1 unsent message to 'FINN THE HUMAN'

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Alex | 1:15 P.M.

Ay

Alex | 1:16 P.M.

Finn the human

Alex | 1:16 P.M.

You there?

Finn | 1:16 P.M.

Nooooooo

Alex | 1:17 P.M.

Alex | 1:17 P.M.

Liar.

Finn | 1:18 P.M.

Hey!

Alex | 1:18 P.M.

Idiot.

Finn | 1:18 P.M.

How did we get that conclusion?

Alex | 1:19 P.M.

Peasant.

Finn | 1:19 P.M.

Since when am I a peasant?

Alex | 1:20 P.M.

Mouth-breather.

Finn | 1:21 P.M.

I swear to God if that's a Stranger Things reference.

Alex | 1:21 P.M.

:D

Alex | 1:22 P.M.

You know Stranger Things?

Finn | 1:24 P.M.

Duh.

Alex | 1:25 P.M.

You watch Stranger Things and your name is Finn? Who are you? Finn Wolfhard?

Alex | 1:25 P.M.

That's like the beginning of a crappy fanfic.

Alex | 1:26 P.M

Chatting with Finn Wolfhard because he typed in the wrong number 'cause all celebrities are blind.

Finn | 1:26 P.M.

Lolololol

Alex | 1:27 P.M

MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HIDING YOUR LAST NAME FROM ME

Alex | 1:27 P.M.

THIS IS LINING UP PERFECTLY

Alex | 1:28 P.M.

FINN THE BEAN IS THAT YOU

Finn | 1:28 P.M.

YES, IT IS I, FINN THE BEAN

Finn | 1:28 P.M.

Just kidding!

Finn | 1:29 P.M.

Sorry to ruin your dreams, but I'm anyone but Finn Wolfhard.

Alex | 1:30 P.M.

Welp, it was fun when it lasted.

Finn | 1:30 P.M.

Quick question

Finn | 1:32 P.M.

Why are you so obsessed with the guy anyway? It's not like he's special or anything.

Alex | 1:33 P.M.

EXCUSEEEEE ME

Alex | 1:33 P.M.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FINNY BOY

Alex | 1:34 P.M.

DO YOU NOT WANT TO LIVE?¿?¿

Finn | 1:34 P.M.

Lolololol

Finn | 1:34 P.M.

Alex | 1:35 P.M.

HELL YEAH I'M MAD

Alex | 1:35 P.M.

YOU INSULTED MY BABY

Alex | 1:36 P.M.

Alex | 1:36 P.M.

Look at this magnificent, adorable, lovable, gorgeous, precious, cute, amazing, dorky cutie.

Alex | 1:36 P.M.

Goddamn beautiful.

Alex | 1:37 P.M.

A true angel.

Finn | 1:37 P.M.

We 👏get 👏it, 👏you 👏think 👏Finn 👏Wolfhard 👏is 👏 cute

Alex | 1:37 P.M.

I 👏know 👏right

Alex | 1:38 P.M.

He could literally slit my throat and the only thing I would say is thanks.

Finn | 1:38 P.M.

Alex | 1:39 P.M.

I'm calm and fully sane.

Alex | 1:39 P.M.

However, I still stick to my opinion and will let Finn Wolfhard murder me anytime.

Finn | 1:40 P.M.

Wow

Finn | 1:40 P.M.

I wish someday that a girl like you will obsess over me.

Finn | 1:41 P.M.

I mean, I do have the beautiful face to attract fans.

Alex | 1:41 P.M.

Hi, and welcome back to narcissist 101. I'm your host, Poppy Harlow.

Finn | 1:41 P.M.

-pop-

Alex | 1:42 P.M.

yEET

Finn | 1:42 P.M

yOOT

Alex | 1:42 P.M.

yAAT

Finn | 1:42 P.M.

yIIT

Alex | 1:43 P.M.

yUUT

Finn | 1:43 P.M.

I love the fact that the first time we talked was two days ago, but somehow, texting each other random words is acceptable now.

Alex | 1:44 P.M

What can I say? Nobody can resist my charms.

Alex | 1:44 P.M.

-fabulous hair flip-

Finn | 1:45 P.M.

-Gets hit in the face with your hair-

Finn | 1:45

wow thanks

Alex | 1:46 P.M.

You're welcome :)

Alex | 1:46 P.M.

K gotta run

Finn | 1:46 P.M.

To where?

Alex | 1:47 P.M.

to Mcdonalds

Alex | 1:47 P.M.

I'm starving

Finn | 1:48 P.M.

Mcdonalds at two in the afternoon.

Finn | 1:48 P.M.

Proud of you, Alex.

Alex | 1:49 P.M.

Proud of you too, Finn ;)

Alex | 1:49 P.M.

K bye

Finn | 1:50 P.M.

Bye :)