i want you , it's that easy

my plum: i have a dick

Louis: nice, let me lick ?

my plum: lmao

my plum: so you're not like ... appalled?

Louis: dicks are awesome

Louis: think about it, i can jerk us both off at the same time

Louis: with ONE fist

Louis: :D

my plum: why are you cute even when you say stuff like this

Louis: :*

Louis: that's me kissing your dick

my plum: ok i'm fine now you can stop trying to confince me you're queer

Louis: *waving pride flag*

Louis: hi everyone, i'm louis and i think i'm gay :D

my plum: ...

Louis: what? i might be

my plum: i know but

Louis: am i making you uncomfortable ? let's talk about something else

. . .

Louis: hello? did i say something ? pls answer

my plum: sorry i just ...

my plum: your ... name is louis?

. . .

Louis: ...

Louis: how..

my plum: you just said, you idiot

Louis: oh my god

Louis: fuck

Louis: i'm so sorry

my plum: no! it's fine :')

Louis: no it's not???? i wanna know your name if you know mine

my plum: hehe :)

Louis: stop this immediately

my plum: do you pronounce it lewis or lewie?

Louis: it's actually pronounced levi's

my plum: stop

my plum: tell me, lewis or lewie?

Louis: louis

my plum: don't make me yell

Louis: what are you gonna yell ? my name ? you don't know how to say it

my plum: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Louis: ok it's lewie

my plum: is it? (◕ω◕✿)

Louis: yeah

my plum: that's cute ✿♥‿♥✿

Louis: do you think ?

my plum: yeah. can i call you lou?

Louis: course babe

my plum: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Louis: what's your name then ?

my plum: wdym? it's plum

Louis: ( ･᷄ ︵･᷅ )

my plum: (づ￣ ³￣)づ c'mere lou

Louis: no

my plum: yes.

Louis: no.

my plum: don't be difficult now

Louis: i wanna know your name

my plum: you haven't known it for months, you can go a while longer

Louis: NO ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

my plum: calm down louis

Louis: stop saying my name

my plum: louis?

Louis: i'm gonna punch you

my plum: what do you think my name is?

Louis: something pretty

my plum: ♥‿♥

Louis: c'mon..

Louis: i'm dying over here

my plum: fine

my plum: it's harry

Louis: aw, really?

my plum: yes, really

Louis: that is pretty :)

my plum: i'm blushing a little

Louis: (づ｡◕‿◕｡)づ

my plum: ღ(｡◕‿◕｡ღ)

Louis changed contact name from my plum to my harry.

Louis: so, louis and harry, huh ?

my harry: it has a ring to it, don't it?

Louis: that's what i thought

my harry: more importantly though, i don't think i know anyone called louis

Louis: and i don't know anyone called harry

Louis: besides harry potter

Louis: he's not my mate though so we're fine

my harry: ha ha

Louis: when's the face reveal then?

my harry: don't be so quick!

Louis: i'm not saying i'm gonna send you a selfie , relax

my harry: i have an idea

Louis: what, babe ?

my harry: i um, was thinking about what we said about you coming to manchester, and um, maybe you could come ... next weekend ?? perhaps. maybe? and then we could just meet up, and that'd be the face reveal :)

Louis: AW HARRY (ᵔᴥᵔ)

my harry: that's weird don't say my name

Louis: i like your name shut up

Louis: i am free tho, next weekend :)

my harry: yeah? :)

Louis: YES :*

my harry: so you'll come friday evening and then go home late sunday afternoon?

Louis: sounds fantastic

my harry: omg

Louis: exciting huh?

my harry: yes yes yes

my harry: i'm finally gonna see you

Louis: and i'm finally getting laid

my harry: LOUIS

Louis: :D

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