Unknown: Hey Angelica! I remembered I save this lol

You: I'm not Angelica. I think you done got goofed, you poor soul (-:

Unknown: Darn it. She must have given me the wrong number on accident

You: Right. "On Accident".

Unknown: Lol don't stomp on my dreams

You: (-: Sorry for the mixup. She's just a bitch, yeah? You'll get a real number from a nicer girl someday.

Unknown: I already do (:

You: Smooth. But not smooth enough.

Unknown: One day (: tell me your name at least

You: For now you can call me Star. I refuse to give my real name out to a stranger. In fact, I may just block you. You could be a serial killer. (;

Unknown: To had. It's in my contacts now, and I promise I'm not a serial killer. But I have a feeling you're a criminal.

You: Please. What kind of criminal?

Unknown: A thief. Of my heart. (;

You: 🚪<- see that? That's a door. Use it to get out