Unknown: what if i told you

Unknown: now hear me out

Unknown: what if I told youhhhh

You: Jesus Christ are you drunk?

Unknown: heAR ME OUT OK

You: you're drunk. knew it.

You: just tell me what you want me to hear out

Unknown: k so

Unknown: for Halloween, since it's coming up, i had an idea

Unknown: what if i dressed up as Jack and you dressed up as rose

Unknown: evEN THO WE HAVENT MET IRL

You: sure

Unknown: wait really

You: yeah, so long as you get your drunk ass to bed safely

Unknown: deal