Hot people
(Phantom troupe groupchat)

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
Y'all ever wonder if your life is a
book or somethin-

2 people are now online

Shalnark
Now I do-

Mother
That's literally the dumbest thing
I've ever heard

Cool kid
No like hear me out-

Cool kid
I get added to a random chat that's
not very common then I get to stay-
that's also not common-

Cool kid
and your all trying to make
sure I don't know your murders-

Chrollo is now online

Chrollo
We're not murderers

Cool kid
Then where do you all work??

Cool kid
Because this is a "work" chat

Cool kid
Plus what work has so little dress
code that one of you is a clo-

Hisoka is now online

Hisoka
Magician*~

Cool kid
But what job do y'all have-

Chrollo
That's private however we're all to
nice to be murderers aren't we?

Cool kid
Y'all being nice could be a act- or
Y'all are nice to people you like

Cool kid
Not all murderers are heartless-

Shalnark
You think I'm acting 😢

Shalnark
I thought we were friends 💔

Cool kid
Manipulation🧐

Shalnark
Ouch 😭💔

Cool kid
It makes sense-

Mother
The book has no plot then

Cool kid
Fair point- but it could be fanfiction
or something

Cool kid
I'm just saying it's possible-

Mother
I think I lost brain cells listening
to you-

Cool kid
It's possible tho-

Shalnark
😭💔😭💔

Cool kid
Sorry?

Chrollo
It's possible not likely though

Cool kid
See-

Mother
I think I would know if I was
in a show or book

Cool kid
True-

Cool kid
I'm bored tho-

Mom is now online

Mom
Every fucking day!

Cool kid
I have nothing to do tho-

Mom
Get a hobby

Cool kid
No thanks-

Mom
😐

Cool kid
But I'm boreddd-

Hisoka
What do you want to do darling~

Mother
😒

Mom
😒

Cool kid
Idk-

1 new notification from unnamed groupchat
(Gons groupchat)

Cool kid
Ima go-

Shalnark
Same-

2 people are now offline

Hisoka
Hm~?

Mom
Tf?

Unnamed groupchat
(Gons Groupchat)

2 people are now online

Gon<3
Hi guys!

Y/n<3
Hi!

Shalnark<3
Hello!

Y/n<3 has changed Unnamed groupchats name to <3Gons groupchat<3

Y/n<3
Wyd?

Gon<3
Nothing u guys?

Shalnark<3
Nothing-

Y/n<3
Same-

Y/n<3
Any ideas on what to do?

Shalnark<3
No 🥲

Gon<3
No😔

Y/n<3
uhhhhhh text random numbers?

Gon<3
Sure-

Shalnark<3
I thought you were bored of that??

Y/n<3
Yeah- it's better than nothing tho

Gon<3
Should we do lyric pranks or regular
pranks??

Y/n<3
Idk- shal?

Shalnark<3
Lyrics Ig-

Gon<3
What song tho-

Y/n<3
Numb little bug?

Shalnark<3
Yes!

Gon<3
I love that song!

Y/n<3
I didn't expect you to listen to
it-

Gon<3
Y?

Y/n<3
Idk- you seem happy?

Gon<3
I'll be happy when I see my dad-

Y/n<3
Wait a minute- Shal do you have a
dad?

Shalnark<3
No 😔

Y/n<3 has changed <3Gons groupchat<3s name to Fatherless children

Y/n<3
Perfect-

Gon<3
Another fatherless child

Shalnark<3
Another fatherless child

Y/n<3
Another fatherless child

Shalnark<3
The lyric prank tho-

Y/n<3
Oh right- first number
***-***-****

Gon<3
K

Unknown number

Shalnark
I don't feel a single thing

Unknown number
Hi?

Gon
Have the pills done too much

Unknown number
Who are y'all-

You
Haven't caught up with my friends
in weeks

Unknown number
You should do that-

Shalnark
And now we're outta touch

Unknown number
I don't even know y'all-

Gon
I've been driving in L.A.

