(This chapter is more suited for females, the next one is more suited for males!)

"So~ What are you planning on doing now
darling?~"

"I don't know." I respond. Guess I haven't really thought about it..

"You could stay with me~" Hisoka suggests. No, absolutely not.

"I'd rather stay with Illumi." I reply. At least he isn't a pedophile.

"Ouch~"

"I'd be fine with that." Illumi adds. Huh?

"Wait, what?"

"I could use some help on this mission, seeing how my arm is now broken." Illumi explains. I guess that makes sense.

"Alright." Might as well.

"Aw~ you're abandoning me~" Hisoka complains.

"Yes." I respond.

"Meet me out front in ten minutes." Illumi said before walking off.

"See ya." I add, now walking away from Hisoka.

"You don't even enjoy my company?~ I'm hurt~" Hisoka says like the drama queen he is.

I completely ignore Hisoka, and go to look for Gon.

"We can look it up online." Oh, there they are. Also look what up?

"Hey!" Bald ninja turtle?

"Oh! Hanzo-san!" Actually, his name is bald ninja turtle.

"Hey guys!" Might as well join the conversation, and not eavesdropping like the loser I am.

"Hi Y/n!" Gon greeted. So precious.

"I'm heading back home. It was a short, yet seemingly long acquaintance, but i had fun." Bald ninja turtle said.

"So did I!" Gon replied.

"If you ever visit my country let me know. I'll give you the serious tour, no tourist traps." Bald ninja turtle said, now walking away.

"I still want to kill that guy, Shalnark would probably help." I mention.

"You've talked about 'Shalnark' before, and the name seems oddly familiar. If I could ask, how do you know him?" Kurapika questions.

"Oh! I met him and Y/n when they lyric pranked me!" Gon replied.

"And I'm in a groupchat with him." I add.

"Ah, not trying to invade, but who else is in the groupchat?" Kurapika asks.

"Uh, let's see, there's Chrollo, Hisoka, Machi, Pakunoda, Shalnark, umm Uvogin, Feitan, that's who I remember, oh, and Shizuku." I answer.

"Hey Kurapika you good? Your eyes are red again..." Leorio said, backing up.

"Kurapika?" Gon asks.

"I'm fine." Kurapika replied, taking deep breaths to calm down.

"Hey! Sorry about getting so excited back there." Oh, the salmon haired guy.

"..No, I also lost control. Please forgive me." Kurapika responded.

"No, I only got mad because you were right. I was using you to take out my frustration for winning by default. But I'm over it now! Since I passed, I'm going to make the best of it! The question is what to do next." The guy replied.

"Yes, you're right." Kurapika seems calmer now.

"Ima go now." I say, heading towards the front.

"Bye Y/n!" Gon shouts.

"Bye!" I shout back.

(SpongeBob narrator voice)
A few minutes later

"Hello." I greet.

"Hello." Illumi responds.

"So what is this job anyways? You said something about needing a hunters license for it." I ask.

"There's a club only accessible to Hunters, my target owns it." Illumi explains.

"So does he know Nen?" I question.

"The target doesn't, his bodyguards do. I'll explain more on the way." Illumi says, getting into a car.

"Nakashima Atsou, he's our target." Illumi said, handing me a photo.

"That's a photo of him. I'll take out the guards, so you'll take out the target."

"Alright."

"How to separate him from the guards is up to you. I'd be careful, everyone there is a Hunter, though many are new and don't know Nen." Illumi added.

"Mhm." How to separate him... best idea would be dressing up.. I will hate myself forever for this. (Haha if you dislike dresses [I do] you're going to hate me.)

"I'll need to buy a dress." I hate myself.

"Alright, stop at (random store name)."

✨Dress options✨ (or come up with your own ideas-)

(I don't like dresses but where is this store-)

"I hate myself."

"The dress looks good on you." Illumi commented.

"I hate it, but alright." I respond.

"We should get going." Illumi adds, paying for the dress.

✨At The Club✨

"You'll go in first, I'll be in the corner. Once you separate the target from his guards I'll attack." Illumi went over the plan, for the hundredth time.

"I got it." I reply, walking into the club.

"Hunters license?" The bouncer asked. I showed him my license, then proceeded to enter.

