I'm back! God it's been forever-

After the match I headed to the 200th floor, after giving Killu his robots of course. Why was I going to the 200th floor? I have no fucking idea. The joys of being an idiot.

"Hey isn't that the person Kastro's scared of?" Sombody whispered. That banana guy?

"Yeah, they must be pretty strong if Kastro's scared of them." The other person whispered back.

"I heard that they called Hisoka a whore, that must mean that they're stronger than Hisoka!" Someone else added. I- sure. Whatever y'all say.

"Apparently Riehlvelt scheduled a fight with them.." That disabled guy?

"I bet he's going to die, that or he won't show up."

I got bored of listening to idiot 1, 2, and 3, deciding that annoying Hisoka was a much better option.

I knocked on Hisoka's door, because that's how doors work, you beat them until people pay attention to you. Thank you Killua for that valuable information.

"Here to steal my food again darling?~" Hisoka asked after opening the door.

"Obviously." I replied, entering the room. I grabbed some candy before finding a good counter to sit on.

I was now sitting crisscross on a counter while eating candy, as one does. Hisoka grabbed a bag of candy for himself, sitting on a table across from me.

"You're a bad influence darling~ I haven't ate anything but candy the past two days~" Hisoka stated.

"How is that a bad thing? I've only ate candy for the past four days." I replied. Candy>real food any day.

"Fair~"

"So, did the banana ever ask you about your Nen abilities?" I asked.

"He did~" Well that's surprising. "He seemed terrified as well~ what did you do?~"

"I have no idea, he seemed surprised at the fact that I called you a whore though." I replied.

"Oh~ People here tend to jump to conclusions quite quickly~ I wonder what rumors there are this time~"

"People think I'm some sort of god or some shit."

"Oh~ That might scare away your opponent~"

"It probably did, word gets around fast apparently." I responded.

"That's a shame~ I wanted to see you fight~" Hisoka replied. Sucks.

"Be careful, you're pedophile is showing." I remarked.

"I can take your candy privileges away~" Hisoka threatened. You wouldn't dare. I will kill myself.

"No."

"Hm~ I need a new way to test your progress then~" He stated.

"...I feel like my life is in danger an I don't like it.." Only I get to kill me.

"Don't worry~ I won't hurt you to bad~" Hisoka replied, jumping down from the table. Time to go kill my self! I, reluctantly, jumped down from the counter.

And that's the story of how I died!

I'm (sadly) joking, that's how I got trapped into sparring with Hisoka. Long story short, I was almost killed more times than I can count, but seeing how I only have the willpower to count to eight right now that doesn't mean much.

"I'm starting to think that you just want to see me under you." I stated, being pinned to the wall yet again.

"Don't worry~  that's just a bonus~" Hisoka replied, finally moving away from me. Pedo. Hot pedo, yes. But still a pedo.

"Yeah yeah, how many more times are you going to beat my ass before I can go back to stealing your food?" I questioned, starting yet another spar with Hisoka.

"Until you start actually trying~" Hisoka said. I may have forgot to mention that I was purposely letting Hisoka win to annoy him. Not that I could beat him if I tried, but I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of actually fighting me. That's what you get, fucking bitch. Let me steal your candy.

I got hit with a card, which I could have easily dodged, allowing Hisoka to pin me to the wall again.

"I'm starting to think you just like being under me~" Hisoka stated. No.

"That's a minus, I'm trying to see how long it takes to annoy you." I replied. Hisoka sighed, moving away from me.

"What will it take to get you to actually fight?~" Hisoka questioned, tossing a water bottle at me.

"I'm not planning on actually trying anytime soon." I replied, taking a sip of water.

"Why not?~" Hisoka asked, now walking towards me. Survival instincts say run, but ego says no. Always listen to your ego. You'll have a more likely chance of dying, that's always a good thing.

"Answer me~" Hisoka said, now right in front of me. Y'know what you never want to do in theses situations? Stay silent. So that's exactly what I did. Why? Because I'm a suicidal piece of shit!

"Y/n~" Hisoka coaxed, stepping closer. I stepped back, because I'm not that suicidal. Haha, god help me. Hisoka pinned me to the wall yet again, meaning that I'm going to die.

"Fuck off." I said, to which Hisoka just smirked. Well shit. Time to die. Please kill me. If there is a god out there somewhere, kill me now. I'm literally begging you.

"And why would I want to do that?~" Hisoka asked. Fucking pedo bitch. Jinx, my lord and savior, help me! (Yes I'm going to use praising Jinx to fix plot holes so I can be lazy 😌)

"I'm still not going to fight you." I stated. "Can I go back to stealing your candy now?" I asked. Hisoka sighed, though, luckily, allowed me to leave, giving me one thing to be grateful for in this life. Thank you Jinx, my lord and savior.