Unknown number
You shouldn't tell me where you
are-

You
And the world it feels too big

Shalnark
Like a floating ball that's bound to
break

Gon
Snap my psyche like a twig

Unknown number
Y'all need a therapist-

You
And I just wanna see if you feel the
same as me

Unknown number
T h e r a p y

Shalnark
Do you ever get a little bit tired of
life

Gon
Like you're not really happy but you
don't wanna die

Unknown number
Isn't this the song from TikTok-

You
Like your hanging by a thread but
you gotta survive

Unknown number
this is a lyric prank-

Unknown number
I'm at work if you all could please
stop-

Gon
Alright Ig-

Unknown number
Thank you

Fatherless children
(Gons groupchat)

Y/n<3
They were nice-

Gon<3
Yeah! We should do it again!

Shalnark<3
Yeah

Y/n<3
Mk ***-***-****

Unknown number

Shalnark
I don't feel a single thing

Unknown number
Wrong number

Gon
Have the pills done to much

You
Haven't caught up with my friends in
weeks

Unknown number
And now we're outta touch (pick a
less obvious song next time)

Shalnark
That was too quick-

Unknown number
It's the most obvious song ever 😐

You
Fair

Fatherless children
(Gons groupchat)

Y/n<3
Another?

Gon<3
Sure!

Shalnark<3
K

Y/n<3
***-***-****

Unknown number

Shalnark
I don't feel a single thing

Unknown number
Same

Gon
Have the pills done to much

Unknown number
Idk- who u be

You
Haven't caught up with my friends in
weeks

Shalnark
And now we're outta touch

Unknown number
Numb little bug?

Shalnark
L-

You
Maybe the song is to obvious-

Unknown number
Every depressed teen would know
it 😑

You
Fair

Fatherless children
(Gons groupchat)

Gon
One more!

You
Kk ***-***-****

Unknown number

Shalnark
I don't feel a single thing

Gon
Have the pills done to much

Unknown number
Who are you?

You
Haven't caught up with my friends in
weeks

Shalnark
And now we're outta touch

Unknown number
I've been driving in L.A.

Gon
Oof-

Unknown number
Bye-

Fatherless children
(Gons groupchat)

Y/n<3
L there's to many depressed teens to
do that song-

Gon<3
Oof- I gotta go tho

Shalnark<3
L and bye

Y/n<3
Bye

Gon<3 is now offline

Y/n<3
Ima go to I'll be back later-

Shalnark<3
Bye-

Y/n<3 is now offline
Shalnark<3 is now offline

(SpongeBob narrator voice)
A few hours later

Hot people
(Phantom troupe groupchat)

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
I'll always come back

Shalnark is now online

Shalnark
Seriously 😐

Cool kid
Not my fault I'm bored again

Shalnark
😑

Shalnark
🧚‍♀️✨🥰I was having a bad day 💖😍
💫 you made it worse🧚‍♀️🥰💖✨

Cool kid
Bitch-

Cool kid
🥰💫🧚‍♀️ aww you snapped 🧚‍♀️❤️✨
Next time make it your neck💫😍💖💖

Shalnark
Your going somewhere real high
🧚‍♀️💫💫😍 remember to jump off
🥰❤️✨

Cool kid
Everyone has an outlet 💖🧚‍♀️💫💖✨
Stick a fork in yours 🥰🥰✨💖✨💫

Shalnark
🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️❤️💫🧚‍♀️ YOUR BEAUTIFUL
😍🥰💫💫✨now notice how it's not in lowercase? That's because it's all cap 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️✨✨💖❤️

