Text-thread: Louis and plum.

Louis: might've found your porno

plum: a locker room skit?

Louis: yeah they're all british with really bad, fake american accents

plum: it's not on the internet you shouldn't even bother looking

Louis: OR maybe you're saying that so i'll stop looking because you don't want me to find it ??? ;)

Louis: anyways are you ginger ?

plum: no

Louis: see , that could be a lie

plum: could it, now?

Louis: anyways i like this porno so i hope it's you

plum: send me the link

Louis: [link to pornhub attached]

. . .

plum: mine's better

Louis: send a link ? ;)

plum: no

Louis: well then :/

Louis: what have you been doing today then ? filmed another porno ?

plum: i've been reading

Louis: you weren't lying when you called yourself a nerd

plum: art nerd* >:(

Louis: nerd*

Louis: but hey , everyone likes a nerd

plum: hmph

plum: what have you been up to

Louis: ah, you're interested ? :D

plum: i'm being polite

Louis: well i actually went to the mall and i found this cologne or perfume , and it's unisex, so it made me think of you , since i don't know who you are. it was really good ! i think you should buy it

plum: what???

Louis: yeah , that'll be your way of accepting my friend request

Louis: a secret bond

Louis: plus , you'd also smell good. and that's coming from someone who's sniffed a lot of people

Louis: what do you say ? :D

plum: i don't even know which one it is

Louis: don't worry i took a picture :)

Louis: [inserted picture from camera roll]

plum: no

Louis: just go smell it

plum: now???

Louis: no, when you have the chance

plum: are you trying to claim me?

Louis: yeah cause you're mine :)

Louis changed contact name from plum to my plum.

my plum: i'll smell it but i won't buy it

Louis: at least i tried

Louis: anyways i'll go back to watching porn

my plum: you do that a lot

Louis: you inspire me you lil pornstar

my plum: ( ;___;)

Louis: don't be offended , sex workers are lovely people too

my plum: i made ONE porno

Louis: that's more than most people

my plum: i should never have mentioned it to you

Louis: let's watch together

Louis: here's the next one on the list [link to pornhub attached]

Louis: it's trending so it has to be good

. . .

my plum: i don't like it

Louis: me neither

Louis: let's do this one [link to pornhub attached]

. . .

my plum: hm. that was something else.

Louis: that was fantastic

Louis: you know , i thought doing this would help me figure out what you like but that didn't really reveal anything since this was a massive orgy and i can't know which part of the video you liked the most

Louis: it's as mixed as it can get

Louis: which is refreshing

Louis: but maybe you only like the hetero parts . or only the gay parts . or only the girl on girl parts . or the guy on guy parts . or all of it . i can't know for sure D:

my plum: why are you so curious?

Louis: because i wanna know if you'd be attracted to me dummy

my plum: you're too deep into this

my plum: what if i'm ugly?

Louis: i don't care it's the thought that counts :)

my plum: are you saying you think i'd be attracted to you if i'm attracted to your gender?

Louis: oh absolutely

my plum: i wish i had that confidence

Louis: aw babie let's cuddle :*

my plum: no

Louis: let's watch another porno?

my plum: sure

Louis: i—

Louis: are you using me for sex?

my plum: yeah i am

Louis: how naughty of you

Louis: let's watch some arse licking

my plum: (o__o)

my plum: sure

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