Text-thread: Louis and plum.

Louis: i have a headache pls give me cuddles :(

plum: (>.__.)>

Louis: omg cute

Louis: i'm really anxious, can you like, be my shoulder to cry on for a little bit ?

plum: oh :( sure, what's wrong?

Louis: i'm sort of having like a bit of a crisis

Louis: i'm 28 and i feel like i've done nothing with my life and i just want to find my path and my soulmate and ... yeah. i just wanna settle down and be happy with my profession and my mates and my ... life in general

plum: you're not happy now?

Louis: not at all

plum: what makes you happy then?

Louis: squishy arse cheeks :(

plum: .__.

Louis: sorry i have to make jokes when i get uncomfy lol

plum: i get it

Louis: i do love good arse tho

plum: i've understood that, yes

Louis: anyway :D

Louis: *faking happiness*

Louis: i just wanna feel love , like , receive it and give it. and have a job that i wanna go to every morning without feeling dread at the mere thought. i wanna feel good about stuff , you know?

plum: i can relate to that

plum: you should go out more then. meet new people and discover what you like so you can create the lifestyle you crave

Louis: that's true

plum: what do you like, though? besides a good arse

Louis: music

Louis: psychology

Louis: writing ... actually

plum: can you play an instrument?

Louis: a little bit of piano and guitar. just a lil

plum: do you sing?

Louis: in the shower, maybe

Louis: (if i'm not masturbating)

plum: lol

plum: i sing too

Louis: aw, do you?

plum: why aw?

Louis: coz you're cute and a cute person singing is aw

plum: how can i be cute? i'm still a faceless avatar

Louis: with a cute personality :)

Louis: maybe i should just become a pornstar. at least then i know i'd be good at my job

plum: i made a porno once

Louis: whAt

plum: hehe

Louis: show me it

plum: never

Louis: is it an actual skit? or just a sex tape

plum: a skit

Louis: NO WAY

Louis: like, getting fucked by the pizza delivery guy?

plum: HAHAHA

plum: what makes you think i fuck with guys?

Louis: i mean, you could *be* the pizza guy

Louis: or pizza girl

Louis: but i feel like you're getting fucked. i'm getting that vibe

plum: what vibe do i give off?

Louis: bratty sub

Louis: yummy

plum: so you're a top?

Louis: well, i'm dominant

plum: well, you're a top too, aren't you?

Louis: well, yeah

Louis: now tell me more about this skit

Louis: how's your acting?

plum: top notch actually

plum: i had to fake an american accent

Louis: ew why

plum: because it was a college locker room skit in cali

Louis: locker room????

Louis: how dirty of you

Louis: is this on pornhub?

plum: no lmao it was just something i did with some friends

Louis: what????i wish i had friends like that

Louis: so you got fucked in a locker room, hm?

Louis: i'm thinking this either a footballer/cheerleader-, a cheerleader/cheerleader situation or just a massive gay orgy

plum: ha

Louis: what ;)

plum: which one do you want it to be?

Louis: honestly now that i think about it , it might be all three at once ! the whole class just going at each other. the more the merrier

plum: i'm laughing so hard rn

Louis: oh so i'm way off

plum: well, it was a threesome

Louis: :O

plum: :)

Louis: was it ... good?

plum: yes

plum: i like all attention on me

Louis: oh?

Louis: OH???

Louis: >:)

Louis: lemme make a wild guess

Louis: one girl two guys

plum: i won't say anything

Louis: three guys :O

plum: keeping my mouth shut

Louis: three girls :O

plum: you're not gonna get an answer

Louis: are you sure your "friends" didn't put this on pornhub? i might go do some searching

plum: HAHAHA NO

Louis: ugh

Louis: this sucks

Louis: i wanna have sex

plum: then go do it

Louis: with who????

plum: a friend?

Louis: what type of friends do you have????

Louis: hold on, is this some type of mutual agreement you have with all of your friends ? if so, pls remember to inform me once we're considered friends and when you wanna fuck, okay?

plum: you're so bizarre

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