Cool kid
Keep smiling 🧚‍♀️💖💖✨💫💫 Yellow
is my favorite color 🥰🥰🧚‍♀️💖❤️💫

Shalnark
Ouch-

Shalnark
Keep your chin up 🧚‍♀️💞💞💫💫✨
It doesn't matter which one 💞💫💖🧚‍♀️

Cool kid
🥰😍😍✨💖Yeah you ate that 🧚‍♀️✨🥰
Along with everything else in your
fridge🥰💖🧚‍♀️✨✨💫

Shalnark
💫✨🧚‍♀️ I just poured myself a glass
of milk🥺🥺❤️✨🧚‍♀️ pity you can't do
the same, he never brought it back did
he?💫💫🧚‍♀️💞✨🧚‍♀️

Cool kid
😧😧

Cool kid
You went there-

Cool kid
🥺💖💞🧚‍♀️💫I made you a necklace
❤️✨🧚‍♀️💞💫💫it's hanging from the
ceiling 🥺🥰🥰💖

Shalnark
Before I saw you I didn't know what
being alive felt like✨🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️💫💞🥰
now I wish I was never born😍❤️🥺
✨💞💖

Cool kid
💞✨🧚‍♀️🥰I'm sure you'll go to heaven
😍🥺🥰💫💫💞why don't we try it💞
✨🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

Mom is now online

Mom
Wtf are you doing your blowing up my
phone

Cool kid
Backread-

(SpongeBob narrator voice)
A few minutes later

Mom
😐

Shalnark
Lol-

Mom
🧚‍♀️✨😍❤️💫People like you inspire
me 💖💞✨✨😍to end it all🥰😍💫

Mom is now offline

Cool kid
😧

Shalnark
😧

Cool kid
Tf?

Shalnark
Im shooketh

Cool kid
Hehhhhhh!?

Shalnark
Since uh when

Cool kid
How tf-

Shalnark
I am confusion

Cool kid
Same but-

Cool kid
🥰😍🧚‍♀️💖💞✨You look so peaceful
when you sleep 💫💫😍❤️💞now
don't wake up ❤️💖✨💫😍

Shalnark
You wanna go-

Shalnark
Everyone is a gift from god✨💫💖
hope your parents kept the
receipt🥰❤️💞💫

Cool kid
🥰💖💫😍🧚‍♀️I want you to be the Sun
in my life 💖🧚‍♀️😍💫✨94 million miles
away from me💖🥰💫✨✨

Shalnark
You could've told me to be like your
dad

Cool kid
😭😭😭

Shalnark
Never stop improving❤️💞🧚‍♀️😍💫💫
cause you have a long way to go🥺✨💖

Cool kid
💖💫💞🥰Look on the bright side
🧚‍♀️💞🥰✨I hope it blinds you💫💫🥰

Shalnark
💫💖🥰🧚‍♀️Don't listen to the haters
💞🧚‍♀️🥰✨agree with them

Cool kid
🥺🥺💖✨💫It's cool how hammocks
hang on trees 💖🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🥺🥰you should
be a hammock🥺💖🥰💫💫

Shalnark
💞💫🥰🥰💖I thought everyone was
born with a talent ❤️🧚‍♀️✨🥺💖clearly
not you💞💖🥰🥺🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

Cool kid
❤️💫💫💖💞You're on top of the
world 💞🧚‍♀️💫💖now jump😍✨
💫💖

Chrollo is now online

Chrollo
💫💞💞✨✨All good things must
come to an end❤️🥰💞✨🧚‍♀️this isn't
good but it must end❤️🥰✨🥺😍

Cool kid
I expected that-

Shalnark
Pretty sure he's telling us to stop-

Cool kid
But then I'd be bored-

3 people are now online

Mother
Nobody cares

Mom
I really don't care

Hisoka
I have some ideas~

Mom
No.

Mother
No.

Chrollo
No.

Shalnark
No.

Cool kid
No. Also- I'm boredddddd

Mom
😐

Mother
😑

Cool kid
Fine I'll find something to do myself😢

Cool kid is now offline

Mom
Finally 🙄

5 people are now offline