After we got our ice cream cones we sat back down at the table. Now that the Karen is gone, i can have peace and quiet.

"This is a robbery! Get on the ground!" A guy in carrying a gun, yelled. I fucking jinxed it.. Everyone, besides me and Killua, got on the ground. Me and Killua burst out laughing, causing attention to go to us.

"Who- tries to- rob- a- Baskin- Robbins-" Killua choked out, now dying of laughter.

"Man's- trying- to rob- himself- a ice- cream cone-" I added, also dying of laughter.

"This isn't a joke!" The guy yelled, pointing the gun at us.

Me and Killua just stared at him, before laughing again. "Why- why- he look- like that-" I chocked out.

"I'll kill you two!" The guy threatened, which only made me and Killua laugh more. Kill us? I'd like to see him try.

"Oh no! Killua, what should we do? I don't want to die!" I said, over dramatically falling over.

"Y/n if we die, I just want you to know... I fucking hate you." Killua replied.

"*Gasp* You've betrayed me! And I know you'll never feel sorry!" I shouted, by now everyone in the store was starring at us, except for the person calling the police.

"This isn't time for jokes! Get on the ground!" The guy shouted, pointing the gun at me.

"No, don't kill me please! I love living! I love everything about living! I'm definitely not suicidal!" I replied.

"No my precious life!" Killua added.

"I'll shoot!" The guy yelled, pointing the gun at Killua's head.

"Okay, but if you're going to shoot someone, it should be them." Killua said, pointing at me. I dramatically gasped.

"Heart been broke so many times I I don't even know what to believeeeeeee." I replied, causing Killua to laugh.

"Come out with your hands up! We have you surrounded!" Cops yelled from outside. (Ah yes insanely quick police-)

"Fuck!" The guy yelled, grabbing me as a hostage. "I'll shoot them!" The guy yelled back.

"Hippity Hoppity ima die on this property." I sang, causing the guy to push the gun against my head. If the guy wasn't ugly I would be all for this. (Y'all would tho you'd be like- "Hot guy giving me hug? Amazing!")

"Shut up!" The guy yelled, people were using my distraction to sneak out the back door, shit am I going to be thought of as a hero? Unacceptable.

The police started to negotiate with the guy, which was fucking boring. Killua was attempting to steal as much ice cream as possible. I'm so fucking bored, and this guy stinks! You know what, fuck this.

I grabbed the guy, and tossed him out the fucking window. Nobody even got shot! That was so boring!

The police entered the building, checking up on me and Killua. We both used the 'Im traumatized' card to get free ice cream. They asked where are parents were, which I responded with "We don't know." At some point they had to bring us to the station, which was stupid.

"Hello, my names Fujinuma Kenta, you may call me Kenta. What's your names?" Someone, probably a detective, asked.

"Names Jeff, nice to meet ya." I replied, earning a blank stare from the detective.

"Alright Y/n, and Killua, am I right?" The detective asked.

"If you already knew our names why ask?" Killua questioned.

"...I swear they said you both were traumatized.." the detective muttered.

"Huh? No we just used that excuse for free ice cream." Killua replied.

"Yeah, this is just a normal Monday for us." I added, earning a blank stare from the detective.

"I'm going to ask you both a few questions if that's alright." The detective said, ignoring our comments.

"Sure but can I use the bathroom first?" Killua asked.

"I need to go to!" I added.

"Alright, I'll show you where they are." We followed the detective, once in the bathrooms we climbed out the window. There's no way we're staying there.

"Soooo, want to go commit arson?" I asked, which Killua instantly agreed to. "Alright, what should we burn first?" I added.

Killua pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket, with a list of places. That's concerning, do you just carry that with you? Me and Killua hit every place on the list, it's safe to say that those places no longer exist.

"Where else can we spend Illumi's money?" Killua asked. Hmmm, good question.

"A restaurant?" I replied.

"Quick, search up the most expensive restaurant near us!" Killua said, we gotta make this man's pockets hurt. Which is fine, because he loves me, meaning he doesn't care. I searched up the fanciest restaurants near us, me and Killua went to the one with the highest prices.

"It's hilarious how dressed up everyone is, and I just be here in a hoodie." I mentioned.

"Are you kids lost?" The waiter asked, glancing at our outfits.

"No, and I'm not a kid." I replied.

"Alright.. follow me.." the waiter said, leading us to a table. "What would you both like to drink?" He asked, still suspicious of us.

"Dr. Pepper for me." Killua replied.

"I'll take a Dr. Pepper as well." I added, the waiter scribbled that down on his notepad, then walked away.

"Sooo, got any embarrassing facts about Illumi?" I asked. Please do, I need blackmail.

"Sadly no." Killua replied. Noooooo!

"Your drinks." The waiter said, setting the drinks on the table. "Do you know what you want?" He asked.

"Not yet." I replied, causing the waiter to walk away. I grabbed a menu, as did Killua. Killua immediately looked at the most expensive items, where as I looked at the pasta. (If you don't like pasta, leave, you're insane-)

I decided on (favorite pasta), Killua decided that the expensive food was all shit, and just got three slices of chocolate cake instead.

"If you could only use one murder method for the rest of your life, what would it be?" Killua asked. Hmm, slicing necks is effective, but only killing like that is boring.. fire would take to long.. and you have to be able to do it whenever, so drowning people is out. This is hard! And it has to be quick if you're in a fight with multiple people!

"I'd go with slicing necks, it's boring, but the most effective. How bout you?" I responded.

"Hmm.. I'd have to go with slicing necks as well.. same reasoning." Killua replied. (I'd like to inform you that it tried to autocorrect to "Slicing necks Aww")

"You're food." The waiter said, giving us our food.

"Hmmm, what's your favorite animal?" Killua asked, devouring a slice of cake.

"Jinx." I immediately replied, no thought needed.

"I meant like species." Killua corrected.

"Jinx." I said, staring at him.

"Jesus, fine." Killua replied, rolling his eyes. Jinx is the best animal. Jinx is such a good animal that he is his own species, seeing how no other animal even compares.

"What's your favorite animal then?" I asked. If I'd have to guess I'd say a cat.

"Cats, obviously." Killua replied. Ha, I guessed it.

I finished my food, deciding to look at the menu for dessert, gotta make Illumi broke after all. I decided to just get a slice of chocolate cake, and Killua got three more slices. I swear Zoldycks can eat so fucking much.

After finishing dessert we got ready to leave, of course Killua needed another slice of cake. "Are you done yet?" I questioned, wanting to go spend more of Illumi's money.

"Yeah yeah. Let's go." Killua replied, rolling his eyes. Finally!

"This is a robbery! On the ground!"

Word count: 1380

Fun Facts:

• Y/n attempts not to say "Illu" near Killua, seeing how he isn't comfortable with it.

• Jinx supremacy 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

• If you haven't noticed, my whole "writing style" is just me attempting to add as many memes into a chapter as possible, and then writing plot to add up to the memes- that and blacking out at 3am and then snapping back to reality at 5am with a chapter written- I'm
✨p o s s e s s e d✨ haha- help me 🙂

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Also, sorry about the update taking so long :(