"Hey dude, look at that hot chick, you should flirt with her." I hear someone whisper from behind me.

"No way. You do it first!" The other guy whispered back.

"Fine, I'll go first, and last." The first guy whispered. Weirdos. I sat down at the bar, ordering a (drink- because Ik absolutely nothing about alcohol, or clubs in general-)

"Hey cutie, what're you doing here alone." I hate myself.

"Not much of a talker ey? That's alright I can have you screaming tonight." What the fuck?

"No thank you." I reply, taking a sip of my drink.

"Cmon, I could make you rich, famous, anything your pretty little heart desires." He said, grabbing my wrist.

"I believe she said no." Someone else said, pulling the guy off me. Oh shit, that's the target.

"Thank you." I say to the target, this is going better than expected.

"It's not a problem, my names Atsou, is it your first time here?" Atsou asked.

"Yeah, you can tell?" Reminds me of the fat guy from the hunter exam, blegh.

"Of course, I would remember a pretty face like yours. May I have your name darling?" Ew, only Hisoka calls me that.

"F/n" I respond. I will forever hate myself for this.

"A beautiful name for a beautiful lady." Atsou complimented.

"Thank you." I said, burying my face in my hands. Why did I agree to this. Kill me now. Please, I'm begging you.

"May I have this dance?" Atsou asked, offering his hand. This is going terrible.

"I'm not that good at dancing." I respond. Please don't say-

"I can teach you." I can teach you... I hate my life.

"Okay." I reply, grabbing his hand. I'm on a mission. I'm on a mission. I'm going to kill myself.

One dance later

"You must be a natural darling." Don't call me that.

"Thank you, it was fun." I reply.

"There's a lot of people here, we should go somewhere quiet." Atsou mentions. You're making this to easy.

"..Oh, Alright."

"Hm? Are you sure you can trust a man you just met?" Atsou asks.

"Well you saved me from that guy, so I trust you." I reply, staring at the ground.

"Don't worry darling, I won't hurt you. I just wanted to make sure you didn't trust everyone you meet, I don't want that pure heart of yours to break." I hate this act. I hate you. I hate myself. I hate everyone. I hate everything. Kill me. (My thoughts while writhing this whole scene-)

"Oh, Thank you." I reply, now following Atsou. Out of the corner of my eye I can see Illumi. Honestly, battling Nen user sounds way better than this.

"We're here darling."

(The room-)

"Woah." I say, with genuine surprise. Isn't this a club?

"I own this club, so I have a bedroom here just incase." Atsou says, grabbing my waist from behind. Hands off. "Don't worry, it's sound proof." That's good.

"Mm.. Atsou." Get the hell in front of me so I can stab you!

"Mm, yes darling?" He asks, spinning me around to face him. I quickly sharpen my fingers into claws, and slice his neck.

"I fucking hate myself." I mutter, cleaning the blood of my hands in the bathroom.

"Boss!" I thought Illumi was dealing with the guards? And from the looks of it she knows Nen. Well, shit.

"You.. You bitch! You killed my boss!" She yelled, tears streaming down her face.

Word count: 1548

Fun Facts:

• Kurapika now thinks you're part of the Phantom troupe, and that you're trying to recruit Gon. Oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• Y/n (unknowingly) only allows Hisoka to call them darling! This doesn't have to be in a romantic way though! So if Hisoka doesn't become a love interest, it'll just be the name he calls Y/n, nothing more, nothing less.

• Sorry to the men- but the disguise was necessary! I thought about having Illumi dress up as a girl, but that wouldn't make sense for the female readers- (because why would Illumi dress up if there's already a woman-)

Extra Fun Fact!

• This is Y/n's second battle with a Nen user in two weeks, meaning they didn't know Nen two weeks ago! Also both Nen users are/were Enhancers! The only real difference is who's saving you, and that this Nen user can knock you out in two or three hits-

A/n

I'd like to remind everyone that this is my first time writing basically anything, so this story is basically just a test story, it's only purpose being for me to get better at writing.

Having said that

The next chapter will (most likely) suck, I can't write fighting scenes. But ima try! Practice makes progress!

So the next chapter will be terrible, I'll be making it up to y'all though by having Y/n
g̶o̶ o̶n̶ a̶ d̶a̶t̶e̶ spend time with Illumi, in the chapter after it.