"Fine~ I'm still going to have to fight you~" Hisoka mentioned. Haha, fuck no. And then I killed myself.

I'm joking, I only burned down a couple hospitals! And then I went home, and thought about dying for the next eight hours, as you do.

After that, the next week or so was filled with bribing Killua with choco-robots, training Kalluto, annoying Hisoka, and wanting to die. Otherwise known as: the usual.

Oh yeah, I also had my match against one of the disabled disappointments, but he didn't show up so that didn't really matter. (If this offensive to anyone please tell me I'll gladly edit it out!)

"Hand over the choco-robots bitch!" Killua shouted, now chasing me around my room.

"Never!" I shouted back, running out of the room, Killua not far behind. And that's how that day went.

Gon and Killua were approaching the 200th floor, neither of them knowing Nen yet. I'm way to lazy to teach them though... oh well, they probably won't die.

I also forced Kalluto and Killua to hangout, because I would have to be blind to not see that Kalluto wanted his attention. I also set Gon and Killua up on a couple of dates, so far things were working well.

Kalluto's training went pretty well, he mainly focused on Ren, I also taught him En just in case.

I ended up working on my ability, though I wasn't having much progress, and by that I meant: Why can't I be a fucking specialist!?!?

I entered my room, seeing how Gon and Killua passed the 100th floor we each had our own room.

...

...

"Okay, how the fuck are you here?" I questioned, staring at Jinx, who was sitting on my bed.

"Baby I'm not even here, I'm a hallucination." Jinx replied.

"Oh, ok."

...

Wait a fucking second!?

"You are a idiot, human." Jinx stated.

"I am aware." I replied. "You going to explain the whole talking to me thing? Because I haven't slept in two weeks and I think I'm going insane." I asked.

"A: You should sleep. B: I'm a god, I'm bored, Illumi's on a mission." Jinx answered.

"Nice nice, also that's a no on the sleeping."

"I can and will knock you out."

"...Ok how the fuck are you talking to me again? Is this some telepathy thing or?.."

"Yes, this is telepathy, you can stop talking aloud, unless you want to sound crazy." Jinx replied.

"That's fucking weird.. am I high?" I said, well thought.

"No, you are sleep deprived though, now sleep." Jinx replied.

Next thing I knew I was waking up. Jinx you betrayed me!

"Stop being dramatic inferior creature."  Okay so the whole Jinx thing was real.. "Of course it was real, now feed me."

"So you're a god, but can't open a fridge or create food or some shit?" I asked, grabbing a couple slices of ham from the fridge.

"Of course I can, I just want to force you to do work." Jinx replied.

"So.. How long until Illumi finds you?" I questioned.

"Two weeks or less."

"50,000 that it takes over two weeks."

"50,000 it takes less than two weeks." And that's how I started a bet with a literal cat. "I'm not just a cat, stupid human."

"Yeah, I have no proof of that." I replied.

"We are literally speaking telepathically right now." Jinx stated.

"I'm just sleep deprived."

"Would you like me to knock you out again?" No! Nope! No thank you! Sleep is for the weak.

"You aren't just a cat."

"Good."

"So, what are you the god of anyway?" I asked.

Word count: 1813

Fun Facts:

• Yeah I really didn't have a lot of ideas for this chapter so I just added 🛐Jinx🛐 cause why not? 😃

• I'm going to look at all your ideas for what Jinx should be the god of and see what I like- because I have 0 working braincells

• I haven't slept :) sleep=weakness I'm weak as fuck but I don't wanna sleep lol-

Important!

Do you want to join a cult?

Do you like cornbread?

I have no idea what I'm doing but Edel-chan  is in a cornbread cult and I'm promoting it Ig-

There's some book thingy I think- idk asks Edel-

(As you can see I am very experienced 😌💅 Please just pretend that this was so amazing that you instantly want to join the cult-)

ALSO

PRAISE JINX AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR

JINX IS A GOD

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T PRAISE JINX SHALL DIE

IDK WHY THIS IS CAPITALIZED

IM SLEEP DEPRIVED OKAY!?

ALSO x2

Things I did while I was not writing the past couple of days

•Figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube
• Filled 8 or so pages in a sketchbook
•Had 12 mental breakdowns (this is an exaggeration- it was more like 4 or 5)
•Hung out with friends for 7+ hours
•Cried
•Cried some more
•Murdered a couple people
•Praised Jinx as my lord and savior
•Cried again
•I swear I did something else but I can't remember lol
•and then cried again
• I also read a couple of real books! Y'know those ones that have paper and you turn the page-
•And! ...More crying lol

😃 So, how was your day?