You: how's your hangover? (-:

Unknown: oh i don't have one 😉

You: bull**** why not?

Unknown: handle my alcohol very well, love

You: should probably add your number to my contacts now btw

Unknown: I'm not already in there? :(

You: nah, I don't know what to put you in as so I just don't create the contact

Unknown: put me in as Super Hot Babe Dude

You:

Unknown: why'd you block out the number

You: So my friends wouldn't get ideas when I send this to them. The last thing I need are my friends and mysterious boy in my life conversing

Asshole: why am I in there as asshole?

You: I'll change it if you give me a better name

Asshole: call me Dennis

You